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[Famous Dane]

Hello everybody

I am a famous dane. I was once lost and gay, but in God and the sweet baby Jesus I found the light, and saw that I had chosen the wrong path.

I surrendered all my love to sweet baby Jesus, and prayed for forgiveness. I truly believe I have been forgiven. because I am now in a straight marriage, and I have been blessed with 12 children - 8 boys and 4 girls.

The boys are named:
Peter, Søren, Adam, Christian, Leopold, Lucas, Daniel and Theodore. They are all good boys with good names if you ask me. They behave and love Jesus. And so do the girls.

[Felicity]

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@Famous Dane Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

[Blakeyoung]

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Welcome famous Dane!

You should do as Felicity suggests, then come back and tell us more about you!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Tell us Famous Dane, have you read the King James Bible of 1611 from cover to cover and implemented all of it in your life? If not you might bother to do that and keep yourself out of eternal Hell. If so, what is your favorite Bible verse? What church do you attend? Tell is about your pastor, if you have one, and of course, what kind of pies do you bake for your husband?

[WinnerNotSinner]

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Welcome friend

How long ago did you start loving Jesus?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum.

I'm afraid to ask, but....What are you famous for?

Walrus skinning? Reindeer raping?

[Famous Dane]

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Tell us Famous Dane, have you read the King James Bible of 1611 from cover to cover and implemented all of it in your life?

I most certainly have. I love that book. To pick a single verse is difficult because their is a good verse for every situation in life.

But I like this passage very much. Matthew chapter 4.

"3 And when the tempter came to him, he said, If thou be the Son of God, command that these stones be made bread.

4 But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

5 Then the devil taketh him up into the holy city, and setteth him on a pinnacle of the temple,

6 And saith unto him, If thou be the Son of God, cast thyself down: for it is written, He shall give his angels charge concerning thee: and in their hands they shall bear thee up, lest at any time thou dash thy foot against a stone.

7 Jesus said unto him, It is written again, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.

8 Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them;

9 And saith unto him, All these things will I give thee, if thou wilt fall down and worship me.

10 Then saith Jesus unto him, Get thee hence, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve.

11 Then the devil leaveth him, and, behold, angels came and ministered unto him."

What church do you attend? Tell is about your pastor, if you have one, and of course, what kind of pies do you bake for your husband?

I attend a private church a friend of mine has established. The churches here in Denmark are under administration of the communazis in the government. In our private church we make sure that the right word is spoken.
I do not have a husband any longer. I am now married to a wonderful woman that often pleases me with strawberry pies. The time where I was a flaming homersexual is over thanks to sweet baby Jesus. I started loving Jesus 7 years ago. I friend introduced me to sweet baby Jesus, and from that moment all my filth and gay was soon cleansed from my very soul.


I am famous in the eyes of sweet baby Jesus. He knows me better than I do myself. The only thing I do with the beasts of the forest is shoot and kill them. Especially the ones who have the horns of Satan, such as reindeers for example.


What do you guys think of this song?:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFlgDeA6Wog

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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What do you guys think of this song?:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFlgDeA6Wog

We hate it. God does not approve of hippie rock music.

I'm interested in hearing about this "private church" you attend. What denomination is it? Which Bible version do you use?

[Famous Dane]

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We hate it. God does not approve of hippie rock music.

I'm interested in hearing about this "private church" you attend. What denomination is it? Which Bible version do you use?

I think Eric Clapton is a Demon or one of Satans minions. He sings about having found the way to live because of God Almighty. But I think he is really trying to lure good christian souls over and into the claws of Satan.

At our private church we read from King James Bible from 1611. The church is named: "Kirken" - in english that means "The Church". Next year when King James Bible turns 400 years, we might be giving it a more interesting name.

[God_is_greater_than]

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Eric clapton is most definitely a hippy 'fag' romper who will burn for his eternal sins.