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    Hello, dear Christians.

    Hello, dear brothers and sisters. My name is Charles Blanton. I live in city of Newport News.
    I was once a theist, like my parents, but now I've been thinking about becoming a christian.
    I found this forum and I though, that I should get in contact with you guys. You seem like nice people. If you guys can convince me, why should I become an Christian Baptist and not join with any other religions, I'll stay with you, guys.
    Psalm 14
    The fool has said in his heart, "There is no God." They are corrupt, they have committed abominable deeds; There is no one who does good.
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    Re: Hello, dear Christians.

    Well, there's an entire forum with 487,000 threads to read, so get started!
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #3
      Re: Hello, dear Christians.

      Welcome to God's favorite forum. If you're American then I'm the president of Red China.

      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

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      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #4
        Re: Hello, dear Christians.

        @Charles B. Welcome! I hope we can be friends!
        I Jesus!

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        • #5
          Re: Hello, dear Christians.

          Originally posted by Charles B. View Post
          Hello, dear brothers and sisters. My name is Charles Blanton. I live in city of Newport News.
          I was once a theist, like my parents, but now I've been thinking about becoming a christian.
          I found this forum and I though, that I should get in contact with you guys. You seem like nice people. If you guys can convince me, why should I become an Christian Baptist and not join with any other religions, I'll stay with you, guys.
          Well, Chuck, there is really one ultimate reason of reasons why you should become a Baptist -a reason like no other: if you don't, you will burn in Hell for all eternity. While in Hell, in addition to being burned alive every moment without pause, you may also enjoy the experience of: A) being butt-raped by demons with enormous purple members, B ) being sodomized by red-hot pitchforks, C) being turned inside out and having your organs rearranged, D) having your nipples stretched up over your head, or E) being hung upside down by your pinky toes while enduring the above. This is just a very short list of possibilities. Really, there is no end to the horrors of the damned. Satan has eternity to come up with ways to torment you.

          Is that reason enough?
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • #6
            Re: Hello, dear Christians.

            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
            Well, Chuck, there is really one ultimate reason of reasons why you should become a Baptist -a reason like no other: if you don't, you will burn in Hell for all eternity. While in Hell, in addition to being burned alive every moment without pause, you may also enjoy the experience of: A) being butt-raped by demons....
            OK, THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH, I'll be an Baptist!
            Psalm 14
            The fool has said in his heart, "There is no God." They are corrupt, they have committed abominable deeds; There is no one who does good.

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            • #7
              Re: Hello, dear Christians.

              Originally posted by Charles B. View Post
              OK, THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH, I'll be an Baptist!
              Amen! Praise the Lord!
              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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              • #8
                Re: Hello, dear Christians.

                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                Amen! Praise the Lord!
                PRAISE THE LORD!!!!....Do I have to read the bible? It's so BIG
                Psalm 14
                The fool has said in his heart, "There is no God." They are corrupt, they have committed abominable deeds; There is no one who does good.

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                • #9
                  Re: Hello, dear Christians.

                  Originally posted by Charles B. View Post
                  PRAISE THE LORD!!!!....Do I have to read the bible? It's so BIG
                  You bet, its not hard start on page 1 and go on from there. Start with baby steps, soon you will be a marathon reader

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello, dear Christians.

                    Originally posted by Charles B. View Post
                    PRAISE THE LORD!!!!....Do I have to read the bible? It's so BIG
                    If God wanted you to read a shorter Bible, He would have revealed one. All of it matters:

                    Matt. 4:4: But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.
                    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hello, dear Christians.

                      Son, there are no Bible Cliff notes. If the size of God's manly magnifcence scares you, then I think need to step down off your high horse and snap out of it and get with the program. It took God an entire week to create everything, I think you can read a few pages.

                      Honestly!
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Hello, dear Christians.

                        Originally posted by Charles B. View Post
                        PRAISE THE LORD!!!!....Do I have to read the bible? It's so BIG
                        Take it slow. Read a chapter a night routine before bed. If you have an easy weekend. I used to read the Bible in my hammock on the front porch on Sunday evenings.
                        1 Timothy 2:12

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