Hello, I think this website is full of morons

[The_AntiChrist]

I come here everyday for quick laughs. I mostly laugh about how wrong and stupid people are here, for example: I have seen a lot of people here who hate jews, but did you know that Jesus is jewish???
And why are so many people talking about the Satan in every single thread? It's like you are all Satanists, but seriously though. Try to be a bit tolerant of other people and their way of life.
Goodbye for now, can't wait to read a response to this and laugh my ass off

[Purge the Unfaithful]

Re: Hello, I think this website is full of mormons

I'll "be laughing my *** off" as you say when you are burning in the fiery pits of eternal damnation.

Repent and be baptized!! "Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost" Acts 2:38

Glory!!

[The_AntiChrist]

Re: Hello, I think this website is full of mormons

I'll "be laughing my *** off" as you say when you are burning in the fiery pits of eternal damnation.

Repent and be baptized!! "Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost" Acts 2:38

Glory!!

EPIC FAIL!! I have been baptized!! I have had an confirmation aswell when I was 14!

[Max Bayes]

Re: Hello, I think this website is full of mormons

EPIC FAIL!! I have been baptized!! I have had an confirmation aswell when I was 14!

It's a tragedy to see a soul that could've been so promising fall prey to the evil of "GAY-mer humor".

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Hello, I think this website is full of mormons

What does laughing my ass off really mean? Does it mean laughing so hard you fall off your ass? What else could it mean?

[Max Bayes]

Re: Hello, I think this website is full of mormons

No, it's a condition derived from playing too many computer games. The sinner in question spends so much time withering away playing games that even the slightest vibration from something such as laughter causes their ass, and other body parts, to literally fall off. Such a waste.

[The_AntiChrist]

Re: Hello, I think this website is full of mormons

What does laughing my ass off really mean? Does it mean laughing so hard you fall off your ass? What else could it mean?

It could mean that if you want it to, but for most people it means laughing really hard and being happy about it.

[Chris T]

Re: Hello, I think this website is full of mormons

I think it means he will laugh so hard his ass will fall to hell for being a blasphemer! It sickens me to see someone who's (Godless) parents didn't discipline them enough to be an obedient, God-fearing Christian!

[qamarun]

Re: Hello, I think this website is full of mormons

Hi

I'd say "welcome", but there's no point lol
I totally get you, though, I also registered because I was reading this forum and lmao, and at one point I just HAD to reply, you know... That's how it started, now I'm nearing my 50th post, and I've had a good laugh with every reply I got.
Enjoy your (probably short) stay here, and don't forget to check out threads about Earth being flat as well as meaning of "wanker" thread. I'm sure you'll find a lot of interesting thins here and there

And I sure hope you get to read this before it gets deleted lol

Cheers, mate

[Brother Alex]

Re: Hello, I think this website is full of mormons

Why do you call us mormons? We're baptists, not mormons. Get your facts straight, you moron.

[Max Bayes]

Re: Hello, I think this website is full of mormons

It could mean that if you want it to, but for most people it means laughing really hard and being happy about it.

In your case, it means that seeing as you spend so much time talking through it, you might as well laugh through your ass as well.

[The_AntiChrist]

Re: Hello, I think this website is full of mormons

Why do you call us mormons? We're baptists, not mormons. Get your facts straight, you moron.

Thats because the fucking moderators keep editing posts which are pwning their forum!

[Brother Alex]

Re: Hello, I think this website is full of mormons

Thats because the piffleing moderators keep editing posts which are pwning their forum!

Our moderators are good and honest Christian people. Why would you bring up such accusations?

[The_AntiChrist]

Re: Hello, I think this website is full of mormons

I am loving this forum
I am having such a good time. Ah... God, a really good part of the world.

[The_AntiChrist]

Re: Hello, I think this website is full of mormons

Our moderators are good and honest Christian people. Why would you bring up such accusations?

Why do they (and others) tell me that I'm going to hell?