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  • Obadiah C. Stane
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    Under Investigation
    • Apr 2010
    • 2
    #1

    Hello

    I would like to introduce myself.

    I am Obadiah C. Stane. I was saved a short time ago and it is a good thing I was because hell is not a pretty place. I think I have looked in it once or twice.

    I hate Islam.

    I hate gays. There is no place for them, other than in hell!

    I have never masturbated. That is a sin!

    I was married, but when the madness struck the wretched whore left me. I have not had sex since.

    I believe a woman belongs in the kitchen as my servant and NOT at war. War is no place for women.

    Yes, I think I have been touched by madness. I am hoping my savior the Lord Jesus Christ can bring me back from the edge of insanity.

    I read the bible the best I can. My mind is not like it was before so it is hard for me to concentrate and follow things.
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    • Brother Enoch
      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2008
      • 4392
      #2
      Re: Hello

      Welcome brother. No worries, you don't seem that insane to me.

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        • TruePath
          Unsaved trash
          • Dec 2009
          • 220
          #3
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Obadiah C. Stane View Post
          I would like to introduce myself.

          I am Obadiah C. Stane. I was saved a short time ago and it is a good thing I was because hell is not a pretty place. I think I have looked in it once or twice.

          I hate Islam.

          I hate gays. There is no place for them, other than in hell!

          I have never masturbated. That is a sin!

          I was married, but when the madness struck the wretched whore left me. I have not had sex since.

          I believe a woman belongs in the kitchen as my servant and NOT at war. War is no place for women.

          Yes, I think I have been touched by madness. I am hoping my savior the Lord Jesus Christ can bring me back from the edge of insanity.

          I read the bible the best I can. My mind is not like it was before so it is hard for me to concentrate and follow things.
          Wa'Salaamun Aleykum friend.

          Maybe you should join Islam, we can always use more... people... like you.
          Surah 4:169 O people of the Book! do not exceed in your religion, nor say against God aught save the truth. The Messiah, Jesus the son of Mary, is but the apostle of God ... say not "Trinity." Desist! it will be better for you. God is only one God, far be it for Him that He should beget a Son!

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22380
              #4
              Re: Hello

              Welcome to our friendly forum!

              Originally posted by Obadiah C. Stane View Post
              I hate gays. There is no place for them, other than in hell!
              You should not hate, you should love. And out of that love you should try to cure gays so they can go to Heaven instead of to Hell.
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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