[TheCompleteTruth]

Re: I try to understand?

It weren't no lapdog. Sinner.

Lapdog or not, it's still a pretty retarded thing to do.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: I try to understand?

Don't worry James, I think these two are homers anyway.

[TheCompleteTruth]

Re: I try to understand?

... no, if he had succeeded, I'd know and I or God, would of dealt a swift and sure blow.

No, he actually succeeded. The words that he typed were of a mocking nature, therefore he succeeded in his mocking of you. For it to have failed, the words would not have been mocking towards to, and they clearly were.

[Honest man]

Re: I try to understand?

This is just to make sure there are no Unlikable out there.

Perverted Imagery Deleted What does this remind you of?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: I try to understand?

Lapdog or not, it's still a pretty retarded thing to do.

Yew need to stop insultin' my kin.

[Levi Jones]

Re: I try to understand?

This is just to make sure there are no Unlikable out there.

Perverted Imagery Deleted What does this remind you of?

Gosh, I remember when this guy pretended to be a paragon of virtue and Christian tolerance. I guess he dropped that facade since.

[TheCompleteTruth]

Re: I try to understand?

Faith is for the people who can't accept the truth. Science is the only way forward. Evolution & Big Bang Theory FTW

[handmaiden]

Re: I try to understand?

Now, now-- I am noticing a tendency towards repetition and shouting in the posts submitted my "the Complete Truth" and "Honest Man." (Both of whose user names are oxymoron's.)

It's time someone reminded you children that there are True Christian Ladies on this site. Yelling and shouting and name calling will be dealt with in no uncertain terms. I may have to have a words with your mothers who will surely drag you each by an ear and make you sit in a corner before it is time to go to bed without supper.

Now you boys play nice or go do something productive like pick up your toys from the floor.

Scoldingly Yours,

Handmaiden

[BelieverInGod]

Re: I try to understand?

First of all, I have never seen such terrible grammar and spelling ever. The same retard parents that gave you their genetic material must have home schooled you as well.
Second, the only person my momma ever had sex with was my daddy, and he's as big as Paul Bunyon. So I wouldn't go around messing with the Jenkins's. We might learn ya something about discipline. Every man in my family is a veteran, tried and true. If you think you can just go spoutin' off nonsense about my momma, you got another thing comin', sonny boy. Best watch yore mouth and mind yer manners.
I'll pray fer yew.

Hey, don't badmouth home schooling. I home school my children, and my oldest was in the 90th percentile for all grade 3 children on the provincial exams. If I sent him to public school they'd stuff him full of Ritalin because he's active and can't sit still for long.

No, I am quite sure it is you who is inbred. You appear to reside in the woods, I assume you live there with your family? That is, your mother who is your aunt, your father who is your uncle, and you brothers and sisters who are also your cousins.

Ooohh, there's that atheist love and tolerance again. My parents weren't even born in the same Country, so I'm not quite sure how I'm inbred.

I'm really not sure why the moderators put up with you people.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: I try to understand?

Faith is for the people who can't accept the truth. Science is the only way forward. Evolution & Big Bang Theory FTW

Science is only true when it agrees with my faith:

1 Corinthians 2:5 KJV1611 "That your faith should not stand in the wisdom of men, but in the power of God."

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: I try to understand?

Hey, don't badmouth home schooling. I home school my children, and my oldest was in the 90th percentile for all grade 3 children on the provincial exams.

I didn't badmouth homeschooling in general, only when the parents are retarded. I was homeschooled myself, and so were my parents, and so are my kids. But even an education by retarded parents is better than a secular one.

[Honest man]

Re: I try to understand?

Levi.
"Gotta pretty mouth there boy!"

I decided if all your congregation can be heathen sinners, then a little of my acidic humour was not going to hurt.
Lets face it, you are the only group of people I know that have an achievement badge for queer punching. Like some bunch of red neck psychotic boy scouts. I only hope that you are all apprehended before long. I will make every effort to find anything that I can report you to the authorities over, believe me.
You won't know who I am or where I am coming from, not even Detective Sam Spade or is it Diamond.
so mend your ways. You can believe what you want, but If I find that you are forcing your will on anyone that doesn't want it, i.e. Queer punching, there will be repercussions.
Don't underestimate me.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: I try to understand?

...whilst you take the King James bible as it comes, thus ensuring your unaccountability...

We are accountable to The Lord, brother. When we stand before Him we hope to show that we have lived according to the letter of His Infallible Word as handed to us in the KJV1620. Can you say the same?

[Levi Jones]

Re: I try to understand?

Levi.
"Gotta pretty mouth there boy!"

That's disgusting and I thought you were some pious, loving tolerant Christian.

I decided if all your congregation can be heathen sinners, then a little of my acidic humour was not going to hurt.

That's your idea of humor? I didn't laugh a bit.

I will make every effort to find anything that I can report you to the authorities over, believe me.

Good luck with all that.

If I find that you are forcing your will on anyone that doesn't want it, i.e. Queer punching, there will be repercussions.
Don't underestimate me.

No one is forcing anything on you. IIRC, you showed up here and threw a big old hissy fit. I suspect you are drunk. It's probably time for you to go to bed now.

[BlessedB]

Re: I try to understand?

speaking of yappity yap, this is what the Bible says of dogs:
For to him that is joined to all the living there is hope: for a living dog is better than a dead lion. Ecclesiastes (ch. IX, v. 4)
So maybe Honest Man isn't so bad.

On the other hand, maybe it isn't so good to yap:

Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you. Matthew (ch. VII, v. 6)

I, too, have received the yappity yap complaint. From the KJV Bible, I can't tell if that's good or bad!!