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  • Whoracle
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Apr 2010
    • 22

    #1

    Hello

    Hello fellow folk

    I am an agnostic currently residing in the UK, I enjoy philosophy and cards
  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #2
    Re: Hello

    It's such a shame to see that you hate Jesus. What made you decide to voluntarily go to hell?
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • Whoracle
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Apr 2010
      • 22

      #3
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
      It's such a shame to see that you hate Jesus. What made you decide to voluntarily go to hell?
      Sorry, do you mean me?

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      • Levi Jones
        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
         
        • Jul 2009
        • 13930

        #4
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by Whoracle View Post
        Sorry, do you mean me?
        Yes, I'm sorry about the trolls.
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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        • Whoracle
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Apr 2010
          • 22

          #5
          Re: Hello

          But surely if God exists as an omni-benevolent being, he will be able to accept my scepticism and love me enough to find a place for me in heaven?

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #6
            Re: Hello

            I try not to quote the British, but "Who are you?"
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Levi Jones
              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
               
              • Jul 2009
              • 13930

              #7
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Whoracle View Post
              But surely if God exists as an omni-benevolent being, he will be able to accept my scepticism and love me enough to find a place for me in heaven?
              That's patently wrong! He loves you so much, he is willing to discipline you for all eternity. Our LORD is very stern, but fair.

              Revelation 21:8
              But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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              • Wide-Open
                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2007
                • 18449

                #8
                Re: Hello

                Hi Friend. What a strange name you have. Do you mean you let people pay for each transaction?
                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • Whoracle
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 22

                  #9
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                  That's patently wrong! He loves you so much, he is willing to discipline you for all eternity. Our LORD is very stern, but fair.

                  Revelation 21:8
                  But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
                  'There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.' (Galatians 3:28)

                  God loves us all the same, we are all his children, we will all go to heaven

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                  • Levi Jones
                    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                     
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 13930

                    #10
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by Whoracle View Post
                    'There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.' (Galatians 3:28)

                    God loves us all the same, we are all his children, we will all go to heaven
                    No, that verse has to do with racial equality in God's eyes. I'll show you some more along that vein.

                    Ephesians 6:5-9
                    Servants, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ;
                    Not with eyeservice, as menpleasers; but as the servants of Christ, doing the will of God from the heart;
                    With good will doing service, as to the Lord, and not to men:
                    Knowing that whatsoever good thing any man doeth, the same shall he receive of the Lord, whether he be bond or free.
                    And, ye masters, do the same things unto them, forbearing threatening: knowing that your Master also is in heaven; neither is there respect of persons with him.

                    You see? God doesn't care if you are a slave or not. He is willing to save all who believe in Him.
                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                    • Whoracle
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 22

                      #11
                      Re: Hello

                      Ok, looks like I will have to put up with rotting in hell for an eternity then, because I will go with science over faith any day.

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                      • Cranky Old Man
                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                        You kids get off his lawn!
                         
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 22380

                        #12
                        Re: Hello

                        Originally posted by Whoracle View Post
                        Ok, looks like I will have to put up with rotting in hell for an eternity then
                        Yes. By the way you do not rot, you burn while Satan is sodomizing you.
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Whoracle
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 22

                          #13
                          Re: Hello

                          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                          Yes. By the way you do not rot, you burn while Satan is sodomizing you.
                          I'll be sure to say Hi

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                          • Cranky Old Man
                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                            You kids get off his lawn!
                             
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 22380

                            #14
                            Re: Hello

                            Originally posted by Whoracle View Post
                            I'll be sure to say Hi
                            That is nice of you!
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • Whoracle
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Apr 2010
                              • 22

                              #15
                              Re: Hello

                              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                              That is nice of you!
                              Oh wait, I can't because he doesn't exist!

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