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  • Cliff Rowdy
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Apr 2010
    • 2

    #1

    Prays Jesus I am so happy!

    Prays Jesus! I have been looking for a intenet home where I can realax and prays God and Jesus!! I am a Hog rider and warrior for Christ, I hope to have make good freinds here!
  • Brother Enoch
    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2008
    • 4392

    #2
    Re: Prays Jesus I am so happy!

    Welcome, Cliff! Tell us a bit about yourself. How long have you been Christian? What church do you attend? Are you married? How many sons? What's your favorite verse in the KJV? What is the best pie your wife/mother makes? Are you called 'cheeseheads' because you have bad breath?

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29433

      #3
      Re: Prays Jesus I am so happy!

      Welcome, Mr, Cloven. Does your wife know you refer to her like that?

      What happened to your face? Was it an industrial accident?
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Cliff Rowdy
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Apr 2010
        • 2

        #4
        Re: Prays Jesus I am so happy!

        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        Welcome, Mr, Cloven. Does your wife know you refer to her like that?

        What happened to your face? Was it an industrial accident?

        I think there is some mistake here, this is Cliff Rowdy here. I love Jesus and my Harley. My wife died 8 yers ago in an bus accident, it was terribel! Why are you talking abot my dead wife like this? The pane is terible when I think about her terrubel bus accident I want to fall over the ground and cry!

        I love only God and Jesus now and will do anythang for God! If you want, I wood even sell my hog and donate the monie for you, is that a good thing for me to do?

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78551

          #5
          Re: Prays Jesus I am so happy!

          What's with the gay helmet?

          Please tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22348

            #6
            Re: Prays Jesus I am so happy!

            Originally posted by Cliff Rowdy View Post
            I think there is some mistake here, this is Cliff Rowdy here. I love Jesus and my Harley. My wife died 8 yers ago in an bus accident, it was terribel! Why are you talking abot my dead wife like this? The pane is terible when I think about her terrubel bus accident I want to fall over the ground and cry!
            Why? If she was a True Christian(tm) she will be happy in Heaven. And if she deserved to go to Hell, then why would you care?
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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