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Howdy, evabuddy! I am so filled with joy, and I have to let it out! I live in Hippyville, Arizona ( Tucson ), and my church, Calvary Chapel, has no one willing to hear the true word of God. And that word is that we are now looking down the barrel of the End Times. Hallelujah!
You will be sure of this as well, when you read your bible properly, and understand that this "oil spill" is really God's way of fulfilling prophecy!
Yeah, that's pretty scary for you heathens, huh? This one'll really get you to drop that tallywhacker and hie thee to a Chapel:
It's as plain as the whiskers on my dog's nose; Our Lord Jesus Christ is coming, and it's you venal, dispicable unsaved trash that will be here to see his glory, at least, if you look real fast while those demons are chasing you around, trying to brand that Mark on your pitiful butt cheeks. Glory!
Don't be a bunch of dummies, like the pastor at my FORMER church; Get right with God, NOW! BELIEVE in his everlasting mercy, and, on bended knee, ask him for forgiveness for your filthy Earthly ways, and forgive them BP fellers, 'cause they were just doing God's works.
You will be sure of this as well, when you read your bible properly, and understand that this "oil spill" is really God's way of fulfilling prophecy!
Revelation 16:3: “The second angel poured his bowl into the sea, and it became like the blood of a corpse, and every living thing in the sea died.”
Revelation 8:8–11. “The second angel blew his trumpet, and something like a great mountain, burning with fire, was thrown into the sea. A third of the sea became blood, a third of the living creatures in the sea died, and a third of the ships were destroyed … A third of the waters became wormwood, and many died from the water, because it was made bitter.”
Don't be a bunch of dummies, like the pastor at my FORMER church; Get right with God, NOW! BELIEVE in his everlasting mercy, and, on bended knee, ask him for forgiveness for your filthy Earthly ways, and forgive them BP fellers, 'cause they were just doing God's works.
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Jesus!
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