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  • Grandmother Wilson
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Apr 2010
    • 16

    #1

    Sweet Lord Jesus, please bless Landover.

    Sweet Lord Jesus,

    Thank you for allowing me to post on these forums. You know I am old and frail and not able to figure out all these technological things nowadays, so bless my sweet son Ezekiah for helping me out of this, so that I can glorify You here!

    Thank you, my Lord, for allowing me to be born in the most Godly of towns, and be a member of the most Godly of churches, Landover! Thank you for allowing me into your kingdom, which is closed for all people who are not True Christians(tm)!

    Thank you, my Lord, for having the Pastors and my sons allow me to post here, now that my good husband has gone into the Everlasting Peace of Jesus Christ. I promise I will never stop to pray and worship here, my Lord, as the Pastors ordered.

    Thank you for your wisdom in the Holy Bible, my Lord, which You chose to share with us. Thank you for telling us what you think of witches and homosexuals, and alerting us about their disgusting practices! For yes, Lord, your Will is Infinitely Wise and Good.

    Please bless all the good True Christians(tm) who post here, my Lord, and who do your will. Keep blessing them with the Wisdom of Your Word!

    In Jesus Name,

    Amen.
    Pray without ceasing.
    In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. (1 Thessalonians 5:17-18)
  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #2
    Re: Sweet Lord Jesus, please bless Landover.

    Amen!
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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22369

      #3
      Re: Sweet Lord Jesus, please bless Landover.

      I am glad Ezekiah finally succeeded in getting you to our great forum! I am sure you will save a lot of souls here! By the way where was Ezekiah last Sunday?
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • Grandmother Wilson
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Apr 2010
        • 16

        #4
        Re: Sweet Lord Jesus, please bless Landover.

        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
        I am glad Ezekiah finally succeeded in getting you to our great forum! I am sure you will save a lot of souls here! By the way where was Ezekiah last Sunday?
        Sweet Lord Jesus,

        Thank you for Brother Cranky, my Lord, and thank you for the True Christian(tm) Friendship as there was between him and my late husband!

        Also thank you for my six sons, Lord, and for Ezekiah, who repaired my computer last Sunday after I had submerged it in the kitchen sink to drown those "virus" demons Ezekiah said were inside! Thank you for giving him the insight to repair the machine, so that I'm now here glorifiying Your Name!

        Thank you for guiding my old, trembling hands to the right keys, my Lord. Thank you that I may read the wisdom of our True Christian(tm) Brothers every day on these forums!

        In Jesus' Name,

        Amen.
        Pray without ceasing.
        In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. (1 Thessalonians 5:17-18)

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