[Brother Alex]

Re: Salutations, comrades

Exactly, it's a forum. You don't actually think that Jesus is a member of this forum, do you? Therefore I cannot speak to him on here.

Actually, He is: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/member.php?u=5625

[CraterFace]

Re: Salutations, comrades

Did you read any thing I posted? Should I type slower so you can comprehend what you are reading?

I don't see how your typing speed could possibly affect my understanding of it, except perhaps if you made several mistakes when typing fast, turning your post into illegible gibberish. If that's not the case, then your speed matters not.

[Purge the Unfaithful]

Re: Salutations, comrades

Um, excuse me brothers and sisters but I was under the impression of Brother Zeke (who is out saving souls tonight) that this in NOT a debate forum but instead a forum where we worship the Risen Jesus Christ!!

If you want to debate the esoteric nature of whatever it is you are looking for go join a committee of your local Presbyterian Church...they LOVE pointless debate. If you want the word of Jesus as revealed in his only book, the King James Bible then stay.

I pray in Jesus Name!!!

[James Dewitt]

Re: Salutations, comrades

And there in lies the problem. This is a forum for worshiping Jesus.

My brother Levi, I explained that to him. He has a reading comprehension problem. I think he might be a retard, go easy on him.

[Brittin]

Re: Salutations, comrades

Fine, I warned you guys.

I told you what you are dealing with and since you choose to not listen
I will stop preachin.

Have fun dealing with Repto. He will give you hell, since you have been asking
for it so much.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Salutations, comrades

My brother Levi, I explained that to him. He has a reading comprehension problem. I think he might be a retard, go easy on him.

Upon your recommendation, brother, of course.

[CraterFace]

Re: Salutations, comrades

My brother Levi, I explained that to him. He has a reading comprehension problem. I think he might be a retard, go easy on him.

Is this really the best you can do?
You're grown men and you're resorting to calling me a retard?

[Levi Jones]

Re: Salutations, comrades

Fine, I warned you guys.

I told you what you are dealing with and since you choose to not listen
I will stop preachin.

Have fun dealing with Repto. He will give you hell, since you have been asking
for it so much.

I'm sorry. I just got back here. Dealing with who? Why will we deal with him?

Is he some super Bible scholar?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Salutations, comrades

Is this really the best you can do?
You're grown men and you're resorting to calling me a retard?

What are we to call you? Any one who worships a plate full of pasta is either retard or a full blown God Mocker. Tell me fish breath which is it?

[Brother Alex]

Re: Salutations, comrades

Is this really the best you can do?
You're grown men and you're resorting to calling me a retard?

If you're not a retard then what are you?

Everything you've said here seems pretty retarded to me.

[CraterFace]

Re: Salutations, comrades

If you're not a retard then what are you?

Everything you've said here seems pretty retarded to me.

If God can do anything, why can't he take the form of a flying entity of divine pasta?

[WorshipperOfAthe]

Re: Salutations, comrades

If God can do anything, why can't he take the form of a flying entity of divine pasta?

AMEN!

[Brother Alex]

Re: Salutations, comrades

If God can do anything, why can't he take the form of a flying entity of divine pasta?

Nobody said he couldn't, but why would he?

[WorshipperOfAthe]

Re: Salutations, comrades

Nobody said he couldn't, but why would he?

Why wouldn't he? If that is a form that some people believe in, why not appear in said form and teach them otherwise?

[CraterFace]

Re: Salutations, comrades

Nobody said he couldn't, but why would he?

Why wouldn't he?