[Levi Jones]

Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

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Remember that it's a slippery slope to interpret the Bible!

So true!! If your hand causes you to sin, cut it off.

I have communion just like the disciples did with bread and wine. I notice you didn't answer my questions.

[Unexpressed]

Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

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Originally Posted by Unexpressed
Even Jesus was tempted in the desert...
How can you people say that he hasn't been tempted?

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Are you claiming God and Jesus are not one in the same? This verse says God cannot be tempted.

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When i said "he" I meant the guy who said that he has never been tempted and thereby he doesn't have to cut his hand )))



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Originally Posted by Unexpressed
(Btw: When Jesus teaches about tempting, cutting hands is just a metaphor for cutting the sectors of your life that lead you to sin.)

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That's a slippery slope. I'm guessing you'll be telling me the flood was metaphorical as well?
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Jesus taught us to eat his flesh and drink his blood.. Is that what you do on your Sunday service?

Remember that it's a slippery slope to interpret the Bible!

[Unexpressed]

Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

[QUOTE=BelieverInGod;513418]How far back is this quote from, I'm not seeing it.

it was this:
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how come you still have your hands then? and how come you have your eyes still?
Because he has never been tempted: "

[Levi Jones]

Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

Hello, there!
The Bible says that all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God (Rom. 3:23).

That's prior to Salvation. 1 John 3:5-6 says that if you are a True Christian, you are without sin.

And ye know that he was manifested to take away our sins; and in him is no sin.
Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.

Even Jesus was tempted in the desert...
How can you people say that he hasn't been tempted?

Are you claiming God and Jesus are not one in the same? This verse says God cannot be tempted.

James 1:13
Let no man say when he is tempted, I am tempted of God: for God cannot be tempted with evil, neither tempteth he any man:

(Btw: When Jesus teaches about tempting, cutting hands is just a metaphor for cutting the sectors of your life that lead you to sin.)

That's a slippery slope. I'm guessing you'll be telling me the flood was metaphorical as well?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

Hello, there!
The Bible says that all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God (Rom. 3:23). Even Jesus was tempted in the desert... How can you people say that he hasn't been tempted?

How far back is this quote from, I'm not seeing it.

(Btw: When Jesus teaches about tempting, cutting hands is just a metaphor for cutting the sectors of your life that lead you to sin.)

So you just decide that anything you don't like in the Bible is just a metaphor? Do you think God is happy with that?


Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

Deuteronomy 12:32 What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it.

Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Proverbs 30:6 Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

Romans 15:4 For whatsoever things were written aforetime were written for our learning, that we through patience and comfort of the scriptures might have hope.

[Unexpressed]

Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

Because we are here to save miserable sinners, and there are none of those in Church.




Because he has never been tempted:

Hello, there!
The Bible says that all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God (Rom. 3:23). Even Jesus was tempted in the desert... How can you people say that he hasn't been tempted?

(Btw: When Jesus teaches about tempting, cutting hands is just a metaphor for cutting the sectors of your life that lead you to sin.)

[Felicity]

Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

@BryanH Because @Max Bayes is a True Christian(tm) and his posting is trying to save souls! #2 Timothy 4:1-2

[The Hand]

Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

i would love to meet you in person.. and if you spew any of that crap out of your mouth i will not strike u down with my fists.. i will simply hold up a picture of your family and kick it at you.. but you probably would not care because your parents are most likely jews

[BryanH]

Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

@Bruno Could you please not make racist remarks here? They are not nice and also they are not allowed here!

max bayes made quite a few racist remarks.. why do you not jump on him?

[Felicity]

Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

@Bruno Could you please not make racist remarks here? They are not nice and also they are not allowed here!

[Max Bayes]

Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

All I said was that it was okay to kill pigs. Are you undercover? An undercover vegetarian? Pastors, we've got another hippy here.

[Bruno]

Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

Bruno,

Think of it like this. Let's borrow the Atheist-Heathenist idea of evolution for a minute. Let's say for a second that humans did evolve (Please, bear with me) from monkeys (I know, I know. You don't see monkeys driving cars, but then no one listens to Max) amongst other things. Humans are True Christians, and are therefore bound by the Commandments not to kill. However, we did not simply hand each other this title. It is something that we earned, that we "evolved" from other creatures such as the Dung Beetle (Muslims), Aardvark (Jews), Flying Squirrels (Witches), Dolphins (Queers), and pigs (atheists). You don't feel bad about killing pigs, do you? No? Therefore, you shouldn't worry when it comes to killing atheists. You can even take the time to explain why you are killing them using this highly illogical "evolution" based argument, which they will no doubt pretend to understand even as you lead them to the slaughter house. I, however, prefer just to shoot them in the face and be done with it.

I hope this clears everything up for you.

Max.

you actually sound dumber than i imagined you would.. i mean from reading this i think u might be an undercover atheist.. you are trying to spew out reasons as to why YOU think its ok to murder another human..GOD said nothing of this nature.. and your comment is filled with so much hate its unbearable.. im tired of biting my tongue.. and idc about an infraction..YOU have stepped out of line with that comment.. i would love to meet you in person.. and if you spew any of that crap out of your mouth i will not strike u down with my fists.. i will simply hold up a picture of your family and kick it at you.. but you probably would not care because your parents are most likely jews

[Max Bayes]

Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

Boy, I've warned you more than once about speaking disrespectfully to your betters. You aren't going to get any more warnings.

You came in here claiming to be a Christian, yet you don't get even the simplest concepts in the Holy Bible. When God says "Thou Shalt Not Kill" in the 10 Commandments, then he's talking about our fellow Christians. When God orders us to kill witches, queers, and those who refuse to worship Him, that's different. When God orders a hit, it isn't murder.

How often does your father lay a good Christian beating on you? Not often enough, I'd say.

Bruno,

Think of it like this. Let's borrow the Atheist-Heathenist idea of evolution for a minute. Let's say for a second that humans did evolve (Please, bear with me) from monkeys (I know, I know. You don't see monkeys driving cars, but then no one listens to Max) amongst other things. Humans are True Christians, and are therefore bound by the Commandments not to kill. However, we did not simply hand each other this title. It is something that we earned, that we "evolved" from other creatures such as the Dung Beetle (Muslims), Aardvark (Jews), Flying Squirrels (Witches), Dolphins (Queers), and pigs (atheists). You don't feel bad about killing pigs, do you? No? Therefore, you shouldn't worry when it comes to killing atheists. You can even take the time to explain why you are killing them using this highly illogical "evolution" based argument, which they will no doubt pretend to understand even as you lead them to the slaughter house. I, however, prefer just to shoot them in the face and be done with it.

I hope this clears everything up for you.

Max.

[Bruno]

Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

Make my day.

I have no idea what kind of depraved sex you have in mind with butter, but I am sure we have to protect innocent children from filth!

Yes. Only the True Christians™ will go to Heaven.

They are false Christians so they go to Hell. As to women having equal rights, please go read: 1st Timothy 2:11-12, Genesis 3:16, Matthew 18:25 and Ephesians 5:28-29.

I am glad to see there is a little sense in you.

God created gays for target practice. Even the US Army now realizes that.

And those vitamins are eaten by animals and then we eat the animals.

And? We expect the rapture much sooner than that.

the old man is off his meds ... ignore him

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

I'm gonna try and explain my point of view to your point of view

Make my day.

7: If children don't know about sex and stuff, then they are likely to end up like Butters from South Park, confused and won't know his only love.

I have no idea what kind of depraved sex you have in mind with butter, but I am sure we have to protect innocent children from filth!

6: So... almost everyone on this website are going to hell???

Yes. Only the True Christians™ will go to Heaven.

5: Trust me, more than 70% of icelandic people are Christian and why so intolerant of women getting equal rights?

They are false Christians so they go to Hell. As to women having equal rights, please go read: 1st Timothy 2:11-12, Genesis 3:16, Matthew 18:25 and Ephesians 5:28-29.

4: Maybe women should cover themselves better, I kinda agree with you.

I am glad to see there is a little sense in you.

3: If God is the creator of all things, why did he create gays?

God created gays for target practice. Even the US Army now realizes that.

2: There are some minerals and vitamins that are only found in vegetables that the body needs to work.

And those vitamins are eaten by animals and then we eat the animals.

1: If everyone would stop having sex, then the human species would die within a 100 years.

And? We expect the rapture much sooner than that.