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  • Sklog Oontermann
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • May 2010
    • 11
    #1

    My introduction

    Greetings.

    I am Sklog Oontermann, and I live and work in Flin Flon, Manitoba, Canada.

    I am a lumberjack now, but I used to work at the smelter. Sorry about my somewhat scary appearance, I was seriously injured fighting a drunk and satan possessed native type up here a few years ago. I was exonerated for killing the rat, and it would not bother me a bit to do it again.

    As for church, I was home schooled and home churched as I grew up in a remote clearing 200 miles north of here. Not that I would be comfortable in most churches in Canada these days. I have spent much time looking for something I consider to be a True Faith, and I know in my heart Landover Baptist is it.


    I consider it a privilege to be here, and I already strongly feel God's presence in what you good folks are doing here.
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    • Oakland "Reb" Griner
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 2241
      #2
      Re: My introduction

      Welcome friend.

      Hope you find what you need here. This site has been a blessing in my life.


      Happy to meet some one who has been 'tried by fire' and has proven himself against some of the scum we share this world with.

      Be comforted knowing that drunk carried your last punch all the way to Satan's fiery lake!
      Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930
          #3
          Re: My introduction

          Praise Jesus and welcome. Tell us about your family. Are you a married man?

          Sorry about your appearance, but God never gives us more than we can handle, buddy.
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: My introduction

              Welcome to God's favorite forum. Have you ever met Paul Bunyan?

              What are your favorite Scriptures?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Sister Sanctimony
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2010
                  • 33
                  #5
                  Re: My introduction

                  Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                  Praise Jesus and welcome. Tell us about your family. Are you a married man?
                  That's what I wanna know, too!

                  And I see NOTHIN' wrong with the "appearance!"

                  YIC

                  Sanctimony
                  “…If however the charge is true and no proof of the girl’s virginity can be found, she shall be brought to the door of her father's house and there the men of her town shall stone her to death..." Deuteronomy 22:13-21

                  Trust me, boys. . . I'm a virgin.

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                    • Jedediah
                      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                      Fisher of Men
                      True Christian™
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 6824
                      #6
                      Re: My introduction

                      Welcome, brother!

                      Your father must be quite a man. I give my sons blessings each morning before going to work, but to conduct my own Services would be quite daunting.

                      I rejoice that the LORD has brought you here. If True Religion is what you seek, you can end your search now. Praise Him!
                      II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                      And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                      In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                      Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
                      The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                        • Dirk
                          True Christian™
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 1425
                          #7
                          Re: My introduction

                          Welcome friend!

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748
                              #8
                              Re: My introduction

                              You're not an Eskimo, are you?
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                • Sklog Oontermann
                                  Forum Member
                                  Forum Member
                                  • May 2010
                                  • 11
                                  #9
                                  Re: My introduction

                                  I appreciate the warm welcome.

                                  I haven't met Paul Bunyan yet, seems like he was a Minnesoter. We have some legendary types up here in Flin Flon, though.

                                  My favorite Bible verse is Psalm 99, verse 9:

                                  Exalt the Lord our God, and worship at his holy hill; for the LORD our God is holy.


                                  Since I was home churched as a kid, and God Fearing Holy churches are very scarce in Canada, it is just me and my King James. And now Landover, which I find as a welcome blessing.

                                  My wife died some years ago while birthing my 3rd son. My boys are grown now and work for me.

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                                    • Sklog Oontermann
                                      Forum Member
                                      Forum Member
                                      • May 2010
                                      • 11
                                      #10
                                      Re: My introduction

                                      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                      You're not an Eskimo, are you?

                                      That's funny. No I am not an Eskimo, but my attacker was one.

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                                        • Nobar King
                                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                          Christ's Guardian
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Sep 2007
                                          • 23748
                                          #11
                                          Re: My introduction

                                          That's good to know. We get a lot of uppity Eskimos in here who like to boss people around and push their socialized atheism on decent Christians.
                                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                            • Sister Sanctimony
                                              Forum Member
                                              Forum Member
                                              • May 2010
                                              • 33
                                              #12
                                              Re: My introduction

                                              Originally posted by Sklog Oontermann View Post
                                              My wife died some years ago while birthing my 3rd son. My boys are grown now and work for me.
                                              Why you dear, sweet man. So are you lookin' to remarry? Are you boys ready to marry?

                                              How cold does it get up there, anyhow?

                                              YIC

                                              Sanctimony
                                              “…If however the charge is true and no proof of the girl’s virginity can be found, she shall be brought to the door of her father's house and there the men of her town shall stone her to death..." Deuteronomy 22:13-21

                                              Trust me, boys. . . I'm a virgin.

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                                                • Cranky Old Man
                                                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                                  You kids get off his lawn!
                                                   
                                                  • Jan 2010
                                                  • 22373
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: My introduction

                                                  Welcome to our friendly forum!

                                                  Originally posted by Sklog Oontermann View Post
                                                  My favorite Bible verse is Psalm 99, verse 9
                                                  Why, if I may ask, is it your favorite?
                                                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                                    • Seth Campbell
                                                      Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      • Apr 2010
                                                      • 1565
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: My introduction

                                                      Hello my brother Canukistan.
                                                      PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                                                      Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                                                      Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                                                        • Sklog Oontermann
                                                          Forum Member
                                                          Forum Member
                                                          • May 2010
                                                          • 11
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: My introduction

                                                          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                                          Welcome to our friendly forum!

                                                          Why, if I may ask, is it your favorite?

                                                          When I first learned to read, my dad had me open his Bible to a random page and had me close my eyes and pick a verse. He had me memorize it and I have held onto it for all these years.

                                                          There is a little knoll on the edge of the clearing where I grew up and after that we started referring to it as Holy Hill. The verse just has a special meaning to me with my dad, and growing up, and our house out in the woods.

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