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  • Justin Z
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jun 2010
    • 130

    #1

    Brother Justin

    Brothers, I am Brother Justin. I sit here typing to you all protected by God. I am sick and tired of seeing blasphemous things like Harry Potter, Pokemon, Obama, homosexuals, goths, gypsies, and others I no longer have the tolerance to name after my current too long of a list. Praise the Lord I found this place to get away from all that. I went to google to search for a Christian holy words and came across this sanctuary. With this flat Earth I have traveled to the edges to meet more true Christians. I am tired of seeing women not marrying their rapists, masturbation being talked of like it is acceptable, rational thinking which spreads the seed of doubt, women on the internet when they should be making babies for God's army, and soccer games being discussed.

    I love Jesus so with that I present him a limerick.

    There once was a power named God
    If you didn't believe, then you would face his rod
    He loves all True Christian™ creatures
    For we are his preachers
    He smiles down on us Christians and applauds.

    Not perfect but I am not Jesus.

    Nice to meet you all!
  • Phebe Carlyle
    GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
    Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 2604

    #2
    Re: Brother Justin

    Oh Gosh Brother Justin!

    Welcome, welcome indeed!!

    Not only are you a good and decent Soldier of Christ, but also a very adept limerick writer, but yet the Lord is quite the inspiration!

    Well, please tell us more about yourself!

    What is your favorite Bible verse?

    What is your favorite pie?

    It is certainly a pleasure to meet you!

    YIC,

    Mrs.P.Wintersnow




    There's Jesus here,
    Just see what He offers me....
    Down here my sins forgiven,
    Up there a home in heaven
    Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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    • Justin Z
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Jun 2010
      • 130

      #3
      My favorite pie has to be apple pie.
      It is the symbol of America (as American as apple pie) and God loves America. My favorite verse in scripture is hard to choose. I love pretty much all of it.

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      • Benedict A. Davis
        Winning Souls in his Winnebago
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 3900

        #4
        Re: Brother Justin

        Originally posted by Brother Justin View Post
        My favorite pie has to be apple pie.
        It is the symbol of America (as American as apple pie) and God loves America. My favorite verse in scripture is hard to choose. I love pretty much all of it.
        There has got to be something that stands out.The Bible does have something for all True Believers.

        Where do you presently attend Church?
        Where were you Baptized and how old were you when the glorious event happened?
        sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
        Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
        Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
        Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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        • Billy Bob Jenkins
          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
          Hates anal sex. And trees.
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 8337

          #5
          Re: Brother Justin

          Originally posted by Brother Justin View Post
          My favorite pie has to be apple pie.
          It is the symbol of America (as American as apple pie) and God loves America. My favorite verse in scripture is hard to choose. I love pretty much all of it.
          What guns do you own? Do you enjoy roughin' it? And have you ever shot a negro before?
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • Austin Strait
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Jun 2010
            • 55

            #6
            Re: Brother Justin

            Welcome Brother Justin.
            1 Timothy 2:12

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