[PThorne]

Re: Hi everyone

I don't know why none of you have grasped the concept yet that I'm not going to run off and ask a man before I do anything? I'm quite capable of thinking, doing and saying things without someone of the opposite gender telling me to do so.
So yes, I suppose our beliefs are different

No you are not capable of those things. You are only capable of caring after the house, producing children and making your husband happy. You make my blood boil.

That's going to be here sooner than you expect. Don't waste your 18-34 years like I did- go out and find yourself someone to love and get on with it already. What are you waiting for?!?

She is probably waiting for one of those nancy men that care about what she says and approves of her working.

[Nobar King]

Re: Hi everyone

Don't worry, I've got another 15 years or so before I'm too old to have kids, so I doubt I'll be an old maid

That's going to be here sooner than you expect. Don't waste your 18-34 years like I did- go out and find yourself someone to love and get on with it already. What are you waiting for?!?

[Sparky]

Re: Hi everyone

I think what you believe and what the rest of us believe in are two different things. Maybe you should go read the KJV1611 and consult with a man before coming on here.

I don't know why none of you have grasped the concept yet that I'm not going to run off and ask a man before I do anything? I'm quite capable of thinking, doing and saying things without someone of the opposite gender telling me to do so.
So yes, I suppose our beliefs are different

[PThorne]

Re: Hi everyone

No-one on this forum is related to me, so I think it was the capitalisation probably.
Don't worry, I've got another 15 years or so before I'm too old to have kids, so I doubt I'll be an old maid
Also, I'm not intentionally mocking Jesus, I'm just standing up for what I believe in, as all of you are

I think what you believe and what the rest of us believe in are two different things. Maybe you should go read the KJV1611 and consult with a man before coming on here.

[PThorne]

Re: Hi everyone

@PThorne I misunderstood what you meant, sorry about that.

Quick draw on the infraction button today Felicity?

[Sparky]

Re: Hi everyone

It seems that the bold section of my post has offended a Higher up at LBC. Not going to name names but just trying to clear this up as im not able to PM this person. Are you physically related to this person or did my mistake of capitalizing the F in father offend you?

No-one on this forum is related to me, so I think it was the capitalisation probably.
Don't worry, I've got another 15 years or so before I'm too old to have kids, so I doubt I'll be an old maid
Also, I'm not intentionally mocking Jesus, I'm just standing up for what I believe in, as all of you are

[Felicity]

Re: Hi everyone

@PThorne I misunderstood what you meant, sorry about that.

[PThorne]

Re: Hi everyone

Sparky,

It seems as if your Father didn't show you your place when you were younger. Ill pray for you in hopes that youll turn your life around before your fertility clock expires.

Brother In Christ,
Peter

It seems that the bold section of my post has offended a Higher up at LBC. Not going to name names but just trying to clear this up as im not able to PM this person. Are you physically related to this person or did my mistake of capitalizing the F in father offend you?

[chndlrjhnsn]

Re: Hi everyone

Amen, brother. Uppity women tend to become old maids if'n they don't change their uppity ways. Praise baby Jesus!

[PThorne]

Re: Hi everyone

Sparky,

It seems as if your Father didn't show you your place when you were younger. Ill pray for you in hopes that youll turn your life around before your fertility clock expires.

Brother In Christ,
Peter

[Brother Alex]

Re: Hi everyone

I don't think Jesus is so weak that my laughter would hurt him. In fact, I seriously doubt that he would care in the slightest.
Thank you, but just "Sparky" is fine, no need for the "Ms"

Sparky, it is not us you're mocking by your hateful words, you're mocking the LORD. This is a Christian forum. If you wish to spread your hatred against Jesus on the internet then do it elsewhere.

And just so you know, we are actually blessed by your insults. The more you persecute us for our righteousness' sake, the closer we are to the kingdom of heaven.

Matthew 5:10: Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

Enjoy Hell, Godmocker.

[chndlrjhnsn]

Re: Hi everyone

I don't think Jesus is so weak that my laughter would hurt him. In fact, I seriously doubt that he would care in the slightest.
Thank you, but just "Sparky" is fine, no need for the "Ms"

Actually, Jesus was crucified for your sins. Can't you see Jesus is suffering?

[Sparky]

Re: Hi everyone

Please, Ms. Sparky, don't mock the True Christians on this godly forum! It hurts Jesus.

I don't think Jesus is so weak that my laughter would hurt him. In fact, I seriously doubt that he would care in the slightest.
Thank you, but just "Sparky" is fine, no need for the "Ms"

[chndlrjhnsn]

Re: Hi everyone

Ha ha ha

Please, Ms. Sparky, don't mock the True Christians on this godly forum! It hurts Jesus.

[Sparky]

Re: Hi everyone

I'd like to pin YOU through the throat and put you in a display case, you ingrate! I would present you as a warning to All Who Snivel, Who Whine about the awards bestowed upon them by this most GODLY of forums. Every award is prayed over, is discussed in depth and greatly considered before being gifted to forum users -- a little gratitude wouldn't go amiss, sonny!

Nice, aggression. Always an attractive trait in a woman. Also, if I had said that I'd like to pin you through the throat, I bet I'd have received half a dozen warnings about being violent or something. Luckily I don't want to do that, so it's fine
All I'm saying is I'm not gay, stupid or crazy so those awards aren't very accurate.
Kudos to whoever gave me the "uppity woman" one though