[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Salutations, comrades

I've got my eyes on you, friend. We are not retardeds here. Do you honestly think you are the first slimy atheist to ramble on about the "Flying Spaghetti Monster" here?
Warning: Don't let me catch you using the words "noodly appendage" or there will be consequences.

[CraterFace]

Re: Salutations, comrades

I've got my eyes on you, friend. We are not retardeds here. Do you honestly think you are the first slimy atheist to ramble on about the "Flying Spaghetti Monster" here?
Warning: Don't let me catch you using the words "noodly appendage" or there will be consequences.

I do not claim to be the first to attempt to spread the holy word of the FSM.
But, I do not understand what is so wrong about mentioning his noodly appendages. They are often helpful when he goes about smiting sinners.

[Chris T]

Re: Salutations, comrades

I do not claim to be the first to attempt to spread the holy word of the FSM.
But, I do not understand what is so wrong about mentioning his noodly appendages. They are often helpful when he goes about smiting sinners.

Why do you hate God so much?
Do you think He enjoys your feeble atheisn't attempt at sarcasm?
You atheisn'ts spew all the same nonsense, and you'll roast all the same!

[James Dewitt]

Re: Salutations, comrades

I have as much evidence as you do, a book and faith. So does every other religion.

I do not hate Jesus. I just do not recognize him as being divine. The FSM did not have a son.

As I type this Jesus has just filling out your one way ticket to Hell. Satan has kicked the furnace into overdrive and is awaiting your emanate arrival.

[Brother Alex]

Re: Salutations, comrades

I have as much evidence as you do, a book and faith. So does every other religion.

Don't insult my intelligence. I know very well that this "Flying Spaghetti Monster" of yours is an atheist concept used to mock our faith. We have a lot of evidence for God's existence, just look around on this forum and you'll see what I'm talking about. Also, the Holy Bible clearly states:

2 Timothy 3:16:
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

The book I follow was written by holy men of God, while the book you claim to follow was written by an atheist retard. Think about that for a while.

I do not hate Jesus. I just do not recognize him as being divine. The FSM did not have a son.

By denying Jesus as the Son of God, you obviously hate him. So I'll repeat my question: Why do you hate Jesus?

[Brittin]

Re: Salutations, comrades

Did even ONE of you read my post?

You are just Fueling his resolve.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Salutations, comrades

Did even ONE of you read my post?

You are just Fueling his resolve.

Did you say anything worth while? I give the fool 15 posts before its sent packing.

[CraterFace]

Re: Salutations, comrades

As I type this Jesus has just filling out your one way ticket to Hell. Satan has kicked the furnace into overdrive and is awaiting your emanate arrival.

As a pyrophiliac, I hope overdrive is enough to satisfy me.

Don't insult my intelligence. I know very well that this "Flying Spaghetti Monster" of yours is an atheist concept used to mock our faith. We have a lot of evidence for God's existence, just look around on this forum and you'll see what I'm talking about. Also, the Holy Bible clearly states:

2 Timothy 3:16:
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

The book I follow was written by holy men of God, while the book you claim to follow was written by an atheist retard. Think about that for a while.
You'll regret it when your beer is stale and your strippers have STDs.

By denying Jesus as the Son of God, you obviously hate him. So I'll repeat my question: Why do you hate Jesus?
Let's say someone told me they could fly. I don't believe them. Does that mean I hate them? Of course, not.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Salutations, comrades

Crater, when you took the time to fill out the entry form and then wait for Email confirmation did it occur to you that this is a Christian forum? We are here for one purpose and one only, we Glorify the name of Jesus. You see fish breath we follow the word of God, ya know the Holy KJV1611 Bible. The fact that you fancy some meatball as your God does not interest us in the least. If you can not or will not speak in a respectful manor towards Jesus your stay will be a short one.

[CraterFace]

Re: Salutations, comrades

If you can not or will not speak in a respectful manor towards Jesus your stay will be a short one.

Not once did I address Jesus in my posts.

[Brittin]

Re: Salutations, comrades

Oh my goodness, you guys really are that clueless aren't you?


He came here to MOCK YOU. He has no interest in you're religious alignment,
your opinions, your reply's, you're LIFE.
He is just posting cause he knows its aggravating to you. If you stop posting
then chances are so will he!

If you guys really do believe in God then you know he blessed you with that
brain for a reason, to use it.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Salutations, comrades

Not once did I address Jesus in my posts.

Thus the reason you are condemning yourself to Hell.

Blah blah blah.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Salutations, comrades

Not once did I address Jesus in my posts.

And there in lies the problem. This is a forum for worshiping Jesus.

[CraterFace]

Re: Salutations, comrades

And there in lies the problem. This is a forum for worshiping Jesus.

Exactly, it's a forum. You don't actually think that Jesus is a member of this forum, do you? Therefore I cannot speak to him on here.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Salutations, comrades

Not once did I address Jesus in my posts.

Did you read any thing I posted? Should I type slower so you can comprehend what you are reading?