Hi.

[meticadpa]

Hello. My name is meticadpa, or Jordan, and I've come here to rediscover my religion.

The reason I want to discover religion again is because I was tempted by the devil... I become tainted, as I engaged in sex with another male.

Hopefully through knowledge I can cleanse my soul.

Thank you.

[Exodus4:18]

Re: Hi.

I cannot believe this injustice. Can you read?! "No homosexuals"

I will not stand for this. I demand action be taken. God would not allow it, and nor shall I.

[meticadpa]

Re: Hi.

Ah, but doesn't the Bible teach that they will forgive any sin except blasphemy towards the Holy Spirit?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi.

Hello. My name is meticadpa, or Jordan, and I've come here to rediscover my religion.

The reason I want to discover religion again is because I was tempted by the devil... I become tainted, as I engaged in sex with another male.

Hopefully through knowledge I can cleanse my soul.

Thank you.

Son, I hope you can claim rape. But in any case, God forgives vile acts like what you have done. You need to email a Pastor immediately describing n detail what happened. He will come up with a plan to absolve your sins and get you on a path to righteous Godliness.

Jordan, have you a local Baptist Church say with in half a days drive?
Do you have a KJV1611 Bible? you need to read it very carefully.

[meticadpa]

Re: Hi.

Hello James, thanks for the reply.

No... it was not rape. I willingly engaged in sexual intercourse with another male. I just hope that God can pardon my sin.

I do not have any churches within half a day's drive that I know of...

I do not have a Bible in my house, but I have been reading the Qur'an instead. Is this just as good?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi.

Really? No Churchs in London?

Should I countdown from ten or is one adequate? Not much of a computer geek, are you?

[meticadpa]

Re: Hi.

I do not live in London. Please do not be so ignorant to assume that London is the whole of Great Britain, please. How close-minded some people can be is really astonishing at times.

I live in a small town in the highlands of Scotland.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hi.

I willingly engaged in sexual intercourse with another male. I just hope that God can pardon my sin.

To be forgiven you should marry him as soon as possible! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."

I do not have a Bible in my house, but I have been reading the Qur'an instead. Is this just as good?

No, you have to read the KJV1611 Holy Bible and nothing else.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi.

I do not live in London. Please do not be so ignorant to assume that London is the whole of Great Britain, please. How close-minded some people can be is really astonishing at times.

I live in a small town in the highlands of Scotland.

No, one of your troll pals contacted me. Sorry. He actually is a Christian and was playing along with your guys.

[meticadpa]

Re: Hi.

To be forgiven you should marry him as soon as possible! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."

No, you have to read the KJV1611 Holy Bible and nothing else.

Wait...

So the church condones gay marriage?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hi.

Wait... So the church condones gay marriage?

Of course not! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 is about a man and a woman. Please learn to read, it would make you look less stupid.

Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."

[Brother Enoch]

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Wait...

So the church condones gay marriage?

No. Brother Cranky, as we all did, assumed that the poster is a female and by 'another male' she meant she's done this more than once. You should apologize to Brother Cranky.

[meticadpa]

Re: Hi.

I'm not going to apologise for him falsely reading my gender.

What is this? A fucking tea-party?

[Exodus4:18]

Re: Hi.

NO, SHUT IT YOU MUCKLE GAY SHITE

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi.

Children, if you do not behave, I shall be forced to put you both in a time out.