hello

[godmocker1]

my original name was godlover but someone changed it.
i dont know what i did if you read my other thread ive only been trying to better myself. i dont know if i got mixed up with someone else.

anyway i am a 20 yo girl and want to learn about gods true faith. im a bit of a noob but im hoping with your help i can learn fast

[tegs mckeg]

Re: hello

my original name was godlover but someone changed it.
i dont know what i did if you read my other thread ive only been trying to better myself. i dont know if i got mixed up with someone else.

anyway i am a 20 yo girl and want to learn about gods true faith. im a bit of a noob but im hoping with your help i can learn fast

all i know is that god made food.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: hello

Hello godmocker, welcome to our friendly forum!

Tell us a bit about yourself. Are you married? How many sons have you produced? Do you have your husband's or your father's permission to post here? What's your favorite verse from the KJV? What kinds of pie can you make?

[Brother Enoch]

Re: hello

all i know is that god made food.

God also made the 'shift' key. Learn to use it.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: hello

anyway i am a 20 yo girl and want to learn about gods true faith

Did you get your husbands permission to be here? And what is wrong with your SHIFT key?

[tegs mckeg]

Re: hello

all i know is that god made food.

and god make wine from water so everyone can drink it

[godmocker1]

Re: hello

I am not married. I hope to be soon tho. Thanks for your kind words

As i say i am a noob but am hoping to learn. i believe the devil is trying to sway me away from the true path thats why i joined.

[James Dewitt]

Re: hello

and god make wine from water so everyone can drink it

Your time here at Gods Favorite Forum is limited to your ability to post in a Christian manor. I see in your not to distant future a ban.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: hello

I am not married. I hope to be soon tho. Thanks for your kind words

As i say i am a noob but am hoping to learn. i believe the devil is trying to sway me away from the true path thats why i joined.

You correctly used the shift key 4 out of 8 times. That is progress. Next, learn to mind your betters.

[Petal]

Re: hello

and god make wine from water so everyone can drink it

did you quotes yourselfs so you can yappity-yap-yap-yap to yourselfs? man you a rube an a n00b

[godmocker1]

Re: hello

You correctly used the shift key 4 out of 8 times. That is progress. Next, learn to mind your betters.

Thankyou. I will respect my betters. Which at the moment is 90% of your forum.

[Nathan B. Forrest]

Re: hello

Thankyou. I will respect my betters. Which at the moment is 90% of your forum.

Well, with the sudden influx of sinners, co-habitators, animal touchers, and other deviants you should probably round down that number to 80% or so. It would be nice to be up to 90% as a forum, but we're working on it.

[godmocker1]

Re: hello

Well, with the sudden influx of sinners, co-habitators, animal touchers, and other deviants you should probably round down that number to 80% or so. It would be nice to be up to 90% as a forum, but we're working on it.

well at least atm im better than 10% more
sortof a compliment

[James Dewitt]

Re: hello

well at least atm im better than 10% more
sortof a compliment

No you are part of the 10% . Have you figured out if you are a male or female yet?

[godmocker1]

Re: hello

No you are part of the 10% . Have you figured out if you are a male or female yet?

i am female and only female. thats what god chose.
the change in my eyes is now repulsive dont know what got into me