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  • Dynastik
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    • Apr 2010
    • 12

    #1

    Hello

    Hello, My Name Is Fernando Hector, im from England and Im Black, Lets Get On well.
  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
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    #2
    Re: Hello

    Welcome to our friendly forum!

    Do you own a KJV1611 Holy Bible?
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930

      #3
      Re: Hello

      Hello, son of Ham. What Church do you attend? What is your favorite verse from the Holy Bible? Also, how do you get a messican name if you're black and living in the U.K.?
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • Purge the Unfaithful
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Apr 2010
        • 176

        #4
        Re: Hello

        Have you prepared yourself for our forum? Isn't Clearance Thomas a Holy man?

        He sure is for carrying the curse of Ham.

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        • Dynastik
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          • Apr 2010
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          #5
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
          Welcome to our friendly forum!

          Do you own a KJV1611 Holy Bible?
          Yes, I do

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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22380

            #6
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by Dynastik View Post
            Yes, I do
            I am glad to hear that. Did you memorize it yet?
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • Dynastik
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              • Apr 2010
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              #7
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
              Hello, son of Ham. What Church do you attend? What is your favorite verse from the Holy Bible? Also, how do you get a messican name if you're black and living in the U.K.?
              Im must be because im young, but could you explain what son of ham is to me. Do you mean Mexican name?, its because my mother is spanish

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              • Dynastik
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                • Apr 2010
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                #8
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by Purge the Unfaithful View Post
                Have you prepared yourself for our forum? Isn't Clearance Thomas a Holy man?

                He sure is for carrying the curse of Ham.
                Im sorry who is Clearance Thomas?, why am i cursed?

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                • Levi Jones
                  Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                  Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                  Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                   
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 13930

                  #9
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by Dynastik View Post
                  Im must be because im young, but could you explain what son of ham is to me.
                  Certainly.. Google curse of Ham.

                  Originally posted by Dynastik View Post
                  Do you mean Mexican name?, its because my mother is spanish
                  And your father allowed her to name you thus? I can't imagine a Christian in the U.K. allowing his child to be named like that.

                  Do you get picked on a lot in school?
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                  • Dynastik
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                    • Apr 2010
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                    #10
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                    Certainly.. Google curse of Ham.



                    And your father allowed her to name you thus? I can't imagine a Christian in the U.K. allowing his child to be named like that.

                    Do you get picked on a lot in school?
                    No, i do not, why would i be picked on?

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                    • Levi Jones
                      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                       
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 13930

                      #11
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by Dynastik View Post
                      No, i do not, why would i be picked on?
                      For having a funny name and being different. Children are naturally the best at policing their own.

                      Matthew 18:2-3
                      And Jesus called a little child unto him, and set him in the midst of them,
                      And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.
                      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                      • BelieverInGod
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                        • Feb 2010
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                        #12
                        Re: Hello

                        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                        For having a funny name and being different. Children are naturally the best at policing their own.

                        Matthew 18:2-3
                        And Jesus called a little child unto him, and set him in the midst of them,
                        And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.
                        Well Pastor, he is from England, so maybe since everyone has a funny name, they don't get picked on for that.

                        Son of Ham means dark skinned. Ham was cursed with dark skin for seeing his father naked. All dark skinned people come from him.

                        I have no idea who Clarance Thomas is, or what he's talking about, he's been a strange one since coming to the board. One minute talking like a True Christian(TM) the next insulting people or saying satanic things.

                        So tell us, where do you go to church? When were you baptized? What's your favourite Bible quote? Really introduce yourself
                        Drama queen

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                        • bruster
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                          • Apr 2010
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                          #13
                          Re: Hello

                          finally another brother.. hows it going? welcome

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
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                            #14
                            Re: Hello

                            Originally posted by Dynastik View Post
                            Hello, My Name Is Fernando Hector, im from England and Im Black, Lets Get On well.
                            Please tell us about yourself, boy. What church does your father take you to? Or do you even know who your father is?
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29453

                              #15
                              Re: Hello

                              Hi Fernando, welcome to our friendly and non-judgmental forum, where we are here for our Fellow man®.
                              I think it is great a person like you is willing to to find God. Most nigra messincans are not you know, they seem to like the smoke and mirrors of the pedophile papist ring kissers. I suppose it is because they hand out free wafers and booze. You know how they are.

                              Fernando, do you mind if I call you Fred? Fernando leaves a metallic taste in my mouth, akin to a 9V battery. I appreciate it!

                              Tell me, how did you swim the ocean blue?


                              YIC
                              JH
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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