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  • Joe Sampson
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Apr 2010
    • 2

    #1

    Greetings and God Bless

    I just moved to Landover today and I looking for a new church.
  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #2
    Re: Greetings and God Bless

    Originally posted by Joe Sampson View Post
    I just moved to Landover today and I looking for a new church.
    I'm sure those folks in Maryland will be happy to have you, boy.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • Alfred King
      Unsaved trash, race-mixing nigra
      • Feb 2010
      • 398

      #3
      Re: Greetings and God Bless

      Originally posted by Joe Sampson View Post
      I just moved to Landover today and I looking for a new church.
      Welcome to Freehold!
      The 100% SURE winner of the Freehold 2024 election. Let's make Freehold GREAT again!
      • Godfly: "TrueChristian™ friends. Maybe the things Mr. King says are true."
      • Johny Joe Hold: "my worthy opponent may have some admirable traits"
      • C. Reconstruction: "you are sincere"
      NOT endorsed by Donald Trump!

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      • Johny Joe Hold
        Mayor of Freehold
         
        • Feb 2010
        • 12920

        #4
        Re: Greetings and God Bless

        Originally posted by Joe Sampson View Post
        I just moved to Landover today and I looking for a new church.
        Mr. Sampson--Just to clear up the confusion, the name of our church, here, is Landover Baptist.

        The location of the church and all its branches of activities is Freehold, Iowa, USA.

        Welcome.
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • Purge the Unfaithful
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Apr 2010
          • 176

          #5
          Re: Greetings and God Bless

          Mr. Sampson, which Bible do you read?

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: Greetings and God Bless

            The boy probably stole a pie and headed for the hills.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Purge the Unfaithful
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Apr 2010
              • 176

              #7
              Re: Greetings and God Bless

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              The boy probably stole a pie and headed for the hills.
              Well, let's pray he ran; it looks like he could use the cardio workout. Speaking of which I need to go for a "Seven Mile Run for Jesus" in the morning!

              Glory!!

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