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  • Alaska Assignation
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    • Mar 2010
    • 13

    #1

    Hello from Alaska

    Hello fellow followers of the Lord. My name is Lukas. I am from Anchorage, Alaska. I don't live in an igloo and I was brought up in a great way, In the way of the lord and savior, Jesus Christ. I am looking for like minded people like myself. I'm white and I attend The Anchorage Baptist Temple with Pastor Prevo. I am currently single and I'm waiting for the right minded lady and not one of these smoking, drinking, tattooed liberal whores. I believe that a women should stay at home and cook, clean, and satisfy her husbands every need. I will be the King of my castle and therefore treated like one. When we will have children they will be brought up in the way that our lord and savior has commanded. The path that I have walked has been of purification and salvation. I was a Soldier in the Army. I've done 2 tours to Iraq in my effort to save as many souls as I could but to my dismay, those ungodly muslims are un-savable.



    Thank you and cant wait to get to know you friends better.
  • Sally Paulson
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2008
    • 325

    #2
    Re: Hello from Alaska



    Originally posted by Assassynation View Post
    Hello fellow followers of the Lord. My name is Lukas. I am from Anchorage, Alaska.
    Not another big-city elitist.

    I don't live in an igloo
    Oh course not dear, nobody accused you of being Canadian.

    I was a Soldier in the Army. I've done 2 tours to Iraq in my effort to save as many souls as I could but to my dismay, those ungodly muslims are un-savable.


    Did you meet Trent Harvey Jr.? He was a big-shot in the Coalition Provisional Authority before affirmative action put some Iraqi in his place.
    #forevertrump: Supporter of The Donald as president-for-life! #MAGAlomaniac!

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    • Alaska Assignation
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      • Mar 2010
      • 13

      #3
      Re: Hello from Alaska

      Originally posted by Sally Paulson View Post




      Not another big-city elitist.

      Oh course not dear, nobody accused you of being Canadian.

      Did you meet Trent Harvey Jr.? He was a big-shot in the Coalition Provisional Authority before affirmative action put some Iraqi in his place.
      Not yet, but I'm on my way there!

      I dislike Canadians.

      Unfortunately not, Every Iraqi needs to be put in their place!

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      • Sally Paulson
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2008
        • 325

        #4
        Re: Hello from Alaska

        Originally posted by Assassynation View Post
        Not yet, but I'm on my way there!
        I must have confused you. Anchorage is a typical big city, filled with metrosexuals and non-real-Americans. Surely you don't want to be one of those?

        I dislike Canadians.
        Only dislike? Well, it's a start.
        #forevertrump: Supporter of The Donald as president-for-life! #MAGAlomaniac!

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        • Alaska Assignation
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          • Mar 2010
          • 13

          #5
          Re: Hello from Alaska

          Originally posted by Sally Paulson View Post
          I must have confused you. Anchorage is a typical big city, filled with metrosexuals and non-real-Americans. Surely you don't want to be one of those?



          Only dislike? Well, it's a start.
          I am far from those metrosexual fagots. I am a red blooded christian american.

          There's always room for anti Canadian views.

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          • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
            Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
             
            • Jun 2007
            • 6578

            #6
            Re: Hello from Alaska

            I don't like your name. Apart from having two vulgar words we also do not allow talk of assassination. Give us an alternative name or we'll come up with one for you.
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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22380

              #7
              Re: Hello from Alaska

              Welcome to our friendly forum!
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • Alaska Assignation
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                • Mar 2010
                • 13

                #8
                Re: Hello from Alaska

                Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
                I don't like your name. Apart from having two vulgar words we also do not allow talk of assassination. Give us an alternative name or we'll come up with one for you.
                What is "Assignation"

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                • GOD=life
                  WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 3263

                  #9
                  Re: Hello from Alaska

                  Originally posted by Alaska Assignation View Post
                  I am a red blooded Christian American.
                  There's always room for anti Canadian views.
                  Hhhmmmmm......

                  Interesting that you capitalize "Canadian" but not "Christian" or "American".

                  Something smells and it ain't the fish I just ate.
                  I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                  Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                  Matthew 7:22
                  Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                  Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                  Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                  • Alaska Assignation
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                    • Mar 2010
                    • 13

                    #10
                    Re: Hello from Alaska

                    Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                    Hhhmmmmm......

                    Interesting that you capitalize "Canadian" but not "Christian" or "American".

                    Something smells and it ain't the fish I just ate.
                    Then get a new wife/girlfriend.

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                    • Alaska Assignation
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                      • Mar 2010
                      • 13

                      #11
                      Re: Hello from Alaska

                      I'm not Canadian, I am American though and though.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #12
                        Re: Hello from Alaska

                        Welcome to God's favorite forum, son. Please tell us about yourself.

                        How old are you? How did you come to find Jesus? How many wolves have you shot from the air?

                        Any favorite Scriptures?
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Alaska Assignation
                          Unsaved Trash
                          • Mar 2010
                          • 13

                          #13
                          Re: Hello from Alaska

                          It is very rare for someone my age to find the lord. I find myself very fortunate and is blessed. I have not yet shot any wolves from a helicopter but I am on Gods Favorite forum and I'm sure the opportunity will present itself. My favorite Scriptures are

                          Ezekiel 25:17:
                          'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.'

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                          • dieyoung69
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Mar 2010
                            • 1

                            #14
                            Re: Hello from Alaska

                            Originally posted by Alaska Assignation View Post
                            It is very rare for someone my age to find the lord. I find myself very fortunate and is blessed. I have not yet shot any wolves from a helicopter but I am on Gods Favorite forum and I'm sure the opportunity will present itself. My favorite Scriptures are

                            Ezekiel 25:17:
                            'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.'


                            Hi Alaska Asignation,

                            I truly believe that God oh can be found at any age, and obviously any place. Technology has made the world so small, here I sit in the middle of deep, dark Africa - helping the poor and aiding humanity, as God intended me to.

                            Alaska is miles away, still recovering from a herendous winter and we are discussing religion in this very fine, non-bias, non descriminatory Christian forum, who even welcome unsaved people.

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                            • Alaska Assignation
                              Unsaved Trash
                              • Mar 2010
                              • 13

                              #15
                              Re: Hello from Alaska

                              Originally posted by Sally Paulson View Post
                              I must have confused you. Anchorage is a typical big city, filled with metrosexuals and non-real-Americans. Surely you don't want to be one of those?



                              Only dislike? Well, it's a start.
                              Well Sally Paulson, I been gone for 5 years down in the lower 48 and was wondering what are you guys doing up here like gatherings, sermons or any group activities that would be fun and interesting.

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