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[Benedict A. Davis]

I would like to take this opportunity to introduce myself and thank all of you for inviting me to share in your fellowship. I go by the name of Mike and presently traveling around the USofA in my 44 ft Winnebago enjoying the semi-retired life and being able to spend time protesting godless abortion clinics and getting to know folks in the tea party movement.

I was laid off my job with Halliburton last year after our prezident Obama cut government contracts with the company. one of the highlights of my life was actually shaking the hand of Mr. Dick Cheney while he was still in control of our great country.

Shortly after the lay off I lost my wife and my dog in a run away Toyota accident.It was a terrible time in my life and I don't know if I will get over losing that dog. Once the lawyers are finished I hope to be able to settle in Freehold, that is up to God and a couple of slick Jew lawyers though.

I was baptized in The 1st Southern Baptist church of Lumberton Mississippi
when I was 12 years old. I do realize that this is an advanced age for accepting Jesus as my savior but I was a bit of a deep thinker and a bit of a rebel back then. I will say I have not back slid since then though.

Well folks I better get on the road I have miles to go today and the sun will soon be up.

yours in God, Mike

[Cranky Old Man]

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Welcome to our friendly forum!

All of use would have preferred more Dick Cheney.

[Croix-]

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Welcome , I'm sorry to hear about your dog.

[Dirk]

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I would like to take this opportunity to introduce myself and thank all of you for inviting me to share in your fellowship. I go by the name of Mike and presently traveling around the USofA in my 44 ft Winnebago enjoying the semi-retired life and being able to spend time protesting godless abortion clinics and getting to know folks in the tea party movement.

I was laid off my job with Halliburton last year after our prezident Obama cut government contracts with the company. one of the highlights of my life was actually shaking the hand of Mr. Dick Cheney while he was still in control of our great country.

Shortly after the lay off I lost my wife and my dog in a run away Toyota accident.It was a terrible time in my life and I don't know if I will get over losing that dog. Once the lawyers are finished I hope to be able to settle in Freehold, that is up to God and a couple of slick Jew lawyers though.

I was baptized in The 1st Southern Baptist church of Lumberton Mississippi
when I was 12 years old. I do realize that this is an advanced age for accepting Jesus as my savior but I was a bit of a deep thinker and a bit of a rebel back then. I will say I have not back slid since then though.

Well folks I better get on the road I have miles to go today and the sun will soon be up.

yours in God, Mike

Nice start, do you read the KJV 1611 Bible?

[repented harlot70]

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I would like to take this opportunity to introduce myself and thank all of you for inviting me to share in your fellowship. I go by the name of Mike and presently traveling around the USofA in my 44 ft Winnebago enjoying the semi-retired life and being able to spend time protesting godless abortion clinics and getting to know folks in the tea party movement.

I was laid off my job with Halliburton last year after our prezident Obama cut government contracts with the company. one of the highlights of my life was actually shaking the hand of Mr. Dick Cheney while he was still in control of our great country.

Shortly after the lay off I lost my wife and my dog in a run away Toyota accident.It was a terrible time in my life and I don't know if I will get over losing that dog. Once the lawyers are finished I hope to be able to settle in Freehold, that is up to God and a couple of slick Jew lawyers though.

I was baptized in The 1st Southern Baptist church of Lumberton Mississippi
when I was 12 years old. I do realize that this is an advanced age for accepting Jesus as my savior but I was a bit of a deep thinker and a bit of a rebel back then. I will say I have not back slid since then though.

Well folks I better get on the road I have miles to go today and the sun will soon be up.

yours in God, Mike

What kind of dog was he?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Praise Jesus and welcome to our Godly forum. You sound like a fine man.

Please tell us about your adventures as a freelance abortion clinic protestor. What an exciting life you must lead!

Ah, to be free and on the open road...

[Benedict A. Davis]

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I thank all of you for your interest and want to apologize for not answering sooner but
I was on the road today and had to get in a position to receive signals to my internet connection.I am stopped for the evening and am in Hickory Flat Mississippi tonight trying to reach Thibadoux or Grand Isle Louisiana to get me one last all you can eat shrimp buffets for the next few years. I am afraid that they are a thing of the past...Damn BP and British Industry for leaking all that oil....sorry about the language folks but if Obama had given those oil rights to an American company, like Halliburton, this kind of thing wouldn't happen and good Americans would still be project managers and letting them get their 20 years in...... sorry I digress.

Dirk, I am a wandering christian . I try to seek fellowship on the Sabbath but sometimes it just is not possible. Take tomorrow as an example. I will get to spend my day in a baptist church but if I were in Louisiana it would be me and a town of papists. On days like that there is just me and my KJV1611. I have thought of getting a television to fellowship with a Jimmy Swaggert but I am still undecided about his type. They seem to be a bit soft at times.

My big trip planned for this summer will be a 7 state protest of abortion clinics July and August. Things are in the planning stage still. There are many things to plan for, even down to where I can safely park my land whale in case I get arrested again this year. I tell you what , threaten one doctor to get his attention and every police station in a 6 county area know you are in town. This is a price I am willing to pay to save the unborn.
Repented asked what kind was my dog...he was one of the good kind.
Cranky old Man, I don't know how many times I have heard that same thing said in the French Quarter of New Orleans lots of those folk would have preferred more Dick too.
Well folks the sun is going down so I guess I will retire with ''THE GOOD BOOK''. I will keep all of you in my prayers. Mike

[Benedict A. Davis]

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Hi All, I figured I should post a few lines in case anybody were wondering about the state of shrimp in Louisiana, I am afraid I have not made it to the gulf of Mexico yet. I felt the need to spend the day in fellowship here in Hickory Flats, ok I will tell you the truth .I need gasoline and I am in the only back water town in the US of A that doesn't have a Pakistani 7-11 that is open on a Sunday.Oh well the corn bread and greens were without compare.Petrol in the morning and i figure an all you can eat by dinner time without any problem.I have been contemplating getting myself another dog but I think I will leave it till after the summer protests, 30 days with me sitting in jail is a long time to make it wait in the land whale between walks. I have to have these things planned out.

Well folks I hope to have happier tidings and a crustacean report for you tomorrow. I will end by wishing you the best and hope you are walking in the light of the lord. Mike

[Nobar King]

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You are so lucky! I have always wanted to sell everything and buy an RV and travel the country. Now that the price of gas is so high I fear that may never be an option for me.

I look forward to reading your updates as you travel across this great nation of ours. You don't ever go to Mexico, do you?

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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If you need suggestions for clinics to protest, I've heard Dr. Carharts place in Bellevue Nebraska delivers fetuses live when ever possible, and then he murders them by smashing their heads with a rock. Aunt Eva told me this, she heard it from her dog groomer who lives across the street from the guy who fixed the Master Card machine in the clinic.

[Benedict A. Davis]

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If you need suggestions for clinics to protest, I've heard Dr. Carharts place in Bellevue Nebraska delivers fetuses live when ever possible, and then he murders them by smashing their heads with a rock. Aunt Eva told me this, she heard it from her dog groomer who lives across the street from the guy who fixed the Master Card machine in the clinic.

I will pass this name on to ''friends'' and they will do a bit of research, though if you say it's true........

To Nobar, I was lucky enough to still be blessed with life insurance benefits from Halliburton when my wife and dog were killed in a run away car accident, sorry I get a bit choked up every time I think about my dog.... it gives me enough to live on and gas money until the lawsuit is settled. I do not care what people think about AIG they have been fair with me on her life insurance payout.

[Benedict A. Davis]

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Well Folks I made it to Grand Isle Louisiana for lunch today. As you know I have been working toward this for several days now. I went into the Lanape cafe and ordered the ''all you can eat shrimp'' super bucket o food.

After ordering the shrimp the waitress asked me how to spell shrimp. Needless to say i was taken aback but dutifully spelled out S-H-R-I-M-P. She wrote it as I spelled it out. She looked at the ticket again and said ''This is not right, where is the F''?

Shocked I informed her there was no Fin SHRIMP. So she said ''Yep that is what I was gonna tell you ...there is no f'n shrimp here either!''

[Nobar King]

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Damn! Did you get a fried bloomin' onion?

[handmaiden]

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Dear Sir;

In one of your posts you mentioned your need to obtain "petrol" for your automobile. That sounds suspciously European to me. You may be required to answer a few questions.

What size meal do you order a fast food restaurants?

How do you pronounce "croissant"?

What do you order after refusing a croissant?

If you spilled coffee on yourself and burned yourself badly, would you attempt to give yourself first aid; head to the nearest doctor expecting to be welcomed with or without insurance; or call Maxwell House to ask for instructions?

Please get back to me with these answers and allay my fears so that I can sleep at night.

And don't try to use fancy words like "allay", that's suspect right there.

Withholdingly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Benedict A. Davis]

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Dear Sir;

In one of your posts you mentioned your need to obtain "petrol" for your automobile. That sounds suspciously European to me. You may be required to answer a few questions.

What size meal do you order a fast food restaurants?

How do you pronounce "croissant"?

What do you order after refusing a croissant?

If you spilled coffee on yourself and burned yourself badly, would you attempt to give yourself first aid; head to the nearest doctor expecting to be welcomed with or without insurance; or call Maxwell House to ask for instructions?

Please get back to me with these answers and allay my fears so that I can sleep at night.

And don't try to use fancy words like "allay", that's suspect right there.

Withholdingly Yours,

Handmaiden

Handmaiden,
while I can read through your concerns which I will address, in detail, I must 1st ask you, Did you get your husband or father to look at these questions before asking them or are you one of those femi-nazis that think they have a right to question` their elders and a MALE elder at that!

Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak.... And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home. -- 1 Corinthians 14:34-35

As we know there are many other biblical references I could make but I would hope you have heard them from your father or husband before. I can tell you that my late wife was well versed in these scriptures.

q1. I said and meant petrol because I had filled the land whale at the only available station, A BP (British Petroleum) oil station so I did buy petrol not gasoline.

q2. bucket o food is the restaurant's description of all you can eat shrimp. They call their all you can eat ribs as a side o beef. They never let a diner leave hungry.

q3 and 4. I don't EVER say croissant.... I eat corn bread or biscuits in that order.

q5.The only stimulant I need is the word of the Lord!

Go to sleep now and sleep in peace.