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    Hello everyone

    Hello brothers and sisters, my name is Joseph and I am pleased to have found this wonderful website. I can't wait to get to know you all better

    Thanks for reading
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    Re: Hello everyone

    Originally posted by Average Joe View Post
    Hello brothers and sisters, my name is Joseph and I am pleased to have found this wonderful website. I can't wait to get to know you all better

    Thanks for reading
    You are not a plumber, are you?
    Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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    Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

    Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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    • #3
      Re: Hello everyone

      Originally posted by Average Joe View Post
      Hello brothers and sisters, my name is Joseph and I am pleased to have found this wonderful website. I can't wait to get to know you all better

      Thanks for reading
      Are you bald?

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        Re: Hello everyone

        Does it matter?

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        • #5
          Re: Hello everyone

          Originally posted by Average Joe View Post
          Hello brothers and sisters, my name is Joseph and I am pleased to have found this wonderful website. I can't wait to get to know you all better

          Thanks for reading
          Where are you from? What Church do you attend? Are you ready to sell your possessions and goods and give the money to Landover Baptist Church (who in turn may give it to the poor)?
          Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell. Proverbs 23:13



          Run to the KJV1611!

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          • #6
            Re: Hello everyone

            Please tell us about yourself, your church, and your path to Christ.

            That's what the word "introduction" means.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #7
              Re: Hello everyone

              Hi Joe, I know I speak for Jesus when I say we are glad you are here.

              Tell me Joe, what happened in your life to give you that sticky bond between God and yourself, that special love that only you and Our Savior(r) know?
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • #8
                Re: Hello everyone

                Welcome to our friendly forum!

                What is your opinion on Sarah Palin?
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • #9
                  Re: Hello everyone

                  Originally posted by Average Joe View Post
                  Hello brothers and sisters, my name is Joseph and I am pleased to have found this wonderful website. I can't wait to get to know you all better

                  Thanks for reading
                  Are you single?
                  “…If however the charge is true and no proof of the girl’s virginity can be found, she shall be brought to the door of her father's house and there the men of her town shall stone her to death..." Deuteronomy 22:13-21

                  Trust me, boys. . . I'm a virgin.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello everyone

                    Originally posted by Sister Sanctimony View Post
                    Are you single?
                    Sister, kindly remove your ankles from behind your earlobes.

                    The poor guy just walked in the door and you are all over him like a fish on last weeks newspaper.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hello everyone

                      Hello, Joe! Praise God and welcome. I don't think you'll ever find a friendlier bunch of Christians anywhere.
                      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                      • #12
                        Re: Hello everyone

                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                        Sister, kindly remove your ankles from behind your earlobes.

                        The poor guy just walked in the door and you are all over him like a fish on last weeks newspaper.
                        I'm jus' bein' friendly. Like the Reverend Levi says:

                        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                        Hello, Joe! Praise God and welcome. I don't think you'll ever find a friendlier bunch of Christians anywhere.
                        Besides, if'n I don't get married soon, I'll be an ol' maid!

                        YIC

                        Sanctimony
                        “…If however the charge is true and no proof of the girl’s virginity can be found, she shall be brought to the door of her father's house and there the men of her town shall stone her to death..." Deuteronomy 22:13-21

                        Trust me, boys. . . I'm a virgin.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Hello everyone

                          @Average Joe Welcome! Do you love Jesus?
                          I Jesus!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Hello everyone

                            Hey there Joe! Praise Jesus you found us!
                            What is some of your favorite scripture?
                            Doing the Lord's work for His favorite country!


                            2 Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

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                            • #15
                              Re: Hello everyone

                              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                              What is your opinion on Sarah Palin?
                              Are you still pondering on this?
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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