um Hello everyone

[Lucy123]

My name is Lucy and i'm very new to religion. Overall i believe I've lived my life as good as possible.
Some good things about me:

1. Still a virgin.
2. Great with secrets.
3. and not easily influenced by sinners.

I Hope to become an even better person by listening and learning from you all.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: um Hello everyone

What church does your husband take you to?

Why are you dressed like a harlot?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: um Hello everyone

Welcome to our friendly forum!

How much do you love Jesus?

[Lucy123]

Re: um Hello everyone

What church does your husband take you to?

Why are you dressed like a harlot?

Whats a harlot?
And i am not married yet

[alexd]

Re: um Hello everyone

You should probably consider getting married as soon as possible.

A harlot is a woman of the night, one who takes money in return for performing adultery.

[Lucy123]

Re: um Hello everyone

You should probably consider getting married as soon as possible.

A harlot is a woman of the night, one who takes money in return for performing adultery.

ohhh
i assure you i am not a harlot.
And my parents dont want me getting married till im over 21

[James Hutchins]

Re: um Hello everyone

Well missy, you certainly dress like a filthy truck stop slut. Your blouse should cover you to the neckline, your arms to the wrist. A proper ankle length dress. Your eyes should not be staring into the camera like a bar girl, they should of averted the cameras inquisitive gaze.
I be you walk around with your ankles behind your ears!

Jesus sees you all the time, he sees you are a trollop.

[Lucy123]

Re: um Hello everyone

Well missy, you certainly dress like a filthy truck stop slut. Your blouse should cover you to the neckline, your arms to the wrist. A proper ankle length dress. Your eyes should not be staring into the camera like a brr girl, they should of averted the cameras inquisitive gaze.
I be you walk around with your ankles behind your ears!

Jesus sees you all the time, he sees you are a trollop.

ok so whats a brr girl?
and i said i was a virgin ._.
and whats a trollop?

[James Hutchins]

Re: um Hello everyone

ok so whats a brr girl?
and i said i was a virgin ._.
and whats a trollop?

Sorry, that 'brr' was a typo, I have since fixed it. I meant 'bar'

Being a virgin physically is only part of the equation. You project the attitude of a filthy street slut.
Mark my words, some nigra or messican will be raping you this summer. Then you'll have marry him. Then you'll come crying back to us, looking for an expalnation, hating God because he did this to you, inpreganted you with an ethnic baby. Well whore, you will have no one to blame but yourself.
You need to dress like a lady, read the Bible, clean the house, bake fine pie and pray that Jesus will tell a man about you.

YIC
JH

[repented harlot70]

Re: um Hello everyone

My name is Lucy and i'm very new to religion. Overall i believe I've lived my life as good as possible.
Some good things about me:

1. Still a virgin.
2. Great with secrets.
3. and not easily influenced by sinners.

I Hope to become an even better person by listening and learning from you all.

Thank you for taking the disgusting picture down that was offending the wise True Christian men. There may be hope for you yet.

Now, as to your being good?

Isaiah 64:5-7 (King James Version)


5Thou meetest him that rejoiceth and worketh righteousness, those that remember thee in thy ways: behold, thou art wroth; for we have sinned: in those is continuance, and we shall be saved.

6But we are all as an unclean thing, and all our righteousnesses are as filthy rags; and we all do fade as a leaf; and our iniquities, like the wind, have taken us away.

7And there is none that calleth upon thy name, that stirreth up himself to take hold of thee: for thou hast hid thy face from us, and hast consumed us, because of our iniquities.

Mind you, this was originally about the Jews, but it is just as applicable to you. Your goodness holds as much weight to God as a pile of poo.