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  • TheDay
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    • Apr 2010
    • 5

    #1

    The Canadian Atheist :D

    Well, at least that's what my friends call me.

    Anywho.... how do you do? I just saw this forum and I'm like, hey, why not?

    Anyways, a smidgent about myself.

    I'm 17, currently in grade 11. I play bass guitar and upright bass, I enjoy music, biking, gaming, some movies, and I have a deep hatred for Justin Bieber.
    This space is for posting Scripture, not demonic website links. ---ADMIN
  • flatearther
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Apr 2010
    • 10

    #2
    Re: The Canadian Atheist

    Brun in hell, you unsaved TRASH!!! I'm tired of you atheists and your so-called 'facts' and science mumbo jumbo! In the words of Pastor deacon Fred, I don't need FACTS when I have JESUS!!!

    (welcome, theday :p)

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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930

      #3
      Re: The Canadian Atheist

      Originally posted by TheDay View Post
      I have a deep hatred for Justin Bieber.

      That's the best thing I read from your post.

      What Church does you daddy take you to? Has he raised you right? Are you betrothed yet?
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • TheDay
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        • Apr 2010
        • 5

        #4
        Re: The Canadian Atheist

        Then at least we agree on something!

        I don't go to church, seeing as I am Atheist. I was raised right, I made the decision of Atheism on my own, and I am not betrothed, as I am 17.
        This space is for posting Scripture, not demonic website links. ---ADMIN

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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930

          #5
          Re: The Canadian Atheist

          Originally posted by TheDay View Post
          Then at least we agree on something!

          I don't go to church, seeing as I am Atheist. I was raised right, I made the decision of Atheism on my own, and I am not betrothed, as I am 17.
          Well, congratulations on your conscious decision to be roasted and flayed for all eternity in a lake of fire that never ends.

          Why on earth would you have done that?
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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          • TheDay
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            • Apr 2010
            • 5

            #6
            Re: The Canadian Atheist

            Not meaning to be offensive to anybody, but I came to the conclusion that it was fear tactics. Most religions use them. Threatening me to burn for eternity is pointless, as there is no proof that I will go there.
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            • Levi Jones
              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
               
              • Jul 2009
              • 13930

              #7
              Re: The Canadian Atheist

              Originally posted by TheDay View Post
              Not meaning to be offensive to anybody, but I came to the conclusion that it was fear tactics. Most religions use them. Threatening me to burn for eternity is pointless, as there is no proof that I will go there.
              Yeah, but if you don't believe there is a 100% chance you will go there if I'm right.

              Turn or burn, sinner.
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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              • TheDay
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                • Apr 2010
                • 5

                #8
                Re: The Canadian Atheist

                But what if we're both wrong? What if the god to follow was Ra? Or Zeus? Then we both lose :/
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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78553

                  #9
                  Re: The Canadian Atheist

                  Originally posted by TheDay View Post
                  But what if we're both wrong? What if the god to follow was Ra? Or Zeus? Then we both lose :/
                  Jesus is never wrong, boy.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • TheDay
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                    • Apr 2010
                    • 5

                    #10
                    Re: The Canadian Atheist

                    Eh. This is boring now. You are no fun and ludicrously predictable with your responses. Thought I might get some sort of special brand of insanity over here. Instead I'm just getting warned for responding to questions. That's too typical.

                    Hail Satan.
                    This space is for posting Scripture, not demonic website links. ---ADMIN

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78553

                      #11
                      Re: The Canadian Atheist

                      Originally posted by TheDay View Post
                      Eh. This is boring now. You are no fun and ludicrously predictable with your responses. Thought I might get some sort of special brand of insanity over here. Instead I'm just getting warned for responding to questions. That's too typical.

                      Hail Satan.
                      Our opinions are shaped by the Holy Word of God.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • John W. Booth
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 18

                        #12
                        Re: The Canadian Atheist

                        If I may jump in here...

                        Young man, at 17 years old I don't believe you when you say you're an atheist. What do you think an atheist is?

                        Have you ever heard of Pascal's wager? I don't know it by heart, but the gist of it goes something like this. If you live your life believing in Jesus and you get to the end and it turns out you were right, well, then you're on your way to eternity by His side. If it turns out you were wrong, you've lost nothing and at least you'll be fondly remembered for having lived your life in a Godly way. On the other hand, if you live your life not believing in Jesus and you get to the end only to find out you were right all along, you lose nothing but the life you expected to lose, BUT if it turns out you were wrong, you're seriously screwed, now aren't you?

                        You know son, I remember many years ago when I was riding shotgun with my dad to the grocery store one day. Mind you, my dad was not a church-going man. Anyway, out of nowhere a truck pulled out in front of us and just as my dad slammed his foot into the brake pedal he said, "Oh my God!" Funny how people suddenly find God sort of quicklike when their life flashes in front of their eyes like that, isn't it?

                        I'm just sayin...

                        I bet you're a good boy who just likes saying things like "I'm an atheist" because you think there's a certain coolness attached to such things. but at 17 you haven't yet received enough education to be able to say it with any degree of conviction. A little Bible reading won't kill you. really. Give it a try.

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                        • Cranky Old Man
                          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                          You kids get off his lawn!
                           
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 22361

                          #13
                          Re: The Canadian Atheist

                          Originally posted by TheDay View Post
                          Eh. This is boring now. You are no fun and ludicrously predictable with your responses. Thought I might get some sort of special brand of insanity over here. Instead I'm just getting warned for responding to questions. That's too typical. Hail Satan.
                          Please go fill a bath with water and put your head into the water so that you cannot breathe until you see the ligtht of Jesus Christ! Or go read a Holy Bible.
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • Brother Enoch
                            The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2008
                            • 4392

                            #14
                            Re: The Canadian Atheist

                            Why are Canadians always idiots? Is it the climate?

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                            • James Dewitt
                              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 6267

                              #15
                              Re: The Canadian Atheist

                              Brother Enoch, we have got to get you out of that country. It looks as if it is inhabited by queers, lesbos, atheists and draft dodgers from the US of A. Damn eskimos seem to be the only ones with a lick of common sense.

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