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  • lord warrior
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Sep 2007
    • 406

    #1

    becoming Lord Warrior

    I have been asked by the pastor to give my witness on how I have become this mighty warrior for Jesus.

    I was raised by a godly mother in a little single wide trailer on a dirt road in what is GOD's country, the Ozark region of Arkansas. We would walk to our little mountain church, were Bro Paul would give us the fire and brimstone that all Gods children need, as well as NEVER sparing the rod when needed.
    I got to miss the Satanic forces of TV and movies, since we couldn't get a signal over the mountains and the theater was 50 miles away. I was taught at home, for mom wouldn't let her children go to a public, devil infleunced schools here. They taught evolution and the like. Plus what those girls wore in the 70's when I would have gone to school, would lead any young man into sin.
    So mommy wouldn't let me date until I was old enough to handle myself from the wicked ways of the teen girls around here.So there I was on my first date with little Jenny, a truly holy child of 13. We were getting serious, talk of marrage, and then the devil tricked me into committing sin with her.
    I knew I had to marry her then, and tried to do the christian thing. But instead of sending me the licence, the judge sent the police. Said that the laws of man forbid me to have knowleage or marry this now 14 year old. And I went and told that judge that we were second cousins. But he forbid it, saying that it was illegal for a 30 year old to marry a 14 year old. I was even put in jail for molesting her. Thats where I found out the true vile nature of the homer and nigra that polluted our county. We when they dropped everything , and let me go. But there I found the true Jesus. And vowed to help those children like Jenny, who turn into harlots at the start of there curse. And now at the age of 45, I can tell you that I have still kept God's holy commandment, and have never been with a women. And I teach all the children about the sin's of the flesh in Sunday school. And I always go out of my way to help the girls understand there natural harlottry inside them. I show them the problems they can get into by flirting with the boy's, how it could lead to sinful acts.And most of my little girls never even when to be around boys when I we are finished with our lessons.

    So now I have asked god to let me be his Holy Warrior, to help stomp out the evil inflences in this land. The homers, nigra, and loose women who have destroyed this land with there idol worshiping,baby killing propaganda that is destroying this great nation and its youth. To lead all back to gods true and holy word.

    PS: If there are any true godly women out there, can you write me. Mommy says I'm getting to old for here to take care of, and that I should get a place of my own.
  • Pastor Al E Pistle
    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 9323

    #2
    Re: becoming Lord Warrior

    Originally posted by lord warrior View Post
    I have been asked by the pastor to give my witness on how I have become this mighty warrior for Jesus.

    I was raised by a godly mother in a little single wide trailer on a dirt road in what is GOD's country, the Ozark region of Arkansas. We would walk to our little mountain church, were Bro Paul would give us the fire and brimstone that all Gods children need, as well as NEVER sparing the rod when needed.
    I got to miss the Satanic forces of TV and movies, since we couldn't get a signal over the mountains and the theater was 50 miles away. I was taught at home, for mom wouldn't let her children go to a public, devil infleunced schools here. They taught evolution and the like. Plus what those girls wore in the 70's when I would have gone to school, would lead any young man into sin.
    So mommy wouldn't let me date until I was old enough to handle myself from the wicked ways of the teen girls around here.So there I was on my first date with little Jenny, a truly holy child of 13. We were getting serious, talk of marrage, and then the devil tricked me into committing sin with her.
    I knew I had to marry her then, and tried to do the christian thing. But instead of sending me the licence, the judge sent the police. Said that the laws of man forbid me to have knowleage or marry this now 14 year old. And I went and told that judge that we were second cousins. But he forbid it, saying that it was illegal for a 30 year old to marry a 14 year old. I was even put in jail for molesting her. Thats where I found out the true vile nature of the homer and nigra that polluted our county. We when they dropped everything , and let me go. But there I found the true Jesus. And vowed to help those children like Jenny, who turn into harlots at the start of there curse. And now at the age of 45, I can tell you that I have still kept God's holy commandment, and have never been with a women. And I teach all the children about the sin's of the flesh in Sunday school. And I always go out of my way to help the girls understand there natural harlottry inside them. I show them the problems they can get into by flirting with the boy's, how it could lead to sinful acts.And most of my little girls never even when to be around boys when I we are finished with our lessons.

    So now I have asked god to let me be his Holy Warrior, to help stomp out the evil inflences in this land. The homers, nigra, and loose women who have destroyed this land with there idol worshiping,baby killing propaganda that is destroying this great nation and its youth. To lead all back to gods true and holy word.

    PS: If there are any true godly women out there, can you write me. Mommy says I'm getting to old for here to take care of, and that I should get a place of my own.
    The Ozarks....I believe it. Name a town.
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • Trent Harvey, Jr.
      Ex-hero, almost honorably discharged
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2007
      • 722

      #3
      Re: becoming Lord Warrior

      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
      The Ozarks....I believe it. Name a town.
      Screw the town, give the name of that liberal activist Judge so we can get some payback!

      Anyway, Arkansas doesn't seem like a safe place to be, first Clinton came from there, and a potential democratic presidential candidate, Wes Clark, is also from that state.

      If you want to move to freehold, you can stay at my place while you're looking for a place to move into. Don't feel rushed, the way the crusade is going, I'll be staying here in Iraq for years to come.
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      • lord warrior
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Sep 2007
        • 406

        #4
        Re: becoming Lord Warrior

        I live in Harriet Pastor Al

        And Bro Trent, while I sure that Freehold is a godly place, I cannot leave my work here with these preshies children of my church. And since so many are my nieces and cousins, it would be abondoning my family.

        PS: the heredical judge who stopped me and Jenny from our marital bliss has long since died.

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        • Pastor Al E Pistle
          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 9323

          #5
          Re: becoming Lord Warrior

          Originally posted by lord warrior View Post
          I live in Harriet Pastor Al

          And Bro Trent, while I sure that Freehold is a godly place, I cannot leave my work here with these preshies children of my church. And since so many are my nieces and cousins, it would be abondoning my family.

          PS: the heredical judge who stopped me and Jenny from our marital bliss has long since died.
          Son, that's hardly even Arkansas! I lived in Mountainburg for a few years as a child while my father was stationed at Fort Smith.
          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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