Hail, Warriors

[The Hand]

Peace, Landover, and may I walk amongst you as a Brother.

Blessed be all who bear His flame in these dark times.

[Sister Kitty]

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This is not a proper introduction.

Introduction: presentation: formally making a person known to another or to the public

You have not done this, we know nothing about you.

Who are you? What brings you here? Are you Christian? What is your favorite Bible verse? Are you a pretend man or a real man?

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Peace, Landover, and may I walk amongst you as a Brother.

Blessed be all who bear His flame in these dark times.

Mostly, here, we're about religion. We'd like you to share your story with us before the discussions begin. Thanks.

[The Hand]

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Thank you, Brother. I understand your suspicion and I forgive you for it. Your woman asked me some questions, albeit curtly, so I will address those.

Who are you?
I am a humble soldier of The LORD.

What brings you here?
The LORD guided me to this sanctuary. That should be self-evident. That there are such islands of Light in this dark and sordid quagmire gives me renewed hope.

Are you Christian?
The Light of The LORD is my armor. His whisper guides my hand. His name is the seal upon my heart, His word is written into my soul. His purpose is mine. I am an apostle and the last resort of the faithful.

What is your favorite Bible verse?
The Book is the written word of GOD - the written Law, the written History, the written Truth. No passage should be favored other another, none neglected. It is not a plaything.

Are you a pretend man or a real man?
Your woman should know her place. I am not impressed with her manner.

Peace.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Welcome to our friendly forum!

[The Hand]

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Thank you, Brother, and greetings from across the pond. The LORD knows my heart of hearts for Him to guide me here. Let us be eternally grateful that He so often breaks away from His labours on mankind's behalf to reach out to each of us.

Peace.

[Levi Jones]

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No passage should be favored other another, none neglected. It is not a plaything.

That's nice. What is your second favorite verse from the Bible?

[The Hand]

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You insist on interrogation before greeting. Very well.

Today, I shall be reading once more the words of the Prophet, Ezekiel. I shall quote a part and appreciate the rest in my own time and contemplation.

Ezekiel 21
[1] And the word of the LORD came unto me, saying,
[2] Son of man, set thy face toward Jerusalem, and drop thy word toward the holy places, and prophesy against the land of Israel,
[3] And say to the land of Israel, Thus saith the LORD; Behold, I am against thee, and will draw forth my sword out of his sheath, and will cut off from thee the righteous and the wicked.
[4] Seeing then that I will cut off from thee the righteous and the wicked, therefore shall my sword go forth out of his sheath against all flesh from the south to the north:
[5] That all flesh may know that I the LORD have drawn forth my sword out of his sheath: it shall not return any more.
[6] Sigh therefore, thou son of man, with the breaking of thy loins; and with bitterness sigh before their eyes.
[7] And it shall be, when they say unto thee, Wherefore sighest thou? that thou shalt answer, For the tidings; because it cometh: and every heart shall melt, and all hands shall be feeble, and every spirit shall faint, and all knees shall be weak as water: behold, it cometh, and shall be brought to pass, saith the Lord GOD.

Let the words of Prophets be an omen and command our respect, as they were respected in golden times. Let such words be overbearing, a stark but gentle warning that not one of us be above our station, for we are all under GOD as children, and He our heavenly Father. Let the word of GOD underline us and our deeds, and by our deeds they shall know us. Let the infidel call upon their false god's and prophets, and I will call on The LORD. The god who answers by fire - He is GOD. Amen.

[Petal]

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Blessed be all who bear His flame in these dark times.

i thinks maybee you be a liddle bit darks, Mr.Hand i not thinks you laff wiv them holy spirt joys very much so here be a pickture to make your threads all sparkly an bootiful, yay!

this just for you

[Talitha]

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Your woman should know her place. I am not impressed with her manner.

Friend, you are a Guest here in OUR house and as such you will show due respect to all of our Church Members whether they be Manly Men or Lowly Women.
As Unsaved Trash you take a place well below our Womenfolk.
I am not impressed with YOUR manner.

Now, please try again, and welcome to our Boards.

[The Hand]

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You are right. In my defense, it is hard to find joy, here, at the frontline, face to face with the wild-eyed, rabid, filthy-skinned Mussies who are spreading across Europe like a plague of locusts. Like insects, they are deadly in a swarm. Filthy stinking creatures, full of venom and bile for The LORD's work. They are untouchable - protected by the law. The war is at our doorsteps already. They would bring Sharia law upon us all, but over my dead body.

Only last week, I faced down a swarm of them as they chanted in their filthy tongue on the city streets themselves, spiting their poison at passers by, holding their devil signs and slogans up like trophies, assaulting the senses and offending The LORD. I flew at them, and it was *I* who got carried away by the authorities. *I* spent a night in a prison cell. The world here is backwards and arse-about-face sometimes. I only had time to punch one infidel in his vile maw before I was carted away. There is no justice in that. I was hungry for more.

I appreciate the gesture, Sister. We should never forget why it is that we strive, and never take for granted the joy all around us that The LORD has provided.

Peace.

[Sister Kitty]

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Your woman should know her place. I am not impressed with her manner.

Why do you use your sexual partner as your username? I do not call myself The Husband.

[The Hand]

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Do not be so eager to entertain such thoughts, woman, lest they lead you astray from your path.

[Sister Kitty]

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You are right. In my defense, it is hard to find joy, here, at the frontline, face to face with the wild-eyed, rabid, filthy-skinned Mussies who are spreading across Europe like a plague of locusts. Like insects, they are deadly in a swarm. Filthy stinking creatures, full of venom and bile for The LORD's work. They are untouchable - protected by the law. The war is at our doorsteps already. They would bring Sharia law upon us all, but over my dead body.

Only last week, I faced down a swarm of them as they chanted in their filthy tongue on the city streets themselves, spiting their poison at passers by, holding their devil signs and slogans up like trophies, assaulting the senses and offending The LORD. I flew at them, and it was *I* who got carried away by the authorities. *I* spent a night in a prison cell. The world here is backwards and arse-about-face sometimes. I only had time to punch one infidel in his vile maw before I was carted away. There is no justice in that. I was hungry for more.

I appreciate the gesture, Sister. We should never forget why it is that we strive, and never take for granted the joy all around us that The LORD has provided.

Peace.

I find myself beginning to like you. You are almost literate, which is more than I can say of most of the newcomers I have met here. Stop using the pretend word "arse" and maybe we can be friends.

[The Hand]

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Then let us wipe the slate clean and begin again. We are on the same side, after all.

Peace.