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  • VashniEAmaraya
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jun 2010
    • 43
    #1

    Hello, All!!!

    Hi! My name is Vashni Eventide Amaraya, but please, call me Vashni! I am 25 years old, female, and Canadian. It is so wonderful to meet some real Christians for a change, instead of loser posers. I am not married, but there is this one person I know, I think I might love (advice on the subject would be much appreciated), if only he returned the feeling.... Oh well, that's life!

    On to the next subject - I am an unsaved loser. Please, I am willing to do whatever it takes to be Saved. I am desperate! Please, help me!
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Hello, All!!!

      This is a Christian website, not some advice forum for pakis hiding out in the tundra of Cannukistan.

      Jesus has called you here to get Saved(r). I suggest you get on with it.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • VashniEAmaraya
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jun 2010
          • 43
          #3
          Re: Hello, All!!!

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Jesus has called you here to get Saved®. I suggest you get on with it.
          Please, sir, that is what I am here to do. I am asking for help - no one in my family is Christian, I have no one else to ask! Secondly, the other advice I need, is because the boy isn't Christian, but I still love him...If you cannot help me, I understand, thank you anyway for taking the time to read this.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: Hello, All!!!

              What false religion were you raised in? Hindoo demon worship I assume. You'll most likely need an exorcism. Can you afford one? We do them here at Landover Baptist all the time.

              Did you develop a taste for Christian baby flesh? I know you dotheads use them as sacrifices to your blue-skinned, elephant-headed demon/gods.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748
                  #5
                  Re: Hello, All!!!

                  What will your family do to you if they learn that you are going to convert to Baptist?
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • VashniEAmaraya
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 43
                      #6
                      Re: Hello, All!!!

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      What false religion were you raised in? Hindoo demon worship I assume. You'll most likely need an exorcism. Can you afford one? We do them here at Landover Baptist all the time.

                      Did you develop a taste for Christian baby flesh? I know you dotheads use them as sacrifices to your blue-skinned, elephant-headed demon/gods.
                      Actually, sir, my parents never forced religion upon me. They taught me that when you find the right religion, something inside you will feel right, and you will know that it is the right path. Christianity is the only religion that makes any sense. And unfortunatly, I cannot afford an excorcism.

                      I have never eaten the flesh of a human, nor have I ever sacrificed anything for any reason. Honestly, the very thought of killing an innocent person, well, it's just wrong. I have always felt that way.

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                        • VashniEAmaraya
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 43
                          #7
                          Re: Hello, All!!!

                          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                          What will your family do to you if they learn that you are going to convert to Baptist?

                          They would be very happy for me, but even if they didn't like it, I would convert anyway.

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                            • Phebe Carlyle
                              GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                              Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2010
                              • 2604
                              #8
                              Re: Hello, All!!!

                              Originally posted by VashniEAmaraya View Post
                              Hi! My name is Vashni Eventide Amaraya, but please, call me Vashni! I am 25 years old, female, and Canadian. It is so wonderful to meet some real Christians for a change, instead of loser posers. I am not married, but there is this one person I know, I think I might love (advice on the subject would be much appreciated), if only he returned the feeling.... Oh well, that's life!

                              On to the next subject - I am an unsaved loser. Please, I am willing to do whatever it takes to be Saved. I am desperate! Please, help me!
                              Gosh Vashni! Welcome but you are already off on a rocky start! You are 25 for starters.. near spinster material! You have to do something and something soon(now) about that.

                              Jesus has however lead you here for a reason so that is a positive. He DOES love you and He wants so much for you to be saved.

                              What are you willing to do for Him though?

                              YIC,

                              WS




                              There's Jesus here,
                              Just see what He offers me....
                              Down here my sins forgiven,
                              Up there a home in heaven
                              Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                                • VashniEAmaraya
                                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                  • Jun 2010
                                  • 43
                                  #9
                                  Re: Hello, All!!!

                                  Originally posted by wintersnow View Post
                                  Gosh Vashni! Welcome but you are already off on a rocky start! You are 25 for starters.. near spinster material! You have to do something and something soon(now) about that.

                                  Jesus has however lead you here for a reason so that is a positive. He DOES love you and He wants so much for you to be saved.

                                  What are you willing to do for Him though?

                                  YIC,

                                  WS
                                  Hello Ma'am. I know I need a man in my life, I'm just waiting for the right guy. As for Jesus leading me here, I do not doubt that, not a bit. I am willing to do what ever it takes for Him.

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