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  • memoir
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • May 2010
    • 6

    #1

    Hello All

    29 year old female from New Jersey, my name is Elizabeth, came to find Jesus after a Catholic upbringing , and now have turned my life into the direction God has lead me in. Unfortunatley due to the lack of churches preaching the real word of God I must search the internet to find people sharing my opinions. What else would you all like to know?
  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #2
    Re: Hello All

    What's your favorite Bible verse?
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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    • James Dewitt
      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
      • Jan 2010
      • 6267

      #3
      Re: Hello All

      do you have your husbands permission to be on the interweb? How many sons have you given birth to for Jesus? What kind of pie do you bake?

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      • memoir
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        Under Investigation
        • May 2010
        • 6

        #4
        Re: Hello All

        My favorite Bible verse: Deuteronomy 6:6-9

        Although I'm sure you know it, I hope you don't mind if I type it out.

        6:6 These commandments that I give you today are to be upon your
        hearts.

        7 Impress them on your children. Talk about them when you sit at home and
        when you walk along the road, when you lie down and when you get up.

        8 Tie them as symbols on your hands and bind them on your foreheads.

        9 Write them on the doorframes of your houses and on your gates.

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        • memoir
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          Under Investigation
          • May 2010
          • 6

          #5
          Re: Hello All

          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
          do you have your husbands permission to be on the interweb? How many sons have you given birth to for Jesus? What kind of pie do you bake?
          I do have my husband's permission to be on the Internet, however my time is limited to three hours per week. I have given Jesus two sons, ages 2 and three months. Within the next week the seed shall be planted to give him another.
          I bake many different types of pie, (I enjoy cooking and baking) however my husband believes that my apple is the best, with blueberry as a close second

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #6
            Re: Hello All

            Originally posted by memoir View Post
            Although I'm sure you know it, I hope you don't mind if I type it out.
            We don't mind a bit. We do mind, however, that you're not using the KJV.
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

            Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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            • Dirk
              True Christian™
              • Apr 2010
              • 1425

              #7
              Re: Hello All

              Originally posted by memoir View Post
              I do have my husband's permission to be on the Internet, however my time is limited to three hours per week. I have given Jesus two sons, ages 2 and three months. Within the next week the seed shall be planted to give him another.
              I bake many different types of pie, (I enjoy cooking and baking) however my husband believes that my apple is the best, with blueberry as a close second
              We have a pie club did you know that? Welcome sister! Just read the KJV 1611 Bible and you're set!

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              • Once was lost
                ...but now is found.
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2009
                • 490

                #8
                Re: Hello All

                Welcome.

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22373

                  #9
                  Re: Hello All

                  Welcome to our friendly forum!

                  Why do you have only 2 children at the age of 29?
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • Once was lost
                    ...but now is found.
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 490

                    #10
                    Re: Hello All

                    Yes,good question. After all she was a Catholic at one time and it does seem a bit strange? MMMM?

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