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    Greetings All

    I hail from the deep, dark Evangelic Lutheran forests of Central Finland. Needless to say, I seek guidance. Aside from scripture and enslaving people from neighboring countries, my interests include:

    -photography
    -xb360
    -ice hockey (or is that evil? it's canadian after all.)

    Thank you for accepting me as one of your own.
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  • #2
    Re: Greetings All

    Welcome oh Brother of mine!

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    • #3
      Re: Greetings All

      Originally posted by JklOlli View Post
      I hail from the deep, dark Evangelic Lutheran forests of Central Finland. Needless to say, I seek guidance. Aside from scripture and enslaving people from neighboring countries, my interests include:
      What exactly do you need guidance about? You mention "scripture" but somehow I have my doubts about you on that. Considering that you claim to be some sort of slavedriver, which is against the law, you are clearly living against Romans 13.

      Thank you for accepting me as one of your own.
      You are still listed as "unsaved trash", so apparently we haven't.

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        Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
        What exactly do you need guidance about? You mention "scripture" but somehow I have my doubts about you on that. Considering that you claim to be some sort of slavedriver, which is against the law, you are clearly living against Romans 13.
        I was under the impression that Lutheran affiliation is a surefire (no pun intended) way to hell. Also, I vividly remember reading that slaving people is A-OK as long as they are from a country next to the one you live at.



        You are still listed as "unsaved trash", so apparently we haven't.
        My apologies reverend. I shall strive to correct my presumptuous ways.

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        • #5
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          Welcome friend

          I get a feeling of intense excitement whenever I hear word of another accepting faith.

          Luke 22:32
          But I have prayed for thee, that thy faith fail not: and when thou art converted, strengthen thy brethren.
          6
          A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
          "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

          Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
          If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

          GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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          • #6
            Re: Greetings All

            Thank you for your welcome - same goes for Milady, of course. May God be with you.

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            • #7
              Re: Greetings All

              What church do attend? How many trolls have you killed?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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