Aloha.

[Pantaloons]

I'm not sure if this really counts as an introduction since I've already posted in another thread, but hey y'know, that one wasn't completely proper. ;P

I'm a brisk seventeen year old looking to find my faith, since I've had some problems at home I've been starting to well.. question it/ make it firmer? Don't get me wrong, I love Jesus and God and I play an active part in my Church but lately I've felt that I've just been floating along. Anywho, I hope to chat with some of you guys soon.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Aloha.

Welcome to our friendly forum!

[Pantaloons]

Re: Aloha.

Thanks! [:

[GOD=life]

Re: Aloha.

Welcome to God's favorite forum!

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Aloha.

You describe yourself as brisk, what do you mean by that? Are you referring to your lack of sexual stamina? If so, I certainly hope you are married!

[Pantaloons]

Re: Aloha.

Hah, I'm not even eighteen, why did that even cross your mind mister?
By brisk I mean that I'm generally active, out and about, enjoying life and the outside world. [:

[James Hutchins]

Re: Aloha.

Welcome friend, where do you hail from?
What Church do you attend?
Are you engaged to be married?
Is it cold where you are?

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Aloha.

Hah, I'm not even eighteen, why did that even cross your mind mister?
By brisk I mean that I'm generally active, out and about, enjoying life and the outside world. [:

Well, I'm certainly relieved to hear you haven't sinned in that way. Doing our husbandly duties in minutes or even seconds (thereby stopping our wives from becoming wanton harlots) is reserved for Godly married men.

Now, a few more questions since your introduction lacks details. Do you attend a Christian school? Or are you homeschooled? Do you intend to go to Bible College? What church do you attend? What is the best pie your mom makes? What is your favorite verse from the KJV?

[GOD=life]

Re: Aloha.

You MUST stay a virgin until you're married.

And that INCLUDES handrosexual acts! God is watching!

[Pantaloons]

Re: Aloha.

Welcome friend, where do you hail from?
What Church do you attend?
Are you engaged to be married?
Is it cold where you are?

Well, I was born in Kansas but I live in Maryland.
Er.. St. Luke Lutheran Church.
Hahaa, no, I'm too young for things like that.
Ugh, no, it's about ninety and incredibly humid.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Aloha.

Well, I was born in Kansas but I live in Maryland.
Er.. St. Luke Lutheran Church.
Hahaa, no, I'm too young for things like that.
Ugh, no, it's about ninety and incredibly humid.

So, you are a lutheran.

Why do you spit in Jesus' face?

[Pantaloons]

Re: Aloha.

Well, I'm certainly relieved to hear you haven't sinned in that way. Doing our husbandly duties in minutes or even seconds (thereby stopping our wives from becoming wanton harlots) is reserved for Godly married men.

Now, a few more questions since your introduction lacks details. Do you attend a Christian school? Or are you homeschooled? Do you intend to go to Bible College? What church do you attend? What is the best pie your mom makes? What is your favorite verse from the KJV?

Haha, I used to attend Catholic school but I ended up leaving because.. well.. my Headmaster and I had a frank exchange of ideas. Now I go to public school.
Eventually, I kind of want to go to Seminary but I'm not sure if that's really in my future.
Hahaaa, that's funny, my mother? Baking? Nah, she can make a good Sweet Potato pie.

Hmmm.. that's certainly a toughie. I'm not entirely sure, but it's somewhere in Revelation.

[Pantaloons]

Re: Aloha.

So, you are a lutheran.

Why do you spit in Jesus' face?

That's a terrible terrible thing to say, it almost hurt to read that.
If you read my first post you'd know not to say that, silly goose. [:

[James Dewitt]

Re: Aloha.

Well, I was born in Kansas but I live in Maryland.
Er.. St. Luke Lutheran Church.
Hahaa, no, I'm too young for things like that.
Ugh, no, it's about ninety and incredibly humid.

Lutheran? You are not even a Christian, a Mary worshiping wanna be.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Aloha.

That's a terrible terrible thing to say, it almost hurt to read that. If you read my first post you'd know not to say that, silly goose.

We are nice to you, a new visitor, and in exchange you call a nice lady a "goose"? And the terrible thing said here was you confessing to be a lutheran. Someone who ignores all but the fluffy parts of the Holy Bible. Why so much hate? What did Jesus ever do to you?

Why you need to follow the entire KJV1611 Holy Bible: 2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

Why it is very important to avoid hell (you are heading straight for it at the moment): Psalm 9:17 "The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God." Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"