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  • Warner S. Davidson
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 586

    #31
    Re: I have found a site that may save me

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    I am Gobsmacked .Really / When???? - I am sure that there were tattoos in Biblical times

    What about tasteful body piercings?????????????
    2 Samuel 22:31

    As for God, His way is perfect;
    The word of the LORD is proven;
    He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #32
      Re: I have found a site that may save me

      The only body piercings you should admire are the ones Christ got for my sins at Calvary.

      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Warner S. Davidson
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 586

        #33
        Re: I have found a site that may save me

        Originally posted by wintersnow View Post
        I am living in SATAN"S PARADISE, QLD, doing all I can to lead strumpets such as these:



        to the Lord.

        My success rate is quite high and these are now good godly women; capable of baking great pies and also making potato salad for the Church BBQ's.

        I will say I did offer the girls under my care up to other LBC men, but as they are Australian girls, they would not have a bar of it.

        As you are an Australian man ,also one used to entertaining whores, so your standard is not so high, perhaps these former whores may be to your liking. There are currently 20 or so waiting for help-meet match. If you like I can show more as those two are the less appealing of the bunch.

        YIC,

        WS.
        Thanks W S ..Maybe this program of yous can be investigated further.

        If I am in town would you like to catch up for prayers and perhaps you could introduce me to methods for effective Bible study etc
        2 Samuel 22:31

        As for God, His way is perfect;
        The word of the LORD is proven;
        He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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        • Phebe Carlyle
          GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
          Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 2604

          #34
          Re: I have found a site that may save me

          Originally posted by Swish Davidson View Post
          Thanks W S ..Maybe this program of yous can be investigated further.

          If I am in town would you like to catch up for prayers and perhaps you could introduce me to methods for effective Bible study etc

          That would be great Swish and if anything, the sooner the better!

          Anything to help you stay on the right path to Salvation.

          It is difficult for me to get these girls off my hands to good men to be frank, but they are happy to be quite hands on as well as excited to give oral.
          Oral testimony as to just what The Lord has brought to their lives. Perhaps even a visit to the prayer closet with one of them may be a wonderful experience for you both.

          Just let me know when you are coming up this way and we certainly can arrange a get together!

          YIC,

          WS.




          There's Jesus here,
          Just see what He offers me....
          Down here my sins forgiven,
          Up there a home in heaven
          Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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          • Warner S. Davidson
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 586

            #35
            Re: I have found a site that may save me

            Ahhh Winter Snow, I think that you and I are going get along just fine

            Saints be praised young lady, you are certainly a diamond in the crown of Gods children
            2 Samuel 22:31

            As for God, His way is perfect;
            The word of the LORD is proven;
            He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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            • Sister Charli
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 1590

              #36
              Re: I have found a site that may save me

              Ahhhh Mr Davidson,

              I see that you have earned your first "badge".



              I worry about this smilie . Is it wearing a burqa?
              2 Chronicles 7:14
              14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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              • Warner S. Davidson
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 586

                #37
                Re: I have found a site that may save me

                Originally posted by Charli Harley View Post
                Ahhhh Mr Davidson,

                I see that you have earned your first "badge".



                I worry about this smilie . Is it wearing a burqa?
                Hello Sister Charli

                It seems I have earnt a Homer Badge and this is great news as Homer Simpson is one of my favorite television charactors

                How did they know that??? ...Amazing

                2 Samuel 22:31

                As for God, His way is perfect;
                The word of the LORD is proven;
                He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

                Comment

                • Saint Clem
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 34

                  #38
                  Re: I have found a site that may save me

                  Originally posted by Swish Davidson View Post
                  Ahhh Winter Snow, I think that you and I are going get along just fine

                  Saints be praised young lady, you are certainly a diamond in the crown of Gods children
                  I get all tingly when I see romance happening, God bless you both.

                  KJV: "Love one another"
                  Riding the Highway to Heaven on a Harley

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                  • Psychomillionaire
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 8

                    #39
                    Re: I have found a site that may save me

                    Originally posted by Swish Davidson View Post
                    Hi Charli

                    Nice words, appreciated I apeear to gotten of to a rocky start in here

                    I was sure that Jesus was open to the idea of working girls being precluded as sinners. Whores may go to hell but not working girls as their role in life is a natural consequence of Gods creation.

                    Interesting you mention of mototrcyscles as my ex partner Destiny has the Harley Davidson motif tattooed on her fanny - So I feel a connection with you already
                    Hi there.In my travels I may have met your ex girlfriend.Would she she be about 3'2" and have a twin sister called Daisy?I hope to find salvation here also.

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                    • Warner S. Davidson
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 586

                      #40
                      Re: I have found a site that may save me

                      Thank you......i That wouldn't be Destiny she is 6'1"those however twins sound familiar though

                      Whilst we are on the subject Destinys new career is burgeoning. Her new adult movie deal titled Lickity Split 123 is paying big, big bucks in which I share.

                      It would be nice if Landover Baptist Church would be interested ongoing donations from the royalties?? However this is most unlikely as it may be improper and offensive to the ministry because if the nature of the movie content
                      2 Samuel 22:31

                      As for God, His way is perfect;
                      The word of the LORD is proven;
                      He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

                      Comment

                      • Billy Bob Jenkins
                        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                        Hates anal sex. And trees.
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 8337

                        #41
                        Re: I have found a site that may save me

                        Originally posted by Swish Davidson View Post
                        Whilst we are on the subject Destinys new career is burgeoning. Her new adult movie deal titled Lickity Split 123 is paying big, big bucks in which I share.
                        It is totally inappropriate for you to be sharing about whatever whores you are pimping. Nobody here is interested. Jesus will damn you for that. Instead of pimping out midgets you should be reading the KJV 1611 and begging for salvation.
                        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                        • Warner S. Davidson
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 586

                          #42
                          Re: I have found a site that may save me

                          Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                          It is totally inappropriate for you to be sharing about whatever whores you are pimping. Nobody here is interested. Jesus will damn you for that. Instead of pimping out midgets you should be reading the KJV 1611 and begging for salvation.
                          My apologies. I thought that a $125,000 AUD ($101,750 USD) donation may be helpful to the LBC and its work and as a result may afford me special counselling with you Senior Pastors with a view of finding salvation.

                          So as to not cause any more distress I withdraw the offer. I hope this suffices and again my apologies to you.

                          Sincerley

                          Swish Davidson
                          2 Samuel 22:31

                          As for God, His way is perfect;
                          The word of the LORD is proven;
                          He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

                          Comment

                          • James Dewitt
                            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 6267

                            #43
                            Re: I have found a site that may save me

                            Originally posted by Swish Davidson View Post
                            My apologies. I thought that a $125,000 AUD ($101,750 USD) donation may be helpful to the LBC and its work and as a result may afford me special counselling with you Senior Pastors with a view of finding salvation.

                            So as to not cause any more distress I withdraw the offer. I hope this suffices and again my apologies to you.

                            Sincerley

                            Swish Davidson
                            Son, once you have made a Love offering to Jesus, it must be completed. Now pony up the CASH. You will still be unsaved trash, but you might be worth saving or at least attempting to save.

                            Send the money order to the Tithing Dept LBC, Freehold IA c/o Pastor Ezekiel Flint.

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                            • Warner S. Davidson
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 586

                              #44
                              Re: I have found a site that may save me

                              Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                              Son, once you have made a Love offering to Jesus, it must be completed. Now pony up the CASH. You will still be unsaved trash, but you might be worth saving or at least attempting to save.

                              Send the money order to the Tithing Dept LBC, Freehold IA c/o Pastor Ezekiel Flint.
                              Oh dear what a dillema
                              2 Samuel 22:31

                              As for God, His way is perfect;
                              The word of the LORD is proven;
                              He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

                              Comment

                              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                True Christian™
                                • May 2010
                                • 8337

                                #45
                                Re: I have found a site that may save me

                                Originally posted by Swish Davidson View Post
                                I thought that a $125,000 AUD ($101,750 USD) donation may be helpful to the LBC
                                I doubt any of the pastors here are going to beg you to sell more midgets into sex slavery to get a tightwad like you to tithe. If you had an ounce of Christian spirit in you, you would find a way to tithe without perpetrating perverse abominations. You should be tithing and living your life for Jesus.
                                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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