Hello Christians, I'm new.

[Purity14]

Hello my fellow Christians,

I have been put in a quandry over my new car and posting on other car forums seems to get me nowhere in answer to my question.

I got a great deal on a car, infact - one of my christian friends gave me his sisters car for free, bless his soul.

The problem is, its that the car is Yellow, and I mean BRIGHT yellow.

Now obviously, this attracts the Gays and Blacks.
Not to sound ungodly but how the hell can i resolve this problem?

I have been saving money for a sprayjob but it seems the amount of money saved is spent throwing fried chicken and copies of "Lady Gaga's" latest single out of the window as they have started following my car home, and its hard to lose them without the distraction, I seem to be getting nowhere

Is there anyone in my area that could help, or at least donate a can of spraypaint or two, we could have a manly bbq and spend our time talking about cars and guns, and quoting bible verses to each other?

Help a fellow Christian out

Regards,
John Smithe.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello Christians, I'm new.

Well, buying a chick car is going to cause you problems. You need to clear out the interior of the crystal hanging from the mirror, the unused feminine hygiene products from the glove box, the used ones from the trunk.
You'll need to get a fish bumper sticker and some bumper stickers from gun shops. You will have to respray the car a darker color. If money is tight (as it must be to even consider buying a chick car) go to a camping store and get some camoe paint and paint it yourself. Get drunk first, trust me, it'll come out m ore natural that way.

Best of luck.

Please read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements. Pay attention to the "noobs" thread. Then go post your introduction on the introduction forum.
Thanks!

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: Hello Christians, I'm new.

Alternatively, if you're an artistic person, you could spray paint the car with your favourite verses from the True Bible. That way you'd not only be camouflaging your chick car, you'd be spreading His word at the same time.

[unsaved sinner]

Re: Hello Christians, I'm new.

Oh my!! What wonderful advise. Now he should know that Jesus is calling him to be a True Christian.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello Christians, I'm new.

Please tell us about yourself. That's what "introduction" means.

What school do you go to? How old are you? What church does your father take you to?

[Purity14]

Re: Hello Christians, I'm new.

Hello Pastor Ezekiel, I much admire your posts on this forum and hold them in very high stead.

Im 26 years old living in Britian in a small villiage, unfortunately my father passed away some years ago. Attending church helped a great deal with my loss and Rev Stephen Earley of the local parish showed me the light.

I hope to stay around and contribute to the forum, and strenghen my love for Jesus.

[Felicity]

Re: Hello Christians, I'm new.

@Purity14 Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Hello Christians, I'm new.

Hello there British friend

I am sorry to hear about your father passing away and moreso your car attracting homosexuals. Here is an idea of what you could do to show your love for Jesus.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Hello Christians, I'm new.

Cuppla cans of spray paint should keep the poohpushers away.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: Hello Christians, I'm new.

What wonderful cars! What an inspiration!

I'm off to buy some spray paint!