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  • Jamal.Jones
    Unsaved trash
    • Jun 2010
    • 2

    #1

    Hi

    My homie told me that God frowns upon Fried Chicken and Watermelon. Please tell me this is false my brothers.
    God made me an Albino so that I could praise him.
  • God_is_greater_than
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jun 2010
    • 18

    #2
    Re: Hi

    How dare you come and besmirch this great place. These are all great, christian, God loving people. You need to find a mirror. Look in that mirror. What do you see? How can you love that face? All I see is a young insecure homosexual boy who cannot tell his left from his right, Son just get off of the computer and walk away slowly, Men of god are here, you are beneath us. Go read your bible and get off to bed. Ill even nominate a few you should read.

    Here are what I make my children read daily.

    Gen 38:8
    Jer 20:4
    Deu 22:28-29
    Deu 22:30

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    • Jamal.Jones
      Unsaved trash
      • Jun 2010
      • 2

      #3
      Re: Hi

      When I look in the mirror all I see is Gods image. I was chosen to look white because I was destined for Gods love. Please accept me brother.
      God made me an Albino so that I could praise him.

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      • Dirk
        True Christian™
        • Apr 2010
        • 1425

        #4
        Re: Hi

        Originally posted by God_is_greater_than View Post
        How dare you come and besmirch this great place. These are all great, christian, God loving people. You need to find a mirror. Look in that mirror. What do you see? How can you love that face? All I see is a young insecure homosexual boy who cannot tell his left from his right, Son just get off of the computer and walk away slowly, Men of god are here, you are beneath us. Go read your bible and get off to bed. Ill even nominate a few you should read.

        Here are what I make my children read daily.

        Gen 38:8
        Jer 20:4
        Deu 22:28-29
        Deu 22:30
        I would like to add we only read the KJV1611

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        • Billy Bob Jenkins
          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
          Hates anal sex. And trees.
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 8337

          #5
          Re: Hi

          Originally posted by Jamal.Jones View Post
          My homie told me that God frowns upon Fried Chicken and Watermelon. Please tell me this is false my brothers.
          There is nothing about fried chicken and watermelon specifically in the King James Bible of 1611, which is the word of God. But be mindful of these verses, and don't eat like a filthy savage:

          Isaiah 1:16 (King James Version 1611)

          16Wash you, make you clean; put away the evil of your doings from before mine eyes; cease to do evil;

          Ecclesiastes 3:13 (King James Version 1611)

          13And also that every man should eat and drink, and enjoy the good of all his labour, it is the gift of God.

          1 Corinthians 10:31 (King James Version 1611)

          31Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory of God.

          Proverbs 23:21 (King James Version 1611)

          21For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags.

          Philippians 3:18-19 (King James Version 1611)

          18(For many walk, of whom I have told you often, and now tell you even weeping, that they are the enemies of the cross of Christ: 19Whose end is destruction, whose God is their belly, and whose glory is in their shame, who mind earthly things.)

          Proverbs 23:20-21 (King James Version 1611)

          20Be not among winebibbers; among riotous eaters of flesh: 21For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags.

          Proverbs 23:2 (King James Version 1611)

          2And put a knife to thy throat, if thou be a man given to appetite.

          Psalm 78:18 (King James Version 1611)

          18And they tempted God in their heart by asking meat for their lust.
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: Hi

            Originally posted by Jamal.Jones View Post
            My homie told me that God frowns upon Fried Chicken and Watermelon. Please tell me this is false my brothers.
            Your who told you what?

            Please make a proper introduction, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

            And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Brother Snapper Grogan
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 608

              #7
              Re: Hi

              Originally posted by Jamal.Jones View Post
              My homie told me that God frowns upon Fried Chicken and Watermelon. Please tell me this is false my brothers.
              I've searched through my KJV1611 Bible and I can't find any reference to either fried chicken or watermelon. Clearly you've been on the receiving end of one of Satan's lies.

              If you studied your Bible you'd know that.
              What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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              • BelieverInGod
                Fourm Member
                Forum Member
                • Feb 2010
                • 9269

                #8
                Re: Hi

                Leviticus makes it very clear that we can eat chicken as long as you bleed it first. Watermelon? I don't think there's any Biblical laws against a specific fruit.
                Drama queen

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