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I can't remember how I ended up on this site, but I just read: http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...3411728_Church ...and it does indeed look like I was the fool! Keep it up, I'll be sending more folks your way!
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A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3 -
Re: LOL, thanks for the laugh guys!
I don't understand why you think any of this is funny?Originally posted by DeepFriedFool View Post
Edit................. apart from the fact you are a fool.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: LOL, thanks for the laugh guys!
Today I am a true Christian... you've converted me!Originally posted by Talitha View PostA whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3Comment
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Re: LOL, thanks for the laugh guys!
You need to put a lot of time studying The Bible in your Prayer Closet before you even come close to being True Christian(tm).Originally posted by DeepFriedFool View Post
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: LOL, thanks for the laugh guys!
In one day( less than 24 hours) you have gone from a hell bound heathen to a Christian. Glory to Jesus, the Lord does work in mysterious ways. Let me remind you of this it can take years of study, years of hardship before you can be called a True Christian(TM).Originally posted by DeepFriedFool View PostComment
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Re: LOL, thanks for the laugh guys!
I don't get it.
“…If however the charge is true and no proof of the girl’s virginity can be found, she shall be brought to the door of her father's house and there the men of her town shall stone her to death..." Deuteronomy 22:13-21
Trust me, boys. . . I'm a virgin.
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Re: LOL, thanks for the laugh guys!
I fear that this conversion is not sincere:
"For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity." (Ecclesiastes, 7:6)
Here on Sodd, when this humble pastor hears laughter among his flock, he knows it is time for a public stoning. A practice which has regrettably died out elsewhere.
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Re: Now I understand True Christianity™! GLORY!
You added this to Wikipedia just now huh?Originally posted by DeepFriedFool View PostComment
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Re: Now I understand True Christianity™! GLORY!
Does anybody truly believe anything written on that wicked, leftist, sodomite site, Wikipedia? The whole idea behind it is heathen. . . letting just anybody post anything there that they want, without citing Bible references. . . well it's just wrong!
“…If however the charge is true and no proof of the girl’s virginity can be found, she shall be brought to the door of her father's house and there the men of her town shall stone her to death..." Deuteronomy 22:13-21
Trust me, boys. . . I'm a virgin.Comment
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Re: Now I understand True Christianity™! GLORY!
I think I'll wait a while before I decide whether this is a true conversion or if it's just another way of mocking God.PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!
Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."
Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?Comment
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Re: Now I understand True Christianity™! GLORY!
I concurOriginally posted by Seth Campbell View PostComment
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