Hello, new here

[David Shinick]

Hello, brothers and sisters.

I'm a 58 year old, devoted christian. I was born to true christian parents, and received a proper baptist upbringing. I come from a blessed place, called Australia.

I'm so happy to have found a this forum.

God bless you all (except queers)

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Hello, new here

I'm a 58 year old, devoted christian. I was born to true christian parents, and received a proper baptist upbringing. I come from a blessed place, called Australia.

Welcome to God's favourite forum. I don't know about Australia being a "blessed place", unless you meant to say "almost as blessedly awful a place as New Zealand". However, I am pleased to see the Aussies have managed to breed one or two baptists there. Wonders will never cease!

[David Shinick]

Re: Hello, new here

Welcome to God's favourite forum. I don't know about Australia being a "blessed place", unless you meant to say "almost as blessedly awful a place as New Zealand". However, I am pleased to see the Aussies have managed to breed one or two baptists there. Wonders will never cease!

Likewise, I thought New Zealanders were all sodomites. I was even considering a mission to save the sheep. There is still hope for them after all.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Hello, new here

Likewise, I thought New Zealanders were all sodomites. I was even considering a mission to save the sheep. There is still hope for them after all.

That is a very noble and brave offer, Mr. Shinick, but I fear the sheep will hear your accent and begin mobbing you for beer; you see, the sheep-shagging enthusiasts in NZ usually ply sheep with alcohol before having their wicked way with them. And as it is common knowledge that all Australians (you being an exception, naturally) are drunken louts, the sheep will assume you have booze for them.