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  • The Red Caped Diver
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jun 2010
    • 10

    #1

    Landover Baptist Church EXISTS!


    go to Google maps and Look up Freehold, Iowa...you will find it here.
    The man who doesn't fear death obviously hasn't experienced it yet.

    CHRISTIAN: Someone who believes Jesus was the Messiah. Just because you believe in Christ doesn't make you Christian. Muslims believe Jesus was the prophet of God, but not the Messiah.
  • Phebe Carlyle
    GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
    Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 2604

    #2
    Re: Landover Baptist Church EXISTS!

    What you say means nothing as you are an unsaved, foul sinner.

    If you choose to follow the guidance of the secular google maps, then so be it, but remember that God is watching over you.

    You believe in heaven and hell don't you?

    Google map those and if they are not there, it is obviously just a secular libral ploy to sway you into hellfire.

    IC,

    WS..




    There's Jesus here,
    Just see what He offers me....
    Down here my sins forgiven,
    Up there a home in heaven
    Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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    • BelieverInGod
      Fourm Member
      Forum Member
      • Feb 2010
      • 9269

      #3
      Re: Landover Baptist Church EXISTS!

      We may be moving there in the next couple of months, so I'm not exactly sure how it doesn't exist.
      Drama queen

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      • Jedediah
        True Christian™ Creation Scientist
        Fisher of Men
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2010
        • 6824

        #4
        Re: Landover Baptist Church EXISTS!

        Of course it exists. My family is moving to Freehold in a couple of weeks.
        II Thessalonians 1:7-9
        And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
        In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
        Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



        The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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        • Palmer C. Eldrich
          Unsaved trash
          Current Status: Driving the Short Bus
           
          • Mar 2008
          • 349

          #5
          Re: Landover Baptist Church EXISTS!

          What, if anything, doesn't exist?
          Things are going to get worse before they get better.

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          • Johny Joe Hold
            Mayor of Freehold
             
            • Feb 2010
            • 12818

            #6
            Re: Landover Baptist Church EXISTS!

            I'm the Mayor of Freehold--if it doesn't exist I'm living the dream of my life in the finest City in the United States.

            There is a way to know the real Freehold. Come and visit us.

            JJH, Mayor
            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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            • Billy Bob Jenkins
              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
              Hates anal sex. And trees.
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 8337

              #7
              Re: Landover Baptist Church EXISTS!

              Don't be a mormon, "Red Caped Diver". By the way, that has got to be the faggiest name I have ever heard.
              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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              • Dirk
                True Christian™
                • Apr 2010
                • 1425

                #8
                Re: Landover Baptist Church EXISTS!

                I"m moving to Freehold soon, ofcourse it exists.

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453

                  #9
                  Re: Landover Baptist Church EXISTS!

                  I guess this is my imagination...
                  Attached Files
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • James Dewitt
                    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 6267

                    #10
                    Re: Landover Baptist Church EXISTS!

                    I can only speculate at this time but if Freehold does not exist, what did I spend $1.25 million dollars on? I purchased a 25 room home on 7 acres. I know the check cleared and the cash is gone from my account. I am sitting in my study right now.

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                    • handmaiden
                      Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 11493

                      #11
                      Re: Landover Baptist Church EXISTS!

                      Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                      I can only speculate at this time but if Freehold does not exist, what did I spend $1.25 million dollars on? I purchased a 25 room home on 7 acres. I know the check cleared and the cash is gone from my account. I am sitting in my study right now.
                      Landover Baptist Church exists; Freehold, Iowa exists; Brothers Dewitt's 25 room house exists; his 19 year old virgin betrothed exists; God exists; those weapons of mass destruction exist somewhere.

                      Just because one person has trouble finding something, doesn't mean that it doesn't exist.

                      However, the female "eruption button" does NOT exist. Because clearly, when THAT many people have trouble finding something -- it can't possibly be real.

                      Matter of Factly Yours,

                      Handmaiden
                      His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                      Guns For God and the Economy

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                      • Paul Jeffery
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Dec 2009
                        • 272

                        #12
                        Re: Landover Baptist Church EXISTS!

                        Having visited Freehold, Iowa numerous times to attend services at Landover Baptist Church, I know the way from Rockford, Illinois by heart. I no longer even need a map or written directions. It takes just a little less than five hours driving at posted limits. So unless my trips have been complete hallucinations, I have quite enjoyed myself every time I've visited Freehold. I must say, though, that I80 from Port Byron to the exit to Freehold is one of the most boring stretches of roadway on planet Earth.
                        sigpicMIKE HUCKABEE/RAND PAUL - 2012 (or sooner if possible)

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                        • Capt. Aaron Portway
                          One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                          Salvation from Above
                          God's Favorite Pilot™
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2008
                          • 6309

                          #13
                          Re: Landover Baptist Church EXISTS!

                          Did someone alter the thread title, because I'm a little confused by this thread. People seem all up in arms about some UT saying we are who we say we are.

                          Am I missing something?
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                          Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                          God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                          Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                          • Levi Jones
                            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                             
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 13930

                            #14
                            Re: Landover Baptist Church EXISTS!

                            Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                            Did someone alter the thread title, because I'm a little confused by this thread. People seem all up in arms about some UT saying we are who we say we are.

                            Am I missing something?
                            I believe we are all praising the former unsaved trash who has seen the Light!
                            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                            • Capt. Aaron Portway
                              One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                              Salvation from Above
                              God's Favorite Pilot™
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 6309

                              #15
                              Re: Landover Baptist Church EXISTS!

                              Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                              I believe we are all praising the former unsaved trash who has seen the Light!
                              Oh, I get it. Thanks for clearing that up Brother L!
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                              Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                              God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                              Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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