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[handmaiden]

Re: Newcomer

I'm still in Denmark because my longboat recently got broken and I haven't been able to fix it yet.

A good longboat repair man can be hard to find.

Fortunately, once you accept Jesus, you'll have access to the mind of the greatest carpenter who ever walked the earth!

Welcomingly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Newcomer

Hello.

I'm a Danish guy who have become interested in your belief. I myself am not very religious, but I hope to understand your religion and maybe become a part of it. My favorite part of the bible is the Book of Revelation.

I would like to apologize for my fellow country men. I guess they are just too ashamed to admit it. God does indeed hate Denmark and Cranky Old Man is indeed correct in his post.

Millthin.

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[BelieverInGod]

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Welcome,

It's too bad that your heathen countrymen don't realize that you are the reason their country hasn't been wiped off of the face of the earth.

Genesis 18
22And the men turned their faces from thence, and went toward Sodom: but Abraham stood yet before the LORD. 23And Abraham drew near, and said, Wilt thou also destroy the righteous with the wicked?
24Peradventure there be fifty righteous within the city: wilt thou also destroy and not spare the place for the fifty righteous that are therein?
25That be far from thee to do after this manner, to slay the righteous with the wicked: and that the righteous should be as the wicked, that be far from thee: Shall not the Judge of all the earth do right?
26And the LORD said, If I find in Sodom fifty righteous within the city, then I will spare all the place for their sakes.
27And Abraham answered and said, Behold now, I have taken upon me to speak unto the LORD, which am but dust and ashes:
28Peradventure there shall lack five of the fifty righteous: wilt thou destroy all the city for lack of five? And he said, If I find there forty and five, I will not destroy it.
29And he spake unto him yet again, and said, Peradventure there shall be forty found there. And he said, I will not do it for forty's sake.
30And he said unto him, Oh let not the LORD be angry, and I will speak: Peradventure there shall thirty be found there. And he said, I will not do it, if I find thirty there.
31And he said, Behold now, I have taken upon me to speak unto the LORD: Peradventure there shall be twenty found there. And he said, I will not destroy it for twenty's sake.
32And he said, Oh let not the LORD be angry, and I will speak yet but this once: Peradventure ten shall be found there. And he said, I will not destroy it for ten's sake.

[LydiaJohnson]

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Welcome Millthin! I had the misfortune of being born in Europe too. It just means you have to pray extra hard and beg for forgiveness every waking moment of your life.

[Levi Jones]

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Well I currently am the father of 6 sons and a bunch of daughters. Jesus haven't said anything to me yet as I have recently given up my pagan traditions. I'm still in Denmark because my longboat recently got broken and I haven't been able to fix it yet.

That's a shame about your longboat. I'm sure your six strapping young men could help you fix it if they aren't too busy raping Christian women and drinking mead.

Will you use your daughters for the oars on your journey to America?

[Millthin]

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Welcome Milit! How many sons do you have so far? What has Jesus said to you? When did you accept Him as your personal savior? Why are you still in denmark?

Well I currently am the father of 6 sons and a bunch of daughters. Jesus haven't said anything to me yet as I have recently given up my pagan traditions. I'm still in Denmark because my longboat recently got broken and I haven't been able to fix it yet.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Welcome to the forum. Tell us about yourself. Where along the line did you lose Jesus.

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome Milit! How many sons do you have so far? What has Jesus said to you? When did you accept Him as your personal savior? Why are you still in denmark?

[Millthin]

Hello.

I'm a Danish guy who have become interested in your belief. I myself am not very religious, but I hope to understand your religion and maybe become a part of it. My favorite part of the bible is the Book of Revelation.

I would like to apologize for my fellow country men. I guess they are just too ashamed to admit it. God does indeed hate Denmark and Cranky Old Man is indeed correct in his post.

Millthin.