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  • ChristianLund
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jun 2010
    • 9
    #1

    Hi there :)

    Hey everyone
    My name is Christian.
    I'm from Denmark, and please dont judge me on that.
    Like my name, my religion is also christian. I beleive in God, i atend to church, and i love Jesus. I'm 25 years old and i've come to the beleif of god and jesus becauase my dad was deadly ill and in that period i prayed for him everyday. He recovered and got healthy which made me beleive in God.
    I hope you can accept me here on this forum.

    God bless you all
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Hi there

      Welcome to God's favorite forum. I hope you can mind your manners while you vist. Most of your viking pals have been banned for being rude and advocating perversion.

      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

      You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

      Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Deuteronomy
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Jun 2010
          • 87
          #3
          Re: Hi there

          Welcome Christian
          I'm glad to hear about your farther, and that you saved him, despite all those know-it-all doctors and their heathen medicine.
          How often do you go to church and how many good Christian children have you put upon this earth?
          Deuteronomy 28:22 The LORD shall smite thee with a consumption, and with a fever, and with an inflammation, and with an extreme burning, and with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildew; and they shall pursue thee until thou perish.

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            • James Dewitt
              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
              • Jan 2010
              • 6267
              #4
              Re: Hi there

              Welcome Christina, Are you married? How many sons have you given birth to for Jesus? Say why do you live in a Godless country like Denmark when Germany is so close by?

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                • ChristianLund
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 9
                  #5
                  Re: Hi there

                  No i am not married. I am waiting for that special and right girl to be mine, so therefore i dont have any kids, sadly though, and i hope that will change in the near future. I still live in Denmark because were i live we actuly have a really nice community, and my proffession doesnt allow me to live in Germany. With that said i actuly want to live in the USA sometime when i get enough money to move Sorry my english is abit rough, but im not perfect, none of us are you know

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                    • Billy Bob Jenkins
                      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                      Hates anal sex. And trees.
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 8337
                      #6
                      Re: Hi there

                      Originally posted by ChristianLund View Post
                      Hey everyone
                      My name is Christian.
                      I'm from Denmark, and please dont judge me on that.
                      Like my name, my religion is also christian. I beleive in God, i atend to church, and i love Jesus. I'm 25 years old and i've come to the beleif of god and jesus becauase my dad was deadly ill and in that period i prayed for him everyday. He recovered and got healthy which made me beleive in God.
                      I hope you can accept me here on this forum.

                      God bless you all
                      Welcome Christian! What makes you think God would heal a Danish man?
                      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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