[Brad Crassley]

Re: Oke, now i know for sure.

I entered this forum because i had heard many rumours about this sect.
And to my astonishment i find that it is true.
You people are all total nutjobs, and that ezekiel character is the most piffleing irrisponsable dreaming lunatic i have ever met.
I don,t know what drugs you use, but if i were your so called god, i would kill the lot of you.
Oh wait, christianity has already killed millions of innocent people so that you band of cooters could have your way.
I sure hope that all of you will get proffesional help, and for ezekiel, i hope satan piffles your ass and rapes you like the filthy dog you are.
You all seem to live in your own little dreamworld, and pay no respect to reality.

btw JESUS IS A FAG!!!!!

This guy should be banned for disgracing this holy place!

[Brad Crassley]

Re: Oke, now i know for sure.

Mr Buckethead, my Brother eliot is not, repeat is not a damn homer. And He is NOT a DAMN Mormon, he is a Baptist fool. Are all God Mockers moron's?

Psalms 14:1 - The fool says in his heart, "There is no God." They are corrupt, their deeds are vile; there is no one who does good.

[JustGotSaved]

Re: Oke, now i know for sure.

Mr Alex,

What is the matter with you? Just accept the warm, soothing, embrace of our Lord Jesus Christ and all will be well.

All he asks is you give him everything y0ou have. OPen your mouth to at last to say the prayer youve been avoidig (the sinner's prayer) and He will fillyou with His righteous essense and you will be filled at last!

Imagine! Vbeing filled with the Holy Spirit from head to toe!

Or, you could chose to ignore God's grace and swim in hell with the demons of, well, of hell. They'll bite you and tear you're flesh and probably rape you in themouth.

Glory!

[Logan]

Re: Oke, now i know for sure.

never heard of sarcasm have you??

Sorry friend, it doesn't work as well online.

i ment it in the gay ass fashion, you mormon.

Ah, this is where the mistake is. We are not mormons, but rather Christians. If you learn the difference it might help you on this forum.

[Lizzy b]

Re: Oke, now i know for sure.

I entered this forum because i had heard many rumours about this sect.
And to my astonishment i find that it is true.
You people are all total nutjobs, and that ezekiel character is the most piffleing irrisponsable dreaming lunatic i have ever met.
I don,t know what drugs you use, but if i were your so called god, i would kill the lot of you.
Oh wait, christianity has already killed millions of innocent people so that you band of cooters could have your way.
I sure hope that all of you will get proffesional help, and for ezekiel, i hope satan piffles your ass and rapes you like the filthy dog you are.
You all seem to live in your own little dreamworld, and pay no respect to reality.

btw JESUS IS A FAG!!!!!

Sir you have only come to this Christian Forum to cause a stir have you not ?. Throw as much hate as you wish. The good people here do not live in any dream world, but live by the word of God. Are you being so rude to gain attention?. Just repent and follow Jesus. And you write of respecting reality, well reality is Godless souls all over this world stealing, murdering and doing just about anything they want to. With no respect for God, other people or the planet which has been given to us. People like you come to this place univited to try to prove a point. WHY?. If you are so bored rather than come here just to argue, try picking up a Bible and follow the path set out by God himself.

Have a nice day.!!!.

[Malaysia_Christian]

Re: Oke, now i know for sure.

your religion is pathetic

Don't waste your time here.

Go away and think how you evolve from ape and start callnig them grandpa.

[handmaiden]

Re: Oke, now i know for sure.

never heard of sarcasm have you??

.

Mr. Buckethead --

I, myself, have heard of sarcasm. I have also heard of grammar, puncuation, manners and subtlety.

Being a weaker vessel, i.e. a mere woman, I know that it is not my place to enlighten, instruct, or otherwise question any man, given as they have been fashioned in God's Own image. Therefore, I will leave these great, cosmologically critical discussions to erudite, masculine beings such as yourself whilst I return to unceasing prayer and wait upon Christ's provison to send me a godly husband who may instruct me as to how I may serve both my lord and my Lord.

Obsequiestly yours,

Handmaiden

[James Dewitt]

Re: Oke, now i know for sure.

Welcome handmaiden , sit down and tell us a bit about your self.

[handmaiden]

Re: Oke, now i know for sure.

Welcome handmaiden , sit down and tell us a bit about your self.

You flatter me, Brother Dewitt. I know that it is not my place to brazenly speak of myself as though my opinions, thoughts or personal conscience had any value. It is my place to learn in silence and submission. I must now leave this semantic sacred sanctuary and seek out my evening repast.

If only I had a husband to advise me as to whether I should order in chicken or beef. At least, thanks to the guidance of Landover Baptist, I never have to trouble myself with the third option of shrimp ever again!

Handmaiden

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Oke, now i know for sure.

You flatter me, Brother Dewitt. I know that it is not my place to brazenly speak of myself as though my opinions, thoughts or personal conscience had any value. It is my place to learn in silence and submission. I must now leave this semantic sacred sanctuary and seek out my evening repast.

If only I had a husband to advise me as to whether I should order in chicken or beef. At least, thanks to the guidance of Landover Baptist, I never have to trouble myself with the third option of shrimp ever again!

Handmaiden

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.