I may be out of place please give me time.

[imunke]

Hi all!
I found this web site while looking for information on "lazy town" yea i know i dont like it either; but i saw lots of (hurtful and angry) posts on the subject. and that in itself drew me in deeper to you site. id like it, if that is if its ok with you good people; to be able to read and ask questions of your forums. I wont be rude or mean. but I do have a lot of questions. i dont think you'd call me a heathen, im surely no anti anything but i am extemely ignorant in the ways of organzied religions. and i am EXTREMELY dissatisfied with the direction America is heading. It seems the only way to get ahead is to be gay, liberal, or welcome mat for other races and lifestyles. wheres the country my grandfather helped build? i guess maybe what im asking for is a little time and understanding (from those of you good enogh to give it to me) to read and learn and not be judged to harshly if i ask stupid questions.

[imunke]

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and please forgive my typing skills. 99% of my posts will be from a cell phone. thanks a bunch!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Friend, welcome to our forum. You admit to being ignorant about the Bible, and that is actually a good first step. Most of the morons that wander in here are actually proud that they are unsaved and unschooled in the teachings of Jesus.

But you seem to be on the right track. America is indeed under siege my friend, and secularism is leading the charge. Tell me, do you own a KJV 1611 Bible? If you don't, you need to get a hold of one pronto! Read it cover to cover, since every word comes directly from God.

Also, and this may seem like nit-picking, we do appreciate it when Unsaved Trash like you make the effort to use proper grammar. It shows that you respect your betters and the Lord. After all, this is God's Favorite Forum©!

[Jedediah]

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Well, if you're "Tea'd Off" by Obamunist Socialism and the Liberal Elite Establishment, we'll at least have some common ground to work with. And you're not spouting off a bunch of atheist nonsense like so many other new people who come here, which is good.

First and foremost, we're about Jesus Christ who died on the cross (temporarily) for our sins and who will be returning (soon!) as the events of the End Times and the Tribulations unfold before us. We're going to one of two places when we die, and me, I want to go to the good place. How about you? Does the Lake of Fire sound like something that would be to your liking, or no?

Daniel 12:1-2

1And at that time shall Michael stand up, the great prince which standeth for the children of thy people: and there shall be a time of trouble, such as never was since there was a nation even to that same time: and at that time thy people shall be delivered, every one that shall be found written in the book.
2And many of them that sleep in the dust of the earth shall awake, some to everlasting life, and some to shame and everlasting contempt.

Well, if you don't accept Christ as your Personal LORD and Savior, that's where you're going. So which will it be... eternal life, or shame and everlasting contempt?

In any case, I'm glad you are here. I think that the LORD intended for you to be here as part of His divine Plan. So please, get yourself acquainted and ask us any questions you may have. I sincerely hope you decide to follow the straight and narrow path of Righteousness.

Matthew 7: 13-14
13Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:
14Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Welcome to our friendly forum!

Now please start reading the KJV1611 Holy Bible! It will answer all your questions. Don't try to cut corners by asking the questions without reading the Holy Bible.

[John Smith]

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run as far from this forum as possible as fast as possible.

[Cranky Old Man]

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run as far from this forum as possible as fast as possible

Why are you still here "John Smith"?

[Reality of God]

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run as far from this forum as possible as fast as possible.

Mr. Smith
I see you hate God so much that you don´t want to go to heaven, but why do you hate people? cause it seems you don´t want other people to be saved aswell.

[imunke]

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Can you tell me something? I used to work for some very unfriendly business people. The kind who would take a hammer to your hands if you were late on a "payment". My job with this organization normally involved my being sent to collect late "payments". O generally considered the people I was forced to visit knew what they were getting into LONG before they ever dealt with me. I didn't feel any compassion or warmth for these scumbags. But now I'm reaching out to the lord. To save myself from myself
Which of my sins were worse? How I made money to support myself amidst the squalor and the harlots? Or the fact that I can see; regrettably, at times I enjoyed it. I never involved children or women. I never hurt anyone to terribly bad. And they were all gambling whore mongers and a lot of them abused drugs.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Can you tell me something? I used to work for some very unfriendly business people. The kind who would take a hammer to your hands if you were late on a "payment". My job with this organization normally involved my being sent to collect late "payments". O generally considered the people I was forced to visit knew what they were getting into LONG before they ever dealt with me. I didn't feel any compassion or warmth for these scumbags. But now I'm reaching out to the lord. To save myself from myself
Which of my sins were worse? How I made money to support myself amidst the squalor and the harlots? Or the fact that I can see; regrettably, at times I enjoyed it. I never involved children or women. I never hurt anyone to terribly bad. And they were all gambling whore mongers and a lot of them abused drugs.

I think you should turn yourself in to the police.

[John W. Booth]

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I'm sorry, but I'm distracted by trying to decide how best to pronounce your user name. I keep wanting to say something like "I Monkey", but that can't be what you meant. How should it be pronounced? What does it mean?

[Cranky Old Man]

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Can you tell me something?

Did you take my advice and read the entire KJV1611 Holy Bible yet?

[imunke]

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I dealt with the legal side long ago. Now it's a moral quandary.

[Meek and Humble]

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I dealt with the legal side long ago. Now it's a moral quandary.

OBVIOUS TROLLS ARE OBVIOUS.

[tegs mckeg]

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Why are you still here "John Smith"?

its a free world cranky pants