I want to be a true Christian.

[Matthew the ex-muslim]

Hello everyone, my name is Muhammad and I have decided to convert to Christianity and leave Islam after I read some bible KJV-1611 verses, and I need you to guide me, I don't want to be misguided by liberal heretics who break the teachings of God, so I thought this might be the right place!

[Nathan B. Forrest]

Re: I want to be a true Christian.

Hello everyone, my name is Muhammad and I have decided to convert to Christianity and leave Islam after I read some bible KJV-1611 verses, and I need you to guide me, I don't want to be misguided by liberal heretics who break the teachings of God, so I thought this might be the right place!

Really? another one? This is getting tiring....

[TruePath]

Re: I want to be a true Christian.

Hello everyone, my name is Muhammad and I have decided to convert to Christianity and leave Islam after I read some bible KJV-1611 verses, and I need you to guide me, I don't want to be misguided by liberal heretics who break the teachings of God, so I thought this might be the right place!

Wa'Salaamun Aleykum
Friend do you know what the penalty for apostacy is?

[Nathan B. Forrest]

Re: I want to be a true Christian.

Wa'Salaamun Aleykum

What is this pagan tongue that you speak?

[Matthew the ex-muslim]

Re: I want to be a true Christian.

Really? another one? This is getting tiring....

What do you mean by "another one"? I'm for real.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: I want to be a true Christian.

First of all, your name is now Matthew.

Secondly, you will tithe with a credit card, seeing as your cash might have residual anthrax on it. While we're on topic, VISA, Mastercard, or American Express?

[Matthew the ex-muslim]

Re: I want to be a true Christian.

Wa'Salaamun Aleykum

Don't you know you shouldn't say that to non-Muslims

Friend do you know what the penalty for apostacy is?

Lol first of all I'm not in my home country so screw sharia, and I was raised to wish to die as a martyr for the moon god so I don't fear your death threats, I'll be more then happy to die as a martyr for Jesus!

[Matthew the ex-muslim]

Re: I want to be a true Christian.

First of all, your name is now Matthew.

Secondly, you will tithe with a credit card, seeing as your cash might have residual anthrax on it. While we're on topic, VISA, Mastercard, or American Express?

I understand why you can't trust me, I will go to the bank tomorrow and apply for a visa, but isn't using a visa a sin? I thought interest is a sin, or am I mistaken?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I want to be a true Christian.

I understand why you can't trust me, I will go to the bank tomorrow and apply for a visa, but isn't using a visa a sin? I thought interest is a sin, or am I mistaken?

You're mistaken about everything. You're a damned muslim.

Unless we get some clear assurances that you aren't another terrorist trying to weasel their way into our good graces, we're keeping you at a distance, pal.

You'll have to divorce your camels too.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: I want to be a true Christian.

I understand why you can't trust me, I will go to the bank tomorrow and apply for a visa, but isn't using a visa a sin? I thought interest is a sin, or am I mistaken?

It's only usury if the interest actually gets paid. Since we're living the final days, you'll be Raptured before you ever have to pay your credit card bills.

[Brother Alex]

Re: I want to be a true Christian.

but isn't using a visa a sin? I thought interest is a sin, or am I mistaken?

Can you back that up with scripture, please.

[Matthew the ex-muslim]

Re: I want to be a true Christian.

You're mistaken about everything. You're a damned muslim.

Unless we get some clear assurances that you aren't another terrorist trying to weasel their way into our good graces, we're keeping you at a distance, pal.

You'll have to divorce your camels too.

I can say blasphemous things a terrorist would never say no matter what, like Muhammad is a false prophet and Allah is the moon god.

How about that?

I don't have camels.

[Matthew the ex-muslim]

Re: I want to be a true Christian.

It's only usury if the interest actually gets paid. Since we're living the final days, you'll be Raptured before you ever have to pay your credit card bills.

That sounds sweet, I'm not sure if I'm a Christian now or not yet, but I'm loving Jesus already.

[Matthew the ex-muslim]

Re: I want to be a true Christian.

Can you back that up with scripture, please.

[Exodus 22:25] "If thou lend money to any of my people that is poor by thee, thou shalt not be to him as an usurer, neither shalt thou lay upon him usury."

[Leviticus 25:36] Take thou no usury of him, or increase: but fear thy God; that thy brother may live with thee."

[Leviticus 25:37] Thou shalt not give him thy money upon usury, nor lend him thy victuals for increase."

[Deuteronomy 23:19] Thou shalt not lend upon usury to thy brother; usury of money, usury of victuals, usury of any thing that is lent upon usury: "

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: I want to be a true Christian.

[Exodus 22:25] "If thou lend money to any of my people that is poor by thee, thou shalt not be to him as an usurer, neither shalt thou lay upon him usury."

[Leviticus 25:36] Take thou no usury of him, or increase: but fear thy God; that thy brother may live with thee."

[Leviticus 25:37] Thou shalt not give him thy money upon usury, nor lend him thy victuals for increase."

[Deuteronomy 23:19] Thou shalt not lend upon usury to thy brother; usury of money, usury of victuals, usury of any thing that is lent upon usury:

Thank you for including scripture, brother. You'll note that LENDING is a sin, but BORROWING is not. So when you borrow, you're just helping a jew dig himself deeper into Hell.

Any other questions you have will be answered by our tithing FAQ.