[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: I have found a site that may save me

Tattoos are a sin.

I am Gobsmacked .Really / When???? - I am sure that there were tattoos in Biblical times

What about tasteful body piercings?????????????

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I have found a site that may save me

The only body piercings you should admire are the ones Christ got for my sins at Calvary.

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: I have found a site that may save me

I am living in SATAN"S PARADISE, QLD, doing all I can to lead strumpets such as these:



to the Lord.

My success rate is quite high and these are now good godly women; capable of baking great pies and also making potato salad for the Church BBQ's.

I will say I did offer the girls under my care up to other LBC men, but as they are Australian girls, they would not have a bar of it.

As you are an Australian man ,also one used to entertaining whores, so your standard is not so high, perhaps these former whores may be to your liking. There are currently 20 or so waiting for help-meet match. If you like I can show more as those two are the less appealing of the bunch.

YIC,

WS.

Thanks W S ..Maybe this program of yous can be investigated further.

If I am in town would you like to catch up for prayers and perhaps you could introduce me to methods for effective Bible study etc

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: I have found a site that may save me

Thanks W S ..Maybe this program of yous can be investigated further.

If I am in town would you like to catch up for prayers and perhaps you could introduce me to methods for effective Bible study etc

That would be great Swish and if anything, the sooner the better!

Anything to help you stay on the right path to Salvation.

It is difficult for me to get these girls off my hands to good men to be frank, but they are happy to be quite hands on as well as excited to give oral.
Oral testimony as to just what The Lord has brought to their lives. Perhaps even a visit to the prayer closet with one of them may be a wonderful experience for you both.

Just let me know when you are coming up this way and we certainly can arrange a get together!

YIC,

WS.

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: I have found a site that may save me

Ahhh Winter Snow, I think that you and I are going get along just fine

Saints be praised young lady, you are certainly a diamond in the crown of Gods children

[Sister Charli]

Re: I have found a site that may save me

Ahhhh Mr Davidson,

I see that you have earned your first "badge".



I worry about this smilie . Is it wearing a burqa?

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: I have found a site that may save me

Ahhhh Mr Davidson,

I see that you have earned your first "badge".



I worry about this smilie . Is it wearing a burqa?

Hello Sister Charli

It seems I have earnt a Homer Badge and this is great news as Homer Simpson is one of my favorite television charactors

How did they know that??? ...Amazing

[Saint Clem]

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Ahhh Winter Snow, I think that you and I are going get along just fine

Saints be praised young lady, you are certainly a diamond in the crown of Gods children

I get all tingly when I see romance happening, God bless you both.

KJV: "Love one another"

[Psychomillionaire]

Re: I have found a site that may save me

Hi Charli

Nice words, appreciated I apeear to gotten of to a rocky start in here

I was sure that Jesus was open to the idea of working girls being precluded as sinners. Whores may go to hell but not working girls as their role in life is a natural consequence of Gods creation.

Interesting you mention of mototrcyscles as my ex partner Destiny has the Harley Davidson motif tattooed on her fanny - So I feel a connection with you already

Hi there.In my travels I may have met your ex girlfriend.Would she she be about 3'2" and have a twin sister called Daisy?I hope to find salvation here also.

[Warner S. Davidson]

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Thank you......i That wouldn't be Destiny she is 6'1"those however twins sound familiar though

Whilst we are on the subject Destinys new career is burgeoning. Her new adult movie deal titled Lickity Split 123 is paying big, big bucks in which I share.

It would be nice if Landover Baptist Church would be interested ongoing donations from the royalties?? However this is most unlikely as it may be improper and offensive to the ministry because if the nature of the movie content

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: I have found a site that may save me

Whilst we are on the subject Destinys new career is burgeoning. Her new adult movie deal titled Lickity Split 123 is paying big, big bucks in which I share.

It is totally inappropriate for you to be sharing about whatever whores you are pimping. Nobody here is interested. Jesus will damn you for that. Instead of pimping out midgets you should be reading the KJV 1611 and begging for salvation.

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: I have found a site that may save me

It is totally inappropriate for you to be sharing about whatever whores you are pimping. Nobody here is interested. Jesus will damn you for that. Instead of pimping out midgets you should be reading the KJV 1611 and begging for salvation.

My apologies. I thought that a $125,000 AUD ($101,750 USD) donation may be helpful to the LBC and its work and as a result may afford me special counselling with you Senior Pastors with a view of finding salvation.

So as to not cause any more distress I withdraw the offer. I hope this suffices and again my apologies to you.

Sincerley

Swish Davidson

[James Dewitt]

Re: I have found a site that may save me

My apologies. I thought that a $125,000 AUD ($101,750 USD) donation may be helpful to the LBC and its work and as a result may afford me special counselling with you Senior Pastors with a view of finding salvation.

So as to not cause any more distress I withdraw the offer. I hope this suffices and again my apologies to you.

Sincerley

Swish Davidson

Son, once you have made a Love offering to Jesus, it must be completed. Now pony up the CASH. You will still be unsaved trash, but you might be worth saving or at least attempting to save.

Send the money order to the Tithing Dept LBC, Freehold IA c/o Pastor Ezekiel Flint.

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: I have found a site that may save me

Son, once you have made a Love offering to Jesus, it must be completed. Now pony up the CASH. You will still be unsaved trash, but you might be worth saving or at least attempting to save.

Send the money order to the Tithing Dept LBC, Freehold IA c/o Pastor Ezekiel Flint.

Oh dear what a dillema

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: I have found a site that may save me

I thought that a $125,000 AUD ($101,750 USD) donation may be helpful to the LBC

I doubt any of the pastors here are going to beg you to sell more midgets into sex slavery to get a tightwad like you to tithe. If you had an ounce of Christian spirit in you, you would find a way to tithe without perpetrating perverse abominations. You should be tithing and living your life for Jesus.