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Starting with its incredibly gay logo. It invites you to taste of its foul perverted and fruit of temptation that lead to man's downfall.
It combines this with the rainbow. A symbol that homosexuals have twisted from its original meaning. The promise that God will never slaughter the entire earth again by flood. It is His covenant that he will never wipe everything out, except the humans and animals that could fit on a boat.
Then, there's the Apple queer ultra gay user base. Including their CEO, who has admitted to being a pervert.
Mac wasn't gay enough, you say? Get it in a variety of rainbow homo colors.
A simple test for you to take.
These computers can turn people gay just by being in their proximity for too long.
Don't be sucked into the Apple deathstyle! Just say no!
It appears I have won the Russian Orthodox Church over as a convert to the right way of thinking.
Praise be to God. 
This is even more than I could ever hoped for when I wrote this sermon!
Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?
And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden:
But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.
And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:
For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.
And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.
Genesis 3:1-6
And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden:
But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.
And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:
For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.
And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.
Genesis 3:1-6
It combines this with the rainbow. A symbol that homosexuals have twisted from its original meaning. The promise that God will never slaughter the entire earth again by flood. It is His covenant that he will never wipe everything out, except the humans and animals that could fit on a boat.
Then, there's the Apple queer ultra gay user base. Including their CEO, who has admitted to being a pervert.
Mac wasn't gay enough, you say? Get it in a variety of rainbow homo colors.
A simple test for you to take.
These computers can turn people gay just by being in their proximity for too long.
Don't be sucked into the Apple deathstyle! Just say no!
It appears I have won the Russian Orthodox Church over as a convert to the right way of thinking.
Bitten: Apple's 'blasphemous' logo under fire in Russia
Some Russian Orthodox Christians see the iconic logo as a symbol of sin that they would like to see outlawed.
Some Russian Orthodox Christians see the iconic logo as a symbol of sin that they would like to see outlawed.
This is even more than I could ever hoped for when I wrote this sermon!
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