[Levi Jones]

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Did you get your husband or father to look at these questions before asking them or are you one of those femi-nazis that think they have a right to question` their elders and a MALE elder at that!

Those are godly answers and I like you. The only thing is, well, handmaiden is a True Christian and you're not yet. I'm going to have to ask you to not rebuke our sisters until you have earned your place.

[Benedict A. Davis]

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I stand before the congregation, properly chastised.

[Jedediah]

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Welcome, Aim for Heaven!

I regret not reading your introduction earlier. You are truly doing the LORD's work. Glory!

[Nathan B. Forrest]

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q3 and 4. I don't EVER say croissant.... I eat corn bread or biscuits in that order.

q5.The only stimulant I need is the word of the Lord!

Well, the rest of your replies are crap but I'm liking these 2 here. Good job boy, and keep drivin that winnebago towards the words of the Lord!!

[Benedict A. Davis]

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I decided to get an early start this morning heading east, going to Pass Christian Mississippi, where there is a large traveling Tent Revival until Friday.They say they will hold a ''queer off'' where the local pastors take turns praying with/ for a young homer sexual. They continue day and night until the homer sees the error of his ways and admits he was a homer by choice and now renounces it, I have seen one that lasted 5 days and nights.... those Mississippi good ole boys sure know how to pass a week.

These revivals are usually held in conjunction with a gun show, my late wife would spend hours wandering through the vendors always looking for that perfect gift to me.She once found matching bandanas for me and my dog, what could be better than that to remind me of my recently departed 4 legged friend.

Do any of the LBC Pastors have any tent revival meetings on their summer schedule. If so please let me know.I would love to attend. Could you imagine having fellowship, outside,in the warm steamy heat, being led to the feet of Christ by the likes of a Pastor Deacon Fred....Of course if there was a conflicting protest at some abortion clinic I would have to forgo the earthly pleasures and take my place on the line speaking for the unborn.

I guess I should finish my breakfast, a southern treat, last nights cornbread in milk..I do like a bit of sugar on it too,,,U know that this is really dessert but is it truly a sin to treat yourself every once in awhile.I will get to driving and I might spend an hour at the gun show while the humidity rises, insuring proper revival weather. Thank you folks for dropping in and hope we can chat more later.
Yours in the name of the Lord,
Mike

[Benedict A. Davis]

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Such a night folks,
It must have been 90 degrees and 100 percent humidity, perfect revival tent weather but the big news is I received a message from Rev. Jim himself! There is a preacher that I might buy a television for! I sure wish he was on the tent circuit these days.OH GLORY!
I will be here through the weekend and I am about to have breakfast and then over to the homer prayer-a-thon and see if the sissy boy has seen the error of his ways!

[Benedict A. Davis]

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Sorry I did not post yesterday but I was having trouble with my satellite reception I think I might need to upgrade if brother Fred is looking in, something military grade perhaps.
I have been invited to share fellowship today with the 1st Nazarene Baptist Church, a lively bunch by all accounts.