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  • Bruno
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Apr 2010
    • 60

    #61
    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Robert Jones View Post
    We just ask that you to be completely honest from the very depths of your soul and respect this community of Christians.
    alright fine.. i can do that..

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    • Bruno
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Apr 2010
      • 60

      #62
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by Felicity View Post
      @Bruno I think you should not worry so much about getting accepted by other people. Work on getting accepted by Jesus instead! #John 1:14
      you see thats why i have nothing but love for you.. great advice.. and i mean that

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      • Felicity
        As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
        True Christian™
        • Apr 2010
        • 4834

        #63
        Re: Hello

        @Bruno You're welcome! #Amos 3:3
        I Jesus!

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22380

          #64
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Bruno View Post
          great advice.. and i mean that
          Then please stop bothering innocent girls and start reading that Holy Bible!
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • Bruno
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Apr 2010
            • 60

            #65
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
            Then please stop bothering innocent girls and start reading that Holy Bible!
            Chill out BRO.. I'm not bothering her.

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22380

              #66
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Bruno View Post
              Chill out BRO.. I'm not bothering her.
              Yes you are friend. Did you start reading that Holy Bible yet?

              Why you need to follow the entire KJV1611 Holy Bible:

              2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • Bruno
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Apr 2010
                • 60

                #67
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                Yes you are friend. Did you start reading that Holy Bible yet?

                Why you need to follow the entire KJV1611 Holy Bible:

                2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"
                I'm not next to my bible. So how am I bothering her. Dont let me catch u pointing fingers up in here

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29457

                  #68
                  Re: Hello

                  Son, there are KJV Bible on line. Please friend I implore you, devour all Jesus is laying out for you.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Bruno
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 60

                    #69
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                    Son, there are KJV Bible on line. Please friend I implore you, devour all Jesus is laying out for you.
                    Sir yes sir

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                    • shrimp
                      Unsaved trash, teenaged Godmocker
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 32

                      #70
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      What are you talking about? You're not a girl you're a queerboy pervert from Austria.

                      damn, you got me..
                      He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.--Dt.23:1

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                      • Felicity
                        As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                        True Christian™
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 4834

                        #71
                        Re: Hello

                        @shrimp Why not stop being gay and go to Heaven with us? #Romans 1:26-27
                        I Jesus!

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                        • shrimp
                          Unsaved trash, teenaged Godmocker
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 32

                          #72
                          Re: Hello

                          I don't know if I can felicity.
                          God hates Shrimp
                          I was damned from birth
                          He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.--Dt.23:1

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #73
                            Re: Hello

                            Originally posted by shrimp View Post
                            I don't know if I can felicity.
                            God hates Shrimp
                            I was damned from birth
                            God gave you free will for a reason. You can decide not to be a filthy pervert, just like you decided that you would be.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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