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  • Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

    Originally posted by judaschristvevo View Post
    The moderators in this forum believe in freedom of speech (for republicans)

    most hypocritical thing i have read all year.
    Awesome, another one who thinks the 1st Amendment is in the Bible.

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    • Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

      Originally posted by Mega Man View Post
      I believe in "each to his own", which means that if you agree with something but I don't, I won't be mean to you about it. For example, if you said "Gay marriage is icky, lol" and I said "I don't really give a piffle".
      If you believe that every word in the (King James) bible is the holy word of God and must be read, ingested, and followed to the letter by those who wish to spend eternity nestled in His holy bosom, and that those who do not will end up at the end of a red hot poker as an hors d'oeuvre forever marinated in the devil's fiery fondue pit, we care what you believe.


      Otherwise, we do not.
      Proverbs 27:15 A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike.

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      • Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

        I am satan

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        • Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

          Originally posted by Retrovir View Post
          I am satan
          We know Satan would have to be pretty stupid to go against God, but one would think him at least intelligent enough to use proper capitalization.

          Of course one would expect such poor grammar from a zit-faced, public school educated, attention seeking geek saddled with teen angst, raging hormones, and too much time on his greasy, Cheetos stained hands.
          Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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          • Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

            ayy bro where did all your hair go? Ay and am not a capitalist like you! Moreover you have never seen me! So don't judge

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            • Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

              Originally posted by Retrovir View Post
              ayy bro where did all your hair go?
              Jesus gave Brother Des a holy bath.
              And the man whose hair is fallen off his head,
              he is bald; yet is he clean.
              Leviticus 13:40
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

                and i am ugly.

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                • Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

                  Originally posted by Retrovir View Post
                  and i am ugly.
                  Please don´t feel bad about that: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And your mom will be there to tell you something similar.
                  Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                  Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                  • Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

                    What are you going on about? You need to lay off the hallucinogenic marijuana, Retrovirus.
                    Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                    • Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

                      Hey Guys, Im mormon. AMA

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                      • Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

                        Originally posted by Another_Mormon View Post
                        Hey Guys, Im mormon. AMA
                        OK, I have a question. Do you think that revived Cornish has any chance of becoming a vernacular again?

                        Acts 10:46

                        For they heard them speak with tongues, and magnify God. Then answered Peter,


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                        Elmer
                        2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                          im mormon lol gg ez

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                          • Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

                            Originally posted by Another_Mormon View Post
                            im mormon lol gg ez
                            I'll take that as a yes.

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                            • Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

                              Originally posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond View Post
                              WE ARE THE ESTABLISHMENT

                              $65 billion taxpayer's dollars (65,000,000,000) is now available to religious charities (such as Landover Baptist) that disciminate in their hiring. The libs call this "taxpayer subsidized discrimination" but we call it "the will of God".

                              In addition, religious groups such as Landover Baptist can apply for more money through state-administered programs.

                              Landover Baptist and similar churches are being blessed with wealth thanks to your tax dollars. We send money to Bush and he returns the favor a hundredfold:

                              Philadelphia Church That Endorsed Bush Gets $1 Million 'Faith-Based' Grant - Wednesday June 23, 2004



                              Even the "Moonie Cult" (Sun Yung Moon's Unification Church), is now getting government money. - Salon.com, Sept. 24, 2003 "Bad Moon on the rise"

                              "For Louisianna seventh graders, abstinence-only education appears first and foremost to be about terrifying diseases: suppurating boils, endless rashes, sterility, cancers, and the physical and psychic morbidity with which they are to be punished for having sex before marriage."

                              "Hundreds of federally funded abstinence-only programs are run by faith-based groups [including Landover Baptist]. The Louisianna American Civil Liberties Union found that ... thousands of dollars went to programs that included prayers as well as continuous referrences to God, Jesus Christ, and the spiritual repercussions of sex before marriage."

                              -- Sierra magazine, January-February, 2004

                              We believe in re-education camps for non-Christians, and so does Bush's brother:

                              "In Lawtey, Florida, Gov. Jeb Bush dedicated what is being called the nation's first religion-based prison." - http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/news/state/7426617.htm

                              As proud historical revisionists, we believe in rewriting history, and so does the National Park Service:

                              "...the National Park Service is hell-bent on removing images of anti-Vietnam War demonstrations, pro-choice marches and gay rights marches from an eight-minute video tape located at the Lincoln Memorial covering historic gatherings that have taken place there and on the Washington Mall."

                              - http://www.nypress.com/16/53/news&columns/signorile.cfm

                              We engage in book burnings and so do many other churches:

                              "On Sunday evening, members of the Harvest Assembly of God Church in Penn Township sing songs as they burn books, videos and CDs that they have judged offensive to their God."



                              - Published in the Butler Eagle, March 26, 2001

                              We believe that all homosexuals are baby-raping monsters who deserve to be executed, and so does Lou Sheldon, founder of the Traditional Values Coalition:

                              "Our little children are being targeted by the homosexuals...They want our preschool children...They want our kindergarten children..They want our grade school children..They want our middle school and high school children."

                              The Alliance Defense Fund is the largest national organization leading the fight against civil unions and same-sex marriage, as well as "domestic partner" laws in various cities, ordinances protecting gays from discrimination etc. Like Landover Baptist they are working to deny gay parents custody of their own children. At least one ADF project, the Blackstone Fellowship for law students, has ties to the Christian Reconstructionist movement. Christian Reconstructionists advocate a society anchored in "biblical law" and would literally base U.S. law on the legal code of the Old Testament - in 100% agreement with Landover Baptist Church.

                              We believe that the less Americans who vote, the better, and we're not the only ones:

                              "With the apathy that exists today" writes Pat Robertson in his book The Millennium, 1990, "a well organized minority [ie Landover Baptist Church] can influence the selection of candidates to an astonishing degree."

                              "The apathy of other Americans can become a blessing and advantage to Christians...If just 10% of all Christians in America today woke up and realized how easy it is, got involved consistently for the long haul, it would not take long to reform America completely. How long? Believe it or not, it could be done within ten years…every godly representative in the state legislatures and the Congress could ... work with a godly president. New judicial appointments would begin radically changing ... the…courts ... One thing of great importance is for you to fulfill your Biblical duty to choose a godly representative by getting involved in local party politics for the rest of your life." (page 266-7, America's Providential History by Mark Beliles and Stephen McDowell).



                              We support beating and paddling kids in schools, even if their injuries send them to the hospital, and charter schools agree:

                              "18-year-old student sues school over paddling

                              ...she's suing the School of Excellence in Education, San Antonio's largest charter school, alleging it was wrong for the principal to paddle an adult student without her consent. She says the beating she received for leaving campus to get breakfast was so severe she had to go to the emergency room.

                              ...This case is about three adults holding down an adult female and beating her with a wooden paddle so bad that she ended up in the hospital.""



                              20,000,000 Americans said "MEGA DITTOS!" when Rush Limbaugh cheered on the torture of Iraqis, and the White House refused to disagree. They continued using taxpayer money to make sure all the soldiers hear the word of Rush Limbaugh on American Services Network radio.



                              "There is one proud and satisfied place where the pictures and accounts of the abuse endured by some prisoners at Abu Ghraib cause no consternation and no outrage: Rush Limbaugh's America, pop. 20 million...

                              "This is no different than what happens at the Skull and Bones initiation...they had a good time...I'm talking about people having a good time, these people, you ever heard of emotional release?""

                              If it's fun, it's good.






                              But the important thing to remember is that all those folks whose doors we kicked down in the middle of the night before we dragged them away from their screaming kids are OUT TO GET US!

                              "There's only one thing to do here, folks, and that's achieve victory over people who have targeted us for loooong, long time, well over 15, 20 years."

                              Yes, I know 20 years ago Bush Sr. was sending free anthrax and chemical weapons to Saddam for use against those heathen kurds and their Iranian allies. Saddam was as American as deep-fried apple pie 20 years ago. Rush isn'ttalking about him, he's talking about the average citizen of Iraq.

                              You see, it's either us, or them:

                              Thinking about torture is "something that will really ties [sic] our hands and handcuffs us..."

                              That's right, would you like some mudslum dressing YOUR boy in a skirt and electrocuting his balls and then taking a poo on him? I'm sure lots of liberals would!


                              "I think a lot of the American culture is being feminized. I think the reaction to the stupid torture is an example of the feminization of this country,"


                              That's right, he may be in a dress, but what we're suffering is worse.

                              On his May 3th show Rush admitted it's torture, but come on, who wouldn't want to be tortured by a hardbody army chick: "have you people noticed who the torturers are? Women! The babes! The babes are meting out the torture."

                              MEGADITTOS RUSH!

                              When the White House press conference was asked if they agreed with Rush Limbaugh's statements, Bush's press secretary refused to disagree with Rush Limbaugh.

                              The White House has also ignored this petition:

                              http://www.petitiononline.com/mmfa2/petition.html

                              "Limbaugh’s radio program is broadcast to American troops via the American Services Network, a taxpayer-funded radio and television broadcasting agency that reaches nearly 1 million US troops...

                              "In recent weeks, Rush Limbaugh has: Compared the abuse of Iraqi prisoners by U.S. guards at Abu Ghraib to a fraternity initiation; called the abuse “brilliant” and “effective”; said the guards were just “having a good time” and “blow[ing] some steam off”; likened the abuse to “a Britney Spears or Madonna concert … [or] the MTV music awards”; compared pictures of the abuse to “good old American pornography”; and said “the reaction to the stupid torture is an example of the feminization of this country.”




                              Though I must admit that my taste in "good old American pornography" [May 6th show] is different from the White House and Mr. Limbaugh's. I hope we get some photos from the women's prisons soon.


                              The future is GLORIOUS.
                              EVERYTHING you just detailed, including the photographs, is highly illegal.

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                              • Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

                                I have a sinking suspicion that logging onto here was a huge mistake.

                                I'm supposed to be writing a new chapter for my story on Watpad and had somehow stumbled onto here where I see a "subtle" disliking for minorities. Specifically, people of color.

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