[Chris T]

Re: Hi from Australia

Already explained in a post earlier. I clearly state I am a female, and the person in my avatar is a male. It is not me, but a member of one of my favourite bands.

That's a MALE?! What kinda of satanic homer music are you listening to?! You better take the advice of all the True Christians™ and get yourself into that Bible (KJV 1611)! Do you WANT to burn in eternal hellfire?

[amymareexx]

Re: Hi from Australia

That's a MALE?! What kinda of satanic homer music are you listening to?! You better take the advice of all the True Christians™ and get yourself into that Bible (KJV 1611)! Do you WANT to burn in eternal hellfire?

No I don't. And I don't believe I will. I'm certain God loves me for who I am, being Anglican and all.
I can't be bothered putting up with ignorant know-it-alls. Anyway I can delete this thread? I'm content being Anglican

[Purge the Unfaithful]

Re: Hi from Australia

Anyway I can delete this thread? I'm content being Anglican

No this forum is like the Book of Life or Book of Death, what is written here is forever!

Praise Jesus!!

[amymareexx]

Re: Hi from Australia

No this forum is like the Book of Life or Book of Death, what is written here is forever!

Praise Jesus!!

Fair enough. Let it be written I am a proud Anglican Christian

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi from Australia

Fair enough. Let it be written I am a proud Anglican Christian

Translation: "I have chosen satan over Jesus and will burn in a lake of fire forever."

[Chris T]

Re: Hi from Australia

Pastor Ezekiel and the rest of the True Christians™ here are trying to save you from eternal damnation! Why do you hate God so much?

[amymareexx]

Re: Hi from Australia

Pastor Ezekiel and the rest of the True Christians™ here are trying to save you from eternal damnation! Why do you hate God so much?

Translation: "I have chosen satan over Jesus and will burn in a lake of fire forever."

I don't hate God. I love God. I hate people like you, in the nicest possible way.
I'm going. It's 2.30am here and I want some sleep. I hope you know that I do love God, I AM a Christian and that some of your threads make me feel sick. Goodnight.

[Purge the Unfaithful]

Re: Hi from Australia

I don't hate God. I love God. I hate people like you, in the nicest possible way.
I'm going. It's 2.30am here and I want some sleep. I hope you know that I do love God, I AM a Christian and that some of your threads make me feel sick. Goodnight.

We here at Landover Baptist Church will pray for your soul but just remember to get right with God; you never know when His glorious and infinite wrath could be unleashed upon your non-American country.

Praise Jesus!!

[Chris T]

Re: Hi from Australia

We here at Landover Baptist Church will pray for your soul but just remember to get right with God; you never know when His glorious and infinite wrath could be unleashed upon your non-American country.

Praise Jesus!!

God has already started showing his wrath to the heathens! Just look at Iceland!!! amymareexx, Maybe you should think twice about mocking God with your satanic friends before God decides to punish austria like they did iceland!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hi from Australia

I know that Bible says a woman can't lead the church, I'm just stating I don't see why it's wrong. I'd feel much more comfortable.

So let me see if I've got this right... What you are saying is that YOU know better than GOD when it comes to right or wrong.
If you want comfort, you need to find it in JESUS CHRIST!

1 Thessalonians 5:9 For God hath not appointed us to wrath, but to obtain salvation by our Lord Jesus Christ,
5:10 Who died for us, that, whether we wake or sleep, we should live together with him.
5:11 Wherefore comfort yourselves together, and edify one another, even as also ye do.

That seems wrong to be asking for that much money. I am currently an unemployed student anyway.

Malachi 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.
3:9 Ye are cursed with a curse: for ye have robbed me, even this whole nation.

Not necessarily hate. I more mean... I don't want to have to shove my religion down one of my best friend's throats who is a devout Muslim, especially when she respects me. And also for my gay friend.

And just how offended do you think you're "friends" will be as they're roasting forever in the fires of Hell? How much will they respect you for not showing them the eternal lifeline that is Jesus?
It's your DUTY - if you are a TRUE Christian - to spread the Gospel!

Matthew 28:17 And when they saw him,they worshipped him: but some doubted.
28:18 And Jesus came and spake unto them, saying, All power is given unto me in heaven and in earth.
28:19 Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost

They will TRULY respect you for sharing the Lord with them!

2 Timothy 2:15 Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.

What are you doing palling around with non-Christians anyway?

2 Corinthians 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

2 John 1:7 For many deceivers are entered into the world, who confess not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh. This is a deceiver and an antichrist.
1:8 Look to yourselves, that we lose not those things which we have wrought, but that we receive a full reward.

I'm saying I do my best to follow the Bible,

That's obviously not true as you haven't appeared to read it closely, if at all. This is why you need to read the King James Bible and not "study" a false "bible".

but surely you would understand it can be difficult at times.

Of course it can be difficult! Do you know it's ILLEGAL in this country to sell our daughters as maidservants (Exodus 21:17) or stone our rebellious sons (Deuteronomy 21:18-20)!!! It's a clear violation of the First Amendment and a restriction on our religious freedom, but we'd go to jail if we try to follow God's Word! This is why it's important to vote Republican so we can get this nation back on track!

We all fall short of the glory of God. I never said that the Lord's word was untrue...

No, you just said it makes you uncomfortable. We all fall short, so why bother even trying, right?

[Big God Denier]

Re: Hi from Australia

I did read them. But in all honesty, I don't see how they're true. Doesn't God and Jesus love everyone, no matter their skin colour, gender etc? And also, if I love and praise God, and follow the Bible best I can + pray... Pretty sure that's what a Christian actually is. I don't want to have to 'hate' on friends.

I agree with you, though I'm not religious at all, but the windbags here are rather narrow minded/ignorant/offensive/racists/ect ect, something as simple as convincing them they have been wrong about what flag belongs to what country is almost impossible as they are infallible, so if you don't mind being offended ALOT then this is the place to be

I welcome you though, seeing as you are one of the more tolerant people here

[Felicity]

Re: Hi from Australia

@Big God Denier @amymareexx The people here are very honest, as God demands, and sometimes the truth can be harsh. But we are only trying to get everyone to join us in Heaven! #2nd Timothy 4:1-2

[amymareexx]

Re: Hi from Australia

I agree with you, though I'm not religious at all, but the windbags here are rather narrow minded/ignorant/offensive/racists/ect ect, something as simple as convincing them they have been wrong about what flag belongs to what country is almost impossible as they are infallible, so if you don't mind being offended ALOT then this is the place to be

I welcome you though, seeing as you are one of the more tolerant people here

Mhmm. I find it funny that they they're up on their high horses, when they're actually being worse themselves. I honestly have never seen more racist, offensive people in my life.

Ahh, dw, I'm not Baptist. I'm apparently a 'false Christian' as I am Anglican. But, I'm pretty sure God loves us all And that's cool, I'd be interested to hear why you don't believe in God

[CraterFace]

Re: Hi from Australia

I'm not quite understanding how you can claim that a volcanic eruption is God's doing? It's actually quite easy to understand if you bother learning some basic Earth Science.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi from Australia

I'm not quite understanding how you can claim that a volcanic eruption is God's doing? It's actually quite easy to understand if you bother learning some basic Earth Science.

Since you're a Godmocking teenaged fool, I'm not at all surprised that you don't understand. The Bible tells us it's because your father is satan.

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.