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  • WorkingForGod
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    • Apr 2010
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    #1

    Good day.

    Hello, my name is Gerard Gilbert. I pray to the Lord from Jacksonville, Florida and I attend the First Baptist Church of Jacksonville with my wife, son, and now (thanks to God and this forum) my daughter.

    I was a US Marine for 25 years and now I oversee several pieces of land on the western hemisphere and sugar factories that belongs to my first wifes father (and will be given to who ever marries my daughter). I believe that men are the head of the household and that "modern day" couples are homers that have yet to get out of the closet. Children either have to be home schooled or go to private institution where the outside world cant influence them in the wrong direction.

    God Bless!
  • Purge the Unfaithful
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    • Apr 2010
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    #2
    Re: Good day.

    Just know your place here and you will be just fine. But expect to wait a long time before you will be a True Christian.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
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      • Sep 2006
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      #3
      Re: Good day.

      Welcome to God's favorite forum.

      Please share your testimony with us. How did you come to find Jesus? How often do you have to discipline your wife and children?

      Tell us about yourself.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • WorkingForGod
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        #4
        Re: Good day.

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Welcome to God's favorite forum.

        Please share your testimony with us. How did you come to find Jesus? How often do you have to discipline your wife and children?

        Tell us about yourself.
        I was born in the a Christian household in Idaho and my father moved us to Jacksonville when my brothers and I were young.

        Thankfully my current wife very rarely has to be disciplined (as she was raised like every Christian woman should) and my son is now serving God in Iraq as a Marine killing heathens, just like I did in the Gulf War.

        My daughter on the other hand, well I blame everything on my first wife. Due to the law of the land, my first wife had filed charges against me when I had disciplined her. Thankfully the charges were dropped but she still managed to take Emily-Rose from me along with a court ordered divorce.

        About a month ago though, my daughter returned to me and asked for forgiveness for both her and her mother's stupidity. I was glad of course that her mother had done one thing right and placed her in a private Christian academy instead of those infernal public schools.

        During the month that Emily-Rose has been living with me though, I have had to discipline her twice for back talking.

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        • Chris T
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          • Apr 2010
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          #5
          Re: Good day.

          Originally posted by WorkingForGod View Post
          I was born in the a Christian household in Idaho and my father moved us to Jacksonville when my brothers and I were young.

          Thankfully my current wife very rarely has to be disciplined (as she was raised like every Christian woman should) and my son is now serving God in Iraq as a Marine killing heathens, just like I did in the Gulf War.

          My daughter on the other hand, well I blame everything on my first wife. Due to the law of the land, my first wife had filed charges against me when I had disciplined her. Thankfully the charges were dropped but she still managed to take Emily-Rose from me along with a court ordered divorce.

          About a month ago though, my daughter returned to me and asked for forgiveness for both her and her mother's stupidity. I was glad of course that her mother had done one thing right and placed her in a private Christian academy instead of those infernal public schools.

          During the month that Emily-Rose has been living with me though, I have had to discipline her twice for back talking.
          What are some of your favorite Bible Verses?
          Doing the Lord's work for His favorite country!


          2 Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
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            #6
            Re: Good day.

            Most welcome to our friendly forum!

            I like you already.
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • WorkingForGod
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              #7
              Re: Good day.

              Originally posted by Chris T View Post
              What are some of your favorite Bible Verses?
              I have no favorite, the entire KJV is appealing to me.

              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              Most welcome to our friendly forum!

              I like you already.
              I have read some of your posts and I must say that I like the way you think.

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              • Felicity
                As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                True Christian™
                • Apr 2010
                • 4834

                #8
                Re: Good day.

                @WorkingForGod Hi! Not nice of your daughter to talk back to you. My father teached me never to do that! #Exodus 20:12
                I Jesus!

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                • James Hutchins
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                  • Jun 2009
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                  #9
                  Re: Good day.

                  WorkingForGod, can I call you Ted? Thanks so much.

                  Ted, I am happy to have you here, I think. I have to ask, are the business properties in the cane business? You know what the lord says about sugars and High Fructose.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • WorkingForGod
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                    • Apr 2010
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                    #10
                    Re: Good day.

                    Originally posted by Felicity View Post
                    @WorkingForGod Hi! Not nice of your daughter to talk back to you. My father teached me never to do that! #Exodus 20:12
                    Your father taught you well.

                    Emily-Rose was taught by her mother and old habits die hard. She is biting her tongue now and is learning how a Christian girl should behave.

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                    • WorkingForGod
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                      #11
                      Re: Good day.

                      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                      WorkingForGod, can I call you Ted? Thanks so much.

                      Ted, I am happy to have you here, I think. I have to ask, are the business properties in the cane business? You know what the lord says about sugars and High Fructose.
                      Of course you may call me Ted!

                      It mostly depends on the quality of the sugar cane you produce. Our sugar canes contain the highest level of sugar of any other cane, so we have a lot of business with sugar companies. You also have to put in the factor of how long it will take to grow and if the soil is moist enough for it to grow tall.

                      I've found that South Florida and South Eastern Brazil makes for the best canes, as they grow very well in both places.

                      Is sugar and HF not from the Lord?

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                      • Felicity
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                        • Apr 2010
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                        #12
                        Re: Good day.

                        @WorkingForGod Yes, but we have to be careful with it! #Proverbs 23:2
                        I Jesus!

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                        • WorkingForGod
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                          #13
                          Re: Good day.

                          Originally posted by Felicity View Post
                          @WorkingForGod Yes, but we have to be careful with it! #Proverbs 23:2
                          Well of course you do! Its fine powder is highly explosive, it can cause heart disease and many other nasty things if you eat it like its pudding.

                          Too much of a good thing, may turn into a good thing!

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                          • WorkingForGod
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                            #14
                            Re: Good day.

                            My apologies. Correction: Too much of a good thing, may turn into a bad thing.

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