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  • Marcus Vanka
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Apr 2010
    • 1

    #1

    Hello, Fellow Christians

    Greetings, brothers.

    I have come here seeking a husband for my daughter, Rowena. I am sure she has hit you as a fine young lady with exemplary manners, otherwise I will have to beat her.

    She is 16 years of age, almost 17 and a woman only has so many productuve years. Her mother is beautiful and gave fruit to 8 children, 6 boys and 2 girls. We are in a hurry to marry them because her older sister, Mary Lou, is 20 and goes against the will of the Lord by wanting to stay single. Even if I beat her oftenly she won't give in. If any young man with a big wallet and a very strong will wants her, she's still in productive age.

    I attend the same Church she does, as my whole family.
  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22380

    #2
    Re: Hello, Fellow Christians

    Welcome to our friendly forum! Perhaps you can tell us something more about yourselves.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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