[Brother Snapper Grogan]

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This makes the situation even worse. Women exist for two reasons only. Making Soldiers for Christ™, and baking pies.

That's a terrible thing to say, brother!

You forgot washing up, cleaning the house, doing the laundry, ensuring that the pantry is full, being an helpmeet, and a host of other jobs ordained for women by Our Lord!

[Levi Jones]

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Certainly. When I've finished my exam I will email one to you.
Although I don't see how a photo of a girl will convince you.

Sitting in front of the screen with LBC in the background or holding up a sign dated with my name on it would suffice.

[Sparky]

Re: Hi everyone

Way to condemn them to hell for all eternity. Some sort of friend you are.

BTW: How can we be sure you're a woman. I would need some photographic evidence proving otherwise.

Feel free to send me your picture. My email is in the signature. Confidentiality 100% guaranteed.

Certainly. When I've finished my exam I will email one to you.
Although I don't see how a photo of a girl will convince you.

[Levi Jones]

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Gluttony? I think not.
You wanted to know more about me-
I'm a runner, so definitely no gluttony. In fact I eat very healthily and am a size 8 (English size, so a size 4 in America I think)
I'm also a true and true heterosexual, and being comfortable with my sexuality I don't mind if other people aren't straight
I doubt many people can get their ankles behind their ears; it's a flexibility problem.
I have a lot of Christian friends, but they are the follow-the-Ten-Commandments variety. I will say that two of them are the best, most gracious people I've met in my life, and they would never back some of the things I have read on this forum

Way to condemn them to hell for all eternity. Some sort of friend you are.

BTW: How can we be sure you're a woman. I would need some photographic evidence proving otherwise.

Feel free to send me your picture. My email is in the signature. Confidentiality 100% guaranteed.

[Sparky]

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Thank you, Brother James, I can only hope to make some small contribution in my continuing efforts for salvation.

Besides, she's a bulldyke and we really don't need to know about her lack of agility in getting her feet behind her ears. It's probably caused by the sin of gluttony

Gluttony? I think not.
You wanted to know more about me-
I'm a runner, so definitely no gluttony. In fact I eat very healthily and am a size 8 (English size, so a size 4 in America I think)
I'm also a true and true heterosexual, and being comfortable with my sexuality I don't mind if other people aren't straight
I doubt many people can get their ankles behind their ears; it's a flexibility problem.
I have a lot of Christian friends, but they are the follow-the-Ten-Commandments variety. I will say that two of them are the best, most gracious people I've met in my life, and they would never back some of the things I have read on this forum

[HTannor]

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That explains a lot.

Thanks HT, I greatly appreciate your Eagle eye!

Thank you, Brother James, I can only hope to make some small contribution in my continuing efforts for salvation.

Besides, she's a bulldyke and we really don't need to know about her lack of agility in getting her feet behind her ears. It's probably caused by the sin of gluttony

[HTannor]

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Leviticus 15:19-23 (King James Version)

19 And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.

20 And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.

21 And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.

22 And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.

23 And if it be on her bed, or on any thing whereon she sitteth, when he toucheth it, he shall be unclean until the even.

The Word of God(tm) is so hard to read at times. But we must -even when it causes a little taste of puke in the back of the mouth. For the word is Holy and guides us through our lives and we shall overcome this discomfort for the greater good.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi everyone

This bulldyke got outed in posts 30 and 33 of the "I lived with lesbian" thread.

Ignore her (it).

That explains a lot.

Thanks HT, I greatly appreciate your Eagle eye!

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hi everyone

Ha ha ha

There's nothing funny about the Word of God, boy!

Ecclesiastes 2:2 I said of laughter, It is mad: and of mirth, What doeth it?

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Hi everyone

Ha ha ha

This is a typical female response. God made you inferior for a reason. Are you pre-menstrual at the moment ? Please have the decency to warn us.

Leviticus 15:19-23 (King James Version)

19 And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.

20 And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.

21 And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.

22 And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.

23 And if it be on her bed, or on any thing whereon she sitteth, when he toucheth it, he shall be unclean until the even.

[HTannor]

Re: Hi everyone

* her, thank you very much

This bulldyke got outed in posts 30 and 33 of the "I lived with lesbian" thread.

Ignore her (it).

[Sparky]

Re: Hi everyone

This makes the situation even worse. Women exist for two reasons only. Making Soldiers for Christ™, and baking pies.

Ha ha ha

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Hi everyone

* her, thank you very much

This makes the situation even worse. Women exist for two reasons only. Making Soldiers for Christ™, and baking pies.

[Sparky]

Re: Hi everyone

Pastor Zeke, this person has already barged into two very serious discussions - uninvited, I might add.

Unsaved Trash need to know their limits.

Please keep a sharp on him.

* her, thank you very much

[HTannor]

Re: Hi everyone

Pastor Zeke, this person has already barged into two very serious discussions - uninvited, I might add.

Unsaved Trash need to know their limits.

Please keep a sharp on him.