Sweet Lord Jesus, please bless Landover.

[Grandmother Wilson]

Sweet Lord Jesus,

Thank you for allowing me to post on these forums. You know I am old and frail and not able to figure out all these technological things nowadays, so bless my sweet son Ezekiah for helping me out of this, so that I can glorify You here!

Thank you, my Lord, for allowing me to be born in the most Godly of towns, and be a member of the most Godly of churches, Landover! Thank you for allowing me into your kingdom, which is closed for all people who are not True Christians(tm)!

Thank you, my Lord, for having the Pastors and my sons allow me to post here, now that my good husband has gone into the Everlasting Peace of Jesus Christ. I promise I will never stop to pray and worship here, my Lord, as the Pastors ordered.

Thank you for your wisdom in the Holy Bible, my Lord, which You chose to share with us. Thank you for telling us what you think of witches and homosexuals, and alerting us about their disgusting practices! For yes, Lord, your Will is Infinitely Wise and Good.

Please bless all the good True Christians(tm) who post here, my Lord, and who do your will. Keep blessing them with the Wisdom of Your Word!

In Jesus Name,

Amen.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Sweet Lord Jesus, please bless Landover.

Amen!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Sweet Lord Jesus, please bless Landover.

I am glad Ezekiah finally succeeded in getting you to our great forum! I am sure you will save a lot of souls here! By the way where was Ezekiah last Sunday?

[Grandmother Wilson]

Re: Sweet Lord Jesus, please bless Landover.

I am glad Ezekiah finally succeeded in getting you to our great forum! I am sure you will save a lot of souls here! By the way where was Ezekiah last Sunday?

Sweet Lord Jesus,

Thank you for Brother Cranky, my Lord, and thank you for the True Christian(tm) Friendship as there was between him and my late husband!

Also thank you for my six sons, Lord, and for Ezekiah, who repaired my computer last Sunday after I had submerged it in the kitchen sink to drown those "virus" demons Ezekiah said were inside! Thank you for giving him the insight to repair the machine, so that I'm now here glorifiying Your Name!

Thank you for guiding my old, trembling hands to the right keys, my Lord. Thank you that I may read the wisdom of our True Christian(tm) Brothers every day on these forums!

In Jesus' Name,

Amen.