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  • Howdy y'all

    Howdy do. My name is Billy Bob Jenkins and I'm a lumber Jack mindin' the border of North Florida South Georgia area. I shore do love the Lord and so does my wife Ethel (although sometimes I have to correct her, 'cause she don't know the Bible like I do. Y'all know how it is with women-folk sometimes. No offense, ladies).

    I wanted to put these verses in my signature, but it was too long. Maybe after I've been here a while y'all will let me use it:

    "It is God who arms me with strength, and makes my way perfect. He makes my feet like the feet of deer, and sets me on high places. He teaches my hands to make war, so that my arms can bend a bow of bronze ... I have pursued my enemies and overtaken them; neither did I turn back again till they were destroyed. I have wounded them, so that they were not able to rise; they have fallen under my feet. For You have armed me with strength for the battle; You have subdued under me those who rose up against me." (Psalm 18:32,37)

    I'm kinda new to this whole internet thing. I live in the woods, where I work. I built my home with my own bare hands, me and my wife Ethel that is. She works hard, for a woman. But I have to keep an eye on her. You never know what th' little varmint might get into. I shore do love my wife. Just recently the city run some wires out this way, and built one o' them strip malls. The roads have been paved for years now. I'm livin' in civilization (something I'll bet you folks know all about, out there in Freehold, Iowa, you city folk).

    I shore do hope to make some good Christian friends here. What attracted me to this place was that I hear you are the only church that really follows the word of God. That's what I been told anyway. I'm here to see if that's true, and it shore looks like it is. I have much respect for you already. Thanks in advance for the warm, Christian welcome.

    P.S. I am a veteran, and so is my eldest son. I look forward to speaking with others who have served.
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    Re: Howdy y'all

    Unsaved trash? I ain't no unsaved trash.
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • #3
      Re: Howdy y'all

      Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
      Unsaved trash? I ain't no unsaved trash.
      Yes you are

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      • #4
        Re: Howdy y'all

        Originally posted by Dirk View Post
        Yes you are
        Well I ain't gonna argue with you, Dirk. How come yers says "True Christian" an' mine says "unsaved trash". We're all sinners, ain't we?
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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        • #5
          Re: Howdy y'all

          Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
          Well I ain't gonna argue with you, Dirk. How come yers says "True Christian" an' mine says "unsaved trash". We're all sinners, ain't we?
          No. You are a sinner, we are not.

          1st John 1:7 "But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin."

          Revelation 1:5
          "And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood"


          1st John 3:9
          "Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God."
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            Re: Howdy y'all

            Well, I ain't really a sinner. I just mean I fall short of the glory o' God, that's all. I walk in His light too, now. I been a Baptist my whole life. My pappy was a Baptist, my momma was a Baptist, my aunts and uncles all Baptists, 'cept I got one cousin who's damned, but can't nobody do nothin' 'bout him. Kids these days.
            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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            • #7
              Re: Howdy y'all

              Everyone is marked as unsaved trash until the DOF completes it's file on you. We all started as unsaved trash.

              Unfortunately we get so many trolls here, it's how it has to be done. It's also the reason that the brothers can come across as rather hostile.
              Drama queen

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                Re: Howdy y'all

                Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                Everyone is marked as unsaved trash until the DOF completes it's file on you. We all started as unsaved trash.

                Unfortunately we get so many trolls here, it's how it has to be done. It's also the reason that the brothers can come across as rather hostile.
                I understand. After a quick look around this forum I see that y'all are doin' everything that can be done to keep gays, goths, and other Satanists out of here. I mean, there's young uns on this forum who might be influenced by their New Age lies and sexually suggestive rhetoric. I don't want my kids goin' to Hell because they talked to some low life hippies on the internet.
                Do what you gotta do.
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                • #9
                  Re: Howdy y'all

                  Well, BelieverInGod, I won't be gettin' the Cleanest Kitchen Award, seein' as my kitchen floor is just linoleum layin' on top of dirt. I live in a log cabin, y'know, built it myself. My wife Ethel helped. A little bit. I like tellin' that story.
                  The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Howdy y'all

                    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                    Well, BelieverInGod, I won't be gettin' the Cleanest Kitchen Award.
                    Your boys don't get sick, do they?
                    Things are going to get worse before they get better.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Howdy y'all

                      Originally posted by Palmer C. Eldrich View Post
                      Your boys don't get sick, do they?
                      My boys? Never. They ain't no wimpy girly boys.
                      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Howdy y'all

                        Well, Palmer, I see you're "unsaved trash" too (no offense, just jokin'). How long have you been a Baptist, if ya don't mind my askin'?
                        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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